Ch. 9 Back home again
Disclaimer: I own myself and Mr. Mansel. In this chapter, I return what I borrowed from JRR Tolkien. Read on to understand.
Responses to Reviews: I got over 50! Thankyou everyone!
TokyoGal89: Cool! That's an interesting bit of Orli trivia. Kinda fits with the Legolas thing, huh? I also read somewhere that he recently quit smoking. That does not fit with the Legolas thing. Oh well. Thankyou for reviewing every chapter of this story! ^__^
Yellow Drake X: Here's what's happening next!
Kim: You REVIEWED!! AGAIN!! *gets all happy*
Lady Knight: Ummmm... *shrinks back* You scare me... Glad you like the story... *turns and runs*
Ringwraith9: Thankyou for the review... I think...
Ringwqraith9 for Ch.2: Are you the same as the above? And I'm not sure he'd want a cilantro and oregano cookie...
Tera Earth: I know! *gets all happy and talks for two hours about how hot Legolas is* *sister stares* Anyway... thankyou for the review...
Gabriella: sadly, no, he is not. Hahahaha... stop struggling Frodo, it's futile to resist...
Diana: Here's what happens next! I love it when people from my school review...
With that, the three girls slumped to the floor in a dead faint.
Legolas stared at them. "Um... okay..."
Mr. Mansel hurried over and dumped water on them. All three girls woke up, sputtering.
At the sight of Legolas in his normal form, all three seemed dangerously close to fainting again, but succeeded in NOT fainting, to Legolas and Mr. Mansel's relief.
Elise, Shannon and Tiffany seemed to stand there, frozen, staring at Legolas.
*1 hour later*
Elise, Shannon and Tiffany seemed to stand there, frozen, staring at Legolas.
Mr. Mansel coughed loudly, and they were brought back to reality. With a last glance at Legolas, they turned to each other and began to whisper at a million miles an hour. "Isn't he hot?"
"I KNOW!!!!"
"Amazing."
"I wonder how Mr. Mansel got him un-shrunk!" The last one was Elise.
Shannon and Tiffany glared at her. "Nobody cares!"
Ignoring them, Elise turned to Mr. Mansel. "So, what WAS that stuff that Legolas fell into to make him grow?"
"Oh, that was my growing potion. I use it for my ha-" He cut himself off, smiling sheepishly. He reached up unconsciously to fiddle with his comb- over.
Tiffany eyed his head. "You use it for your hair, right?"
Mr. Mansel nodded. Elise glared at Tiffany. "But THAT doesn't matter!" she proclaimed.
Shannon was drooling slightly. Tiffany smacked her. "Stop drooling. It's gross!"
Elise, who had been having a quick whispered conversation with Mr. Mansel in which she ended up glaring a lot and he finally sighed and gave up, motioning her over to his chemicals and books.
Elise bounced back to Tiffany and Shannon. "I'm his APPRENTICE!!!!" ^_^
Tiffany twitched violently. Shannon stared. "You heard Tiffany earlier. He isn't even very good!"
"But I will be!" proclaimed Elise, and bounced over to the chemicals.
Tiffany turned to Shannon and raised her eyebrows. "This could be interesting." With that, they turned their attention back to Legolas, who looked uncomfortable.
Legolas's thoughts: This is scary. They keep staring at me. Why don't they look somewhere else?
Back To Other Characters Who Are Either Making Legolas Uncomfortable Or Playing With Chemicals In An Alchemist's Lab:
Elise's thoughts: Hehehehehehehe... This is SO cool! I have chemicals... MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cough* I'm fine...
Tiffany's thoughts: *stares at Elise sadly* Those cookies have affected her brain... Legolas is hot... I might have to hurt Elise if she doesn't stop soon... or Mr. Mansel if he doesn't stop her...
Shannon's thoughts: Legolas is hot... I wish Tiffany would stop staring murderously at Elise and Mr. Mansel... Elise is probably going to end up blowing something up... *groans*
*Awkward Silence*
"I MADE something!!!" shrieked Elise at the top of her lungs. Everyone started in surprise. She dashed over to Mr. Mansel to proudly show off... whatever it was that she had just made. In reality, all she had done was ignored the book and grabbed some of the coolest- looking chemicals and thrown them together in a hope that they wouldn't explode.
From Shannon's science training at school, she knew that, because there was a color change, it had to have been a chemical change. Which was, of course, one of those annoying little facts that popped into Shannon's head at very annoying moments.
Mr. Mansel glanced nervously into the beaker. "What is it?" asked Tiffany. Elise was nearly jumping up and down.
"I- I honestly have no clue what you have just created." Mr. Mansel commented after a while.
Legolas glanced nervously at the beaker. He didn't like people mixing random things out of substances that he hadn't known existed.
Elise pouted and started to head back to the table. On the way, she looked up to smile at Legolas- he was nearly a foot taller than her- and, of course, looking that high up for her and considering that she had weak ankles to begin with, her ankle, of course, gave out, and the substance, of course, went flying all over Legolas.
He started in surprise, until there was a huge
*KA-BOOM*
sound and he... wasn't there any more.
Tiffany looked puzzled. "Did you shrink him back?"
Shannon burst into tears. "YOU KILLED MY LEGOLAS!"
Mr. Mansel attempted to calm down the three hysterical teens. "Well..." he studied the dirt where Legolas had stood. "I don't think you killed him or anything. I just think... he's gone."
Elise looked up. Mr. Mansel was flipping madly through his books. "AH- HAH!!!!" he screamed, making all three jump.
"What did you use, exactly?"
Elise wordlessly pointed to eleven substances, having no clue what their names were anyway.
Mr. Mansel read them out slowly, and, for the purposes of this story, their names' first letters magically spelt out Middle Earth. How sweet. How corn-
Everyone except author: Shut up!
Author: Sorry.
So Legolas is back in Middle Earth, because, of course, that's where he was from, and the potion Elise somehow managed to create first-thing instilled a homing feature in his very molecules, so that they pulled him back to Middle Earth.
Legolas looked around curiously, and was unsurprised to see that he was lying under the trees of Mirkwood forest. He got up from where he had been lying on the soft, pine-needle covered ground. He puzzled at that... he never slept on the ground. Legolas stretched. What a weird dream. He did have to admit it had been cool, though. Wait. COOL???
Back on our Earth with no front, middle, back, top or bottom, our four heroes sighed happily. Though also sadly, for our three teenagers. But, all's well as ends well, and now, as Mr. Mansel chucked the plate of cookies in the garbage, he had never like that recipe, that was why he had GIVEN IT AWAY, there were no more scary cookies to deal with either.
There was one thing Elise knew. She would never play pool again.
Tiffany looked sideways at Elise and Shannon. "Hey, you guys wanna go play air hockey?"
The End.
******* IMPORTANT A/N********* Ah... the last chapter. *Bursts into tears* BUT!!!!!!! There is a but here. If anyone has any suggestions for adventures that miniature Legolas could have had... just one-shot little things, then please send them to me! I will write them and tack them onto this story as one-chapter things, and I will update these about every two weeks for as long as they keep coming! You can either review these to me, or email them, my address is legolass118@hotmail.com. Please review, and please give me ideas! I will give out cilantro and oregano cookies! (To those who DON'T give me ideas! Hahaha!)
Disclaimer: I own myself and Mr. Mansel. In this chapter, I return what I borrowed from JRR Tolkien. Read on to understand.
Responses to Reviews: I got over 50! Thankyou everyone!
TokyoGal89: Cool! That's an interesting bit of Orli trivia. Kinda fits with the Legolas thing, huh? I also read somewhere that he recently quit smoking. That does not fit with the Legolas thing. Oh well. Thankyou for reviewing every chapter of this story! ^__^
Yellow Drake X: Here's what's happening next!
Kim: You REVIEWED!! AGAIN!! *gets all happy*
Lady Knight: Ummmm... *shrinks back* You scare me... Glad you like the story... *turns and runs*
Ringwraith9: Thankyou for the review... I think...
Ringwqraith9 for Ch.2: Are you the same as the above? And I'm not sure he'd want a cilantro and oregano cookie...
Tera Earth: I know! *gets all happy and talks for two hours about how hot Legolas is* *sister stares* Anyway... thankyou for the review...
Gabriella: sadly, no, he is not. Hahahaha... stop struggling Frodo, it's futile to resist...
Diana: Here's what happens next! I love it when people from my school review...
With that, the three girls slumped to the floor in a dead faint.
Legolas stared at them. "Um... okay..."
Mr. Mansel hurried over and dumped water on them. All three girls woke up, sputtering.
At the sight of Legolas in his normal form, all three seemed dangerously close to fainting again, but succeeded in NOT fainting, to Legolas and Mr. Mansel's relief.
Elise, Shannon and Tiffany seemed to stand there, frozen, staring at Legolas.
*1 hour later*
Elise, Shannon and Tiffany seemed to stand there, frozen, staring at Legolas.
Mr. Mansel coughed loudly, and they were brought back to reality. With a last glance at Legolas, they turned to each other and began to whisper at a million miles an hour. "Isn't he hot?"
"I KNOW!!!!"
"Amazing."
"I wonder how Mr. Mansel got him un-shrunk!" The last one was Elise.
Shannon and Tiffany glared at her. "Nobody cares!"
Ignoring them, Elise turned to Mr. Mansel. "So, what WAS that stuff that Legolas fell into to make him grow?"
"Oh, that was my growing potion. I use it for my ha-" He cut himself off, smiling sheepishly. He reached up unconsciously to fiddle with his comb- over.
Tiffany eyed his head. "You use it for your hair, right?"
Mr. Mansel nodded. Elise glared at Tiffany. "But THAT doesn't matter!" she proclaimed.
Shannon was drooling slightly. Tiffany smacked her. "Stop drooling. It's gross!"
Elise, who had been having a quick whispered conversation with Mr. Mansel in which she ended up glaring a lot and he finally sighed and gave up, motioning her over to his chemicals and books.
Elise bounced back to Tiffany and Shannon. "I'm his APPRENTICE!!!!" ^_^
Tiffany twitched violently. Shannon stared. "You heard Tiffany earlier. He isn't even very good!"
"But I will be!" proclaimed Elise, and bounced over to the chemicals.
Tiffany turned to Shannon and raised her eyebrows. "This could be interesting." With that, they turned their attention back to Legolas, who looked uncomfortable.
Legolas's thoughts: This is scary. They keep staring at me. Why don't they look somewhere else?
Back To Other Characters Who Are Either Making Legolas Uncomfortable Or Playing With Chemicals In An Alchemist's Lab:
Elise's thoughts: Hehehehehehehe... This is SO cool! I have chemicals... MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cough* I'm fine...
Tiffany's thoughts: *stares at Elise sadly* Those cookies have affected her brain... Legolas is hot... I might have to hurt Elise if she doesn't stop soon... or Mr. Mansel if he doesn't stop her...
Shannon's thoughts: Legolas is hot... I wish Tiffany would stop staring murderously at Elise and Mr. Mansel... Elise is probably going to end up blowing something up... *groans*
*Awkward Silence*
"I MADE something!!!" shrieked Elise at the top of her lungs. Everyone started in surprise. She dashed over to Mr. Mansel to proudly show off... whatever it was that she had just made. In reality, all she had done was ignored the book and grabbed some of the coolest- looking chemicals and thrown them together in a hope that they wouldn't explode.
From Shannon's science training at school, she knew that, because there was a color change, it had to have been a chemical change. Which was, of course, one of those annoying little facts that popped into Shannon's head at very annoying moments.
Mr. Mansel glanced nervously into the beaker. "What is it?" asked Tiffany. Elise was nearly jumping up and down.
"I- I honestly have no clue what you have just created." Mr. Mansel commented after a while.
Legolas glanced nervously at the beaker. He didn't like people mixing random things out of substances that he hadn't known existed.
Elise pouted and started to head back to the table. On the way, she looked up to smile at Legolas- he was nearly a foot taller than her- and, of course, looking that high up for her and considering that she had weak ankles to begin with, her ankle, of course, gave out, and the substance, of course, went flying all over Legolas.
He started in surprise, until there was a huge
*KA-BOOM*
sound and he... wasn't there any more.
Tiffany looked puzzled. "Did you shrink him back?"
Shannon burst into tears. "YOU KILLED MY LEGOLAS!"
Mr. Mansel attempted to calm down the three hysterical teens. "Well..." he studied the dirt where Legolas had stood. "I don't think you killed him or anything. I just think... he's gone."
Elise looked up. Mr. Mansel was flipping madly through his books. "AH- HAH!!!!" he screamed, making all three jump.
"What did you use, exactly?"
Elise wordlessly pointed to eleven substances, having no clue what their names were anyway.
Mr. Mansel read them out slowly, and, for the purposes of this story, their names' first letters magically spelt out Middle Earth. How sweet. How corn-
Everyone except author: Shut up!
Author: Sorry.
So Legolas is back in Middle Earth, because, of course, that's where he was from, and the potion Elise somehow managed to create first-thing instilled a homing feature in his very molecules, so that they pulled him back to Middle Earth.
Legolas looked around curiously, and was unsurprised to see that he was lying under the trees of Mirkwood forest. He got up from where he had been lying on the soft, pine-needle covered ground. He puzzled at that... he never slept on the ground. Legolas stretched. What a weird dream. He did have to admit it had been cool, though. Wait. COOL???
Back on our Earth with no front, middle, back, top or bottom, our four heroes sighed happily. Though also sadly, for our three teenagers. But, all's well as ends well, and now, as Mr. Mansel chucked the plate of cookies in the garbage, he had never like that recipe, that was why he had GIVEN IT AWAY, there were no more scary cookies to deal with either.
There was one thing Elise knew. She would never play pool again.
Tiffany looked sideways at Elise and Shannon. "Hey, you guys wanna go play air hockey?"
The End.
******* IMPORTANT A/N********* Ah... the last chapter. *Bursts into tears* BUT!!!!!!! There is a but here. If anyone has any suggestions for adventures that miniature Legolas could have had... just one-shot little things, then please send them to me! I will write them and tack them onto this story as one-chapter things, and I will update these about every two weeks for as long as they keep coming! You can either review these to me, or email them, my address is legolass118@hotmail.com. Please review, and please give me ideas! I will give out cilantro and oregano cookies! (To those who DON'T give me ideas! Hahaha!)
