Authoress' Notes: *Blinks* 20 reviews? What the hell? This story has no point! I'm making it up as I go! Oh well, I shouldn't complain about reviews, cause the amount I got was sweet!
Okay, I shall now explain why I chose Jean and Scott. I actually like Scott and wanted him to have a decent role in one of my stories, and due to the fact that he won't go anywhere without Jean, she would have to be in it too. It's funny because these are the two mutants that are extremely devoted to Xavier and of course would be the least likely to join another team. Yes, I know Magneto would take mutants that are strong but lets take a short look at why some mutants can't join.
Kitty – Sabretooth gets embarrassed easily and Kitty
enjoys walking through doors without knocking. I don't think that would work.
Lance – He makes earthquake thingies and gets headaches. And other words, he'll
use all the aspirin.
Kurt – John's the comic relief in the Acolytes. We don't want competition.
Rogue – I don't like her
Todd – Uh…I'll think of something later
All the popular mutants suck! Hence the reason I take the two mutants everyone hates.
Random Quote: I'm drowning in footwear!
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Last time we saw our heroes, they were hanging out at HQ when…aw screw it. You already read the first chapter.
John leapt across the room and landed at Remy's feet. "What's the plan?"
"Plan? Remy doesn't 'ave a plan. Remy only said dat 'cause Remy didn't speak for awhile."
The gang glared.
"Damnit Remy!" Piotr threw a computer across the room. "You need to think of a plan or this story has no purpose in life!"
"And stop talking like that!" Pietro added
Remy frowned at the younger boy. "Y' re just jealous." He turned to Piotr "Well…let Remy t'ink…no dat wouldn't work, we would need forty five crates of American cheese…wait! Remy knows!"
The gang quickly looked at Remy "Tell us!"
"It's amazing!"
"Tell us!"
"W'y didn't I t'ink of it sooner?"
"Tell us!"
"Pure brilliance!"
"Damnit, Remy!"
"Fine den, I'll tell. We shall brainwash Jean an' Scott into believing dat dey were always par' of da Acolytes. Den, during da big fight scene dat happens 'cause da writer wants an excuse t' 'ave Xavier fight in his boxers, a big heart-t'-heart be'ween da X People an' Jean an' Scott shall happen. Dey will get deir memories back an' join da X People once again. T' make da story go out wit' a bang, dey would put deir powers t'ge'her, an' defeat da Acolytes once an' f'r all!"
The Acolytes and the squirrel glanced at each and coughed nervously.
"Or, t' save da authoress f'om t'inking t' much, we could always disguise ourselves as exchange students f'om random countries, an' befriend Jean an' Scott, telling
dem t' follow da evilness in deir hearts an' join da Acolytes."
The gang looked at each.
"That'll do, Remy" Pietro said with a nod. "That'll do."
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Jean shuddered.
Scott frowned as he drove them to the school. "Why did you shudder Jean?"
"I…I don't know."
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"Alright, boys, do you all have your lunches?
"Yes, Magneto!"
"Pietro, do you have an extra pair of underwear?"
"Yes daddy."
"Piotr, I still don't approve of those pants, pull them up before they fall to your ankles."
Piotr folded his arms angrily, "Listen man, you don't own me! I am my own person!"
"Besides mate," John added with a giggle, "The low pants just make for easy access!"
Magneto decided to let that one by. Mental note: reconsider giving John his own bedroom, away from Piotr. "Alright then troops. Remember your goal. Do not be led astray by high school peer pressure, and remember: 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but damnit I can rip your head off!' Kids are just naturally cruel and you have to learn to just shrug off their insults or know a good place to dispose of their bodies. And remember, you are all 'special individuals' in my eyes."
The Acolytes sniffed and wiped back tears. "We love you too daddy!" Pietro squealed and grabbed Magneto in a bear hug.
"Pietro you little shit! Get off me!" Pietro let go of Magneto. Magneto continued to watch the boy out of the corner of his eye nervously. "For the love of me, don't mess up!"
"We promise!" The Acolytes chorused. Magneto failed to notice that their fingers were crossed behind their backs.
"Okay kids, have fun!" Magneto hit a button and the mini van's door open. The Acolytes tumbled out excitedly. "Don't forget Remy, you have basketball practice at four! And, Sabretooth." Magneto shook his finger at his lackey. "Don't you trade your sandwich for a fruit roll-up!"
Sabretooth pouted. "Yes sir"
Magneto sighed as he watched John try to pull Piotr's pants down, making the giant mutant start to strangle him while the rest of the Acolytes tried to pry him off. They're going to blow their cover; I can feel it in my bones. Magneto gasped. My brownies! They are going to burn if I don't get them out of the oven NOW! He started up his mini van and zoomed out of the school parking lot.
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"Scott, I really have a bad feeling about today."
Scott sighed and pulled into the school's parking area. "Jean I'm not going to go back to the institute, you'll be fine."
"Right!" Kurt, Kitty, and Rogue cried.
Jean looked at them, surprised. "What are you doing here?"
"Well," Kurt began, "we only appeared because everyone and their grandmother's third cousin twice removed roommate love us and would flame the story if we were not in it."
"Oh…can you go now? This is our story."
"Hold on." Kitty picked up a copy of Amazing Spiderman #1 and the three each placed one of their hands on it. "One…two…three" She finished as they disappeared in a cloud of brimstone.
Duncan ran up to them from nowhere and gasped dramatically. "No way! They just disappeared!" He looked at Scott and Jean. "Something is going on! I'm on-" He stopped his ranting as Jean used her powers to make him forget what he saw. He looked at them, stupidly. "Where am I?" He wandered around the parking lot asking people where he was, only to get run over by Kelly's car.
"That'll take care of him!" Jean proclaimed, dusting off her hands. "I don't like to rid people of their memories, but this was an emergency." She handed Scott her bag and walked over Duncan's unconscious body. "Come on, Scott. We can't be late!"
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There you go. Sorry for the chapter, I'm half asleep and have been reading Harry Potter…someone slap me. Review please!
