Honey, I shrunk Legolas
Ch. 1 Not much to do with LotR, but hey.
Disclaimer: It's not mine, okay?? OKAY??? *falls to the ground twitching and weeping*
(A/N: This is my very first humour fanfic, and I don't know if it's really very funny, but I had fun writing it, so it's all good. Right? Right?? Anyone reading anymore? REVIEW please, but DON'T FLAME! READING FLAMES IS DEPRESSING!)
I. Hate. Pool. It is unbelievable just how much I hate pool. I never learned to play pool because I hate it. I also hate it because I never learned to play it. Oh, did I mention that I hate pool? were pretty much Elise's thoughts. She was currently at a friend's birthday party where everyone was playing; what else? The beloved pool.
Elise's best friend, Tiffany, plopped down beside her. "Oh, come on. It's not that bad!"
"I. Hate. Pool."
"Yes, I think you mentioned that."
"Hey, I've never played pool in my life, and I suck at it, but I'm still playing," said Shannon, Elise's other best friend, coming up behind them. "It's sad. I mean, Legolas is gonna come to life before you play pool."
Tiffany and Shannon looked at each other.
Elise found herself facing a pool table, cue in hand, and Shannon and Tiffany each dragging her by an arm.
Elise rolled her eyes. "Fine. One shot. That's it. Then I get to sit back down."
"Whatever you say," said Shannon, smiling charmingly. You wish.
Just as Elise aimed and was about to shove the infernal stick forward, the three best friends heard a "pop" from the next room that everyone else, including the host, completely ignored.
Elise proceeded to make possibly the worst shot ever recorded in the history of humankind. Tiffany could definitely hear a mutter of "I hate pool" before the three were hurrying over to the room.
At first, they could see nothing, until Shannon yelped in pain. Elise and Tiffany rushed over, and Tiffany managed to fish something out of Shannon's finger that looked like a splinter, but when examined closer. "an. ARROW?" muttered the pool hater.
A/N: RRRREEEEVVVVIIIIEEEEWWWW
Ch. 1 Not much to do with LotR, but hey.
Disclaimer: It's not mine, okay?? OKAY??? *falls to the ground twitching and weeping*
(A/N: This is my very first humour fanfic, and I don't know if it's really very funny, but I had fun writing it, so it's all good. Right? Right?? Anyone reading anymore? REVIEW please, but DON'T FLAME! READING FLAMES IS DEPRESSING!)
I. Hate. Pool. It is unbelievable just how much I hate pool. I never learned to play pool because I hate it. I also hate it because I never learned to play it. Oh, did I mention that I hate pool? were pretty much Elise's thoughts. She was currently at a friend's birthday party where everyone was playing; what else? The beloved pool.
Elise's best friend, Tiffany, plopped down beside her. "Oh, come on. It's not that bad!"
"I. Hate. Pool."
"Yes, I think you mentioned that."
"Hey, I've never played pool in my life, and I suck at it, but I'm still playing," said Shannon, Elise's other best friend, coming up behind them. "It's sad. I mean, Legolas is gonna come to life before you play pool."
Tiffany and Shannon looked at each other.
Elise found herself facing a pool table, cue in hand, and Shannon and Tiffany each dragging her by an arm.
Elise rolled her eyes. "Fine. One shot. That's it. Then I get to sit back down."
"Whatever you say," said Shannon, smiling charmingly. You wish.
Just as Elise aimed and was about to shove the infernal stick forward, the three best friends heard a "pop" from the next room that everyone else, including the host, completely ignored.
Elise proceeded to make possibly the worst shot ever recorded in the history of humankind. Tiffany could definitely hear a mutter of "I hate pool" before the three were hurrying over to the room.
At first, they could see nothing, until Shannon yelped in pain. Elise and Tiffany rushed over, and Tiffany managed to fish something out of Shannon's finger that looked like a splinter, but when examined closer. "an. ARROW?" muttered the pool hater.
A/N: RRRREEEEVVVVIIIIEEEEWWWW
