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Chapter 3 first day one the jobs

*real world theme*

*EPISODE STARTS*

*it's early in the morning and everybody is getting ready to go to work*

Misty: * wakes up she starts heading for the bathroom but she sees everyone in a line waiting for the bathroom*

Misty: what's going on?

Duplica: Pikachu is in the shower and he is taking forever!

*you hear pikachu singing Nsync's "bye, bye, bye"

Gary: * loses temper* that it I can't take it anymore we are gonna be late* starts banging on bathroom door* Pikachu! Hurry up! There are people waiting!

Ash: c'mon guys leave pikachu alone

* Then you hear the faucet turn off*

Pikachu: *opens the door and steps out with a towel wrapped around his waist and a shower cap on his ears* pika!

Gary: finally! *goes into the bathroom*

*pikachu goes into the boy's room*

*20 minutes later*

Joy in confessional room: it's the first day of work and I am just afraid of what Tracey and Misty might do to each other and it might be a bad example for the kids *bites lip* something needs to be settled they can't keep fighting like this* leaves room*

*1 HOUR LATER*

Ash: well bye guys our bus is here

Duplica: good luck on your first day *waving goodbye*

Misty: you too *waving back* Brock: Ash, Duplica... Let's go!

*the door closes shut*

Joy: well it's time for us to go everybody ready?

All: yea

*everyone leaves the house and gets into the car*

*Misty decides to sit up front with Joy*

Gary: *sigh* guess that means I have to stay in the back with Tracey

Tracey: *grin*

Gary: *anime cry*

* 15 MINUTES LATER*

Joy: look guys we're here*she parks the car*

*they get out of the car and they go inside the daycare and they are greeted by the head counselor*

Head counselor: hi guys my name is Mary and I am the head counselor come follow mw so you can meet the kids

*they follow her and see all these little kids beating each other up and some other kids are pulling each other hair*

Mary: kids listen up

*nobody's listening*

Mary: please kids listen

* Still nobody's listening*

Mary: SHUT UP ASSHOLES!!!

*everyone is quiet*

Gary, Misty, Joy and Tracey: O.O

Mary: that's more like it, I want you kids to meet somebody. These 4 people will be your new counselors for the whole summer

Mary:*talking to Gary, Misty, Joy and Tracey* ok guys introduce yourselves

Misty: Hi guys my name is Misty

Joy: I'm Joy

Tracey: hi I'm Tracey:

Gary: and I'm Gary

Misty: so um do you kids have any questions for us?

Kid #1: yea I gotta a question for the nigga in the headband

Tracey: who me?

Kid #1: yea you nigga:

Tracey: well what's the question?

Kid #1: why you look so gay

Mary: hey that's not nice! Does anybody have any other appropriate questions?

Kid#2: yea I gotta question for Gary

Gary: what is it?

Kid#2: can I get your number?

*everyone looks a Gary*

Gary: *nervous laugh*

*1 HOUR AT JONES BEACH*

Ash: *sitting in life guard chair* *blows whistle* hey don't go over there little girl!

Little girl: *not listening*

Ash: *runs to little girl* please don't go over there *tries to move the girl*

Little girl: *cries* you hurt me, I am telling my brother on you *runs away* * 2 minutes later Ash is walking on the beach until someone taps his shoulder*

Big brother of little girl: my sister says that you hurt her

Ash: no, no I was only telling her to move so she wouldn't drown*nervous laugh*

Big brother of little girl: my little sister says that you're lying

Ash: *nervous laugh*

*Back at the day care*

*all kids are in the arts and crafts room throwing paint, crayons and markers at each other*

Kid# 1: hey lets throw paint at that freak with the head band!

All the kids: yea! *starts throwing paint*

Tracey: *gets hit in the eye* stop..ow!

Misty: *looks at kids throwing paint at Tracey and she starts feeling bad for him* Hey stop this! * gets hit in the face with paint * why you little brat *picks up paint and throws it at a kid*

*BACK AT THE BEACH*

*Duplica and Brock sitting on life guard chairs*

Duplica: hey Brock you wanna take a tan with me?

Brock: nah I am gonna go get some hot babes phone numbers I see you later okay *leaves*

Duplica: *sighs*

*pikachu appears*

Duplica: hi pikachu! You wanna take a suntan with me?

Pikachu: *happily* pika, pika!

*They start taking tan*

*BACK AT THE DAYCARE*

*everyone is throwing paint at each other and there is paint everywhere*

Misty: ugh! Take that! *throws paint*

*Mary walks in*

Mary: WHATS GOIN ON HERE!

*everyone stops throwing paint and it is silent*

Mary: Misty! Tracey my office now!

*they go to the office*

Mary: what just happened in there?!

Misty: *stutter* it was all-*interrupted by Tracey*

Tracey: my fault! I made this happen. This kid cursed at me so I threw paint ay him

Mary: *sigh* since this is your first day I am gonna let you off easy but the next time this happens you're fired! Do I make my self clear?!

Misty: yes ma'am

Mary: now get out of my office!

*Misty and Tracey leaves*

*outside office*

Misty: thanks

Tracey: well it was the least I can do since you stood up for me like that

*silent for a moment*

Misty: Tracey I wanna apologize for the way I was acting the other day

Tracey: nah it was my fault I should have never been naked anyways

Misty: actually I have no problem with it. We were all born naked right?

Tracey: *smiles*

Misty: *smiles* *4 hours later Misty, Tracey, Joy and Gary comes home they all have paint on themselves Misty has a bandage on her arm and Tracey has a bandage on his leg and Joy's hair is out of place but Gary looks perfectly fine*

Joy: I'm beat

* They all sits on couch*

*they hear the door knob turn and the door opens and Brock, Duplica, Ash and pikachu come in, Ash has a black and blue eye, Brock has a big red handprint on his face, Duplica has a sunburn and pikachu is no longer yellow he's brown*

Gary: what happened to you guys?!

Misty: *stands on couch* eww it's a walking shit!

Ash: no that's pikachu!

Misty: *burst out laughing*what happened*rolling on floor*

Duplica: well me and pikachu decided to take a tan and we fell asleep and this is what happened

Joy: *smiling* what about ash and Brock

Ash: I got beat up by this little girl's brother

Everyone except ash: * laughing*

Ash: hey he was big!

Misty: *still laughing* what about you Brock

Brock: I told this girl she had nice boobs so she slapped me

Duplica: oh brother

Ash: hey what about you guys?

Misty: this boy bit me

Joy: all the kids started pulling my hair

Tracey: I got stabbed with a crayon

Ash: what about you Gary? It looks like nothing even happen to you! Gary: I was chased by these little girls that wanted to kiss me

Duplica: and that's it?!

Gary: they had cheap lip gloss on their lips!

Brock: well seems like we all had a bad day, c'mon guys lets get some sleep we have to go to work in the morning

Everyone except Brock: yea

*everyone goes upstairs and lights turn off and they go upstairs and lights turn off and they go to sleep*

*2 HOURS LATER*

Gary: Tracey get off me!

Tracey: he, he sorry

*EPISODE FADES INTO THE CREDITS*

Voice: ON THE NEXT REAL WORLD!

Voice: Tracey has a confession to make and a new surprise visitor comes. Who could it be and why is he here the only way to find out is to watch the next real world!