Ch.2 It's the elf himself! (Hey, I made a rhyme!) Disclaimer: It's not mine, ok? Leave me alone! *huddles in a corner, looking sulky*

A/N: Thank you very much to the TWO people who reviewed, and I'm sorry about the length of the chapters. Yes, I hopefully will be writing a lot more! (thanx Scatterheart! Yah, I love that line too!) (Thanx TokyoGal89! I love Legolas too! ;) ) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVVIIIEEEWWWWW!!!!! I LIVE OFF OF YOUR REVIEWS!!!!

"What the hell is that?" muttered Tiffany.

"It's an arrow, duh. I just SAID that!" commented Elise.

"Yeah, I knew that"

"Suuuurrree you did."

"Okay, shut up, shut up!" Shannon yelled.

"Uh, excuse me?" they heard a tiny voice call. They all looked around for the source of the miniature voice.

"Who the hell is that?" wondered Tiffany, staring around the empty room.

"I don't know." Elise and Shannon answered at exactly the same time. They looked at each other and burst out laughing, completely forgetting about the voice.

Legolas rolled his eyes. "HeLLOOOOOOOOO!!" he shrieked at these giants. "I'M RIGHT HERE!" Elise, Tiffany and Shannon looked at the dresser, where the tiny Legolas was standing.

"Awesomeness," commented Elise.

Shannon's eyes lit up and she started dancing around the room, nearly bouncing off the walls. "I CAN SEE." she turned to her friends and whispered, "the future."

Tiffany smacked Shannon. "Shut up! This is no time to be boasting. LEGOLAS is right here in this room!"

This fact seemed to dawn on the other two as well, and the three obsessed LotR fans squealed and fell to their knees in perfect form in front of Legolas.

"Oh great blonde elf god," they intoned together, "we praise you for your intense hotness." (A/N: I'm a Legolas fan. No, really?) Legolas stared at them.

"You've been practicing that?!" he cried.

"Uh. no! Of course not!" they lied, grinning innocently.

"All right." Legolas said. "May I ask two questions?"

"Sure, go right ahead," Elise replied.

"All right then. WHERE THE HELL AM I????!!!!"

"Earth!" replied Tiffany brightly. "No middle, front, back, top, or bottom!"

"That's only one question!" complained Elise.

"Okay. here's my second question. WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!!!!???"

"Elise, Tiffany, and Shannon, your devoted fangirls, of course!"

" 'Cept we're cont gonna chase you."

"We don't have to! You're right here!" The three girls exchanged evil and rather frightening grins.

Legolas looked worried.

"Um. can I ask you a question?" asked Elise.

Legolas nodded impatiently, looking a bit scared.

"Why are you SO DARN SMALL?" she asked, perhaps just a LITTLE bit bluntly.

A/N: *big cheesy smile* Are you feeling bored? Well, a great thing to do is review! Just hit that little button! It's quick, simple, and makes the world a better place! Well, not really, but it makes the author happy. And we all want a happy author, right? *smile gets a bit evil*. A/N: Don't mind me.