Ch.3 So small!

Disclaimer: It's all mine! Mua ha ha ha ha ha! *Is hauled off to jail by the police*. *Rattles bars* I was kidding! I said it wasn't mine before! It was a joke! Hello? Hello? It's not mine, ok? Anyone there?

A/N: Thankyou to all the people who have reviewed my story. I love you all! *blows kisses*. Thanx to: TokyoGal89: I read some of your poetry! It was great! And keep typing, it's great exercise for your fingers. If anyone ever says you spend too much time on your computer and don't get any exercise, tell 'em you exercise for HOURS every day! (j/k). By the way, Legolas is, like, 2918 years older than you, but that's a minor detail. Besides, he's mine! *snarls* Anyway. Amara Shelton: Hope that this is a steady enough flow for you! *_~ Yellow Drake X: Thanx! Updating! SkittleBoy: Thankyou for the review! Alisyn: Thanx, I really appreciate that, I sure will keep going! Priny: Only ok? I'll try harder! Enjoy!

"Uh." Legolas tried to answer. "I have NO idea why I'm SO FREAKIN' SMALL!!!"

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Tiffany, Elise and Shannon stared at the miniature hot blond elf.

"Now if you don't mind. I WANNA GO HOME!!" Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood, started bawling.

"Awwwwww!" Tiffany, Elise and Shannon said simultaneously. They looked at each other and burst out laughing. Again. Ignoring Legolas completely. Again.

Legolas stopped crying and looked at the three giggling girls incredulously, annoyed. "Excuse me! I'm incredibly good-looking here, you know!" he yelled at them. "You should be worshipping me!" They jumped, then looked apologetically at him.

"Sorry," they said at the same time, then fell to giggling again. Legolas finally got fed up.

He jumped to his miniature feet. "Okay! Shut up!" he yelled. The three girls finally, for probably once in their entire lives, shut up.

"I didn't know that you knew how to say shut up," Shannon commented.

"Well I do!" Legolas replied. "So live with it!"

"Okay, okay! Don't get all worked up!" Shannon said, trying to calm the elf down.

"But. I WANNA GO HOME! And I wanna see Father and Gimli and Arwen and Aragorn and Elladan and Elrohir and Elrond and Frodo and Sam and Merry and Pippin and." he went on for about five minutes, naming about fifty people. Tiffany finally stopped him.

"Uh. no offense. but you said 'Father' twice."

"AAAAAHHHHH! And you think I care why?" he shrieked.

"Ummmm." said a new voice. The three girls looked up innocently to stare at their host. Elise hastily stuffed Legolas into the pocket of the hoodie she always wore. "Why are you guys talking to. the dresser?"

"It was lonely. The dresser has feelings too, you know," said Tiffany sweetly.

Kimmy shook her head and left, not wanting any of their weirdness to rub off on her.

They heard a muffled shouting from Elise's pocket. The doorbell rang. Elise and Shannon were sleeping over at Tiffany's house that night, and it was Tiffany's dad, here to pick them up.

"So. I guess we'll get to take him with us, huh?" asked Shannon energetically. Identical evil grins spread across their faces.

Fortunately for him, Legolas could not see this. That was because HE was curled up in a pocket! A POCKET! Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood, was curled up in. a teenager's hoodie pocket. Great.

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A/N: Midterms coming up! I probably won't be able to update for almost a week! Sorry!