A/N: chapter 4 up!

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Chapter 4 Cops and Robbers: The Ketchup Chase

*EPISODE STARTS OFF 2 WEEKS AFTER LAST EPISODE*

*Ash wakes up, everybody else is asleep except Tracey*

Ash: *thinking to himself* yes! Its Saturday no work today! * Then Ash walks by the staircase and sees Tracey not naked and he is trying to fix up the house*

Brock: *wakes up* *walks over to the staircase and sees Ash just standing there*Good morning Ash *then sees Tracey* what's up with Tracey he is wearing his clothes something must be up

Ash: I know its freaking me out, let's go downstairs and ask him

* They go downstairs*

Brock: good morning Tracey. What's up? why are you cleaning?

Tracey: somebody is coming over for dinner

Ash: who?

Tracey: no time to talk guys I gotta clean the bathroom *races upstairs and into the bathroom and he just passes by Misty who just woke up*

Misty: *thinks to herself* oh my god is Tracey wearing clothes?!*starts walking downstairs*

Brock: good morning Misty

Misty: good morning guys. What's up with Tracey? He is wearing clothes and cleaning

Ash: he is cleaning up the house cause someone is coming over for dinner

Misty: who's coming?

Brock: he says it's a surprise

Misty: I wonder who it is

Tracey: *screaming from upstairs* AHH! Its 10:30 I have to buy the groceries! * He comes downstairs*

Tracey: could one of you accompany me to the super market?

Brock: which super market?

Tracey: Key Food

Joy: *coming out of nowhere* I'll drive you there Tracey

Tracey: great

Ash: maybe pikachu can go with you guys and help you out

Tracey: yea that will be cool

Pikachu: *shaking his head no* pika

Ash: pikachu says that he would love to help you guys

Pikachu: * anime cry*

Tracey: c'mon let's go

* AT THE SUPER MARKET*

Tracey: *pushing shopping cart* hmm what should I get *picks up mayonnaise* this would be good for dessert*puts in the cart*

* MEAN WHLIE IN THE OTHER PART OF THE STORE*

Pikachu: * pikachu walking threw the aisles until it finds whole aisle full of ketchup* pika! *sparkly eyes* *starts gulping down all the ketchup that's there*

Joy: *walking up and down the aisle trying to find pikachu*

* she finds pikachu gulping down a bottle of ketchup with 7 empty bottles of ketchup next to him then every thing turns in to like cops and robber's chase from a movie scene*

Joy: *holds up to fingers like if they were a gun* the jig is up! You're caught red handed!

Pikachu: you will never catch me alive! *runs away to the cereal aisle*

* You hear the mission impossible them in the back round*

Joy: *chases after him* *finally gets to cereal aisle*

Pikachu: *throws Honey Comb cereal at her which made all the cereal fall out of the box causing her too fall*

* She reaches for her back pocket to get her walkie- talkie that suddenly appeared*

Joy: I need back up!

Tracey: *not listening to the walkie- talkie that suddenly appears there also* hmmm this will be a perfect drink * picks up 2 dishwashing soaps and puts them in the cart*

Joy: damn he is not picking it up*gets up and starts looking for pikachu*

Pikachu:*hiding in the aisle where they keep toilet paper, tampons, pads, soap, hand washing soap etc..* I need some weapons * picks up toilet paper, tampon and cheap air refresher*

Joy: *looking around*

Pikachu: * spots Joy and picks up his box of tampons and pulls out one and throws it at Joy*

Tracey: *coming out of nowhere* Joy look out! * pushes her out of the way in slow motion*

* Tampon hits floor*

Joy: that was a close one thanks

Pikachu: * is following them and keeps throwing tampons at them*

Tracey: run!

* They start running for their lives while pikachu is chasing them and throwing tampons at them*

Pikachu: *still running and throwing tampons at them* bwah ha ha ha give up now! *Then he ran out of tampons* uh oh

Joy: hey he ran out let's get him

*they started running up to him*

Pikachu: *pulls out air refresher and sprays it in their face*

Joy: *coughing* oh no * coughing* cheap air refresher *coughing*

Tracey: can't... Breathe * coughing*

Pikachu: * ties them up with the toilet paper* bwha ha ha I got u now!

* Cheap air refresher smell fades away*

Joy: oh no we're trapped

Pikachu: ha ha surrender all your ketchup now!

Tracey: we lost *sadly*

Joy: wait isn't this toilet paper?

* The toilet paper breaks free and Joy and Tracey are not tied up anymore*

Pikachu: how could this happen?!

Tracey: get him!

* Pikachu runs away*

Joy: * points out her wrists and band- aids came out of them like if she was spider man* damn he is too fast I can't get him

Tracey: I know what can stop him! * Pulls out headband and about to do and attack that is similar to sailor moons* Tracey..Headband....Magic! * throws head band towards pikachu in slow motion*

* Bang! It hits pikachu*

Joy: * running fast towards pikachu* bad guys finish last * uses bandage as a handcuff*

Pikachu: *sadly* how can I lose?

Joy: shut up or I'll give you... The booster shot

Pikachu: Nooooooo!

* IT'S 7 O CLOCK IN THE EVENING*

* Tracey is preparing dinner and the others are getting ready for dinner*

*DOORBELL RINGS*

Misty: I'll get it! * opens door* TODD?!

* Everything turns into a modeling studio and misty is posing*

Todd: that's great! *snap*

Misty: * posing*

Todd: fabulous just fabulous *snap*

Misty: * different pose*

Todd: the camera loves you baby!

* Everything is back to normal*

Misty: so Todd what are you doing here?

Todd: didn't Tracey tell you that I was coming over for dinner?

Misty: oh yea he did mention that, well come inside to greet the others

* They go into kitchen*

Todd: hi guys

Ash: oh my god it's Todd!

Gary: TODD?!

Duplica: TODD?!

Brock: TODD?!

Joy: TODD?!

Tracey: Todd! You're finally here * runs and hugs todd*

Everybody except Todd and Tracey: O.o

Tracey: you're just in time for dinner

*everyone stares at food*

Duplica: you know Tracey I don't think I am even that hungry * nervous laugh*

Tracey: oh don't be shy! Eat!

*everyone sits down*

Misty: uh Tracey what's that? * Points to dishwashing soap that is in the cup*

Tracey: that's the wine ^-^

Gary: O.o *ahem* uh and what's that * points to laundry detergent that's in a bowl*

Tracey: that's rice ^-^ don't you people recognize food when you see one

Brock: * nervous laugh* well I am gonna skip dinner and just eat to dessert*

Tracey: here you go * gives him a plate full of mayonnaise*

Everyone except Tracey: O.o

Todd: uh I think its time for you to tell them the news now

Tracey: o yes of course, ok guys... I'm gay

Everyone except Tracey and Todd: *pretends like they didn't know*

Tracey: and uh Todd is my lover

*EPISODE FADES INTO THE CREDITS*

Voice: ON THE NEXT REALWORLD!

Voice: Tracey goes back to the orange island with Todd to visit his family and Misty becomes a women. Find out more on the next REAL WORLD!