***DOUBLE BONUS CHAPTER***
^_^
Well, yes, it has been a really really really long time since I wrote
anything, but that's ok. This was requested a really really really long
time ago, and I FINALLY decided to do something with it... and it's not my
fault if it's bad, it was requested, remember.
Disclaimer: Legolas isn't mine, everyone just generally belongs to
themselves, and Barbie is CERTAINLY not mine! O, sorry, Legolas is a bit
OOC.
Prologue: (In deep, cheesy storyteller/announcer voice) After our last traumatizing adventure with Erica the Evil and Barbie, our small blonde hero is safely- well, I say safely, but then again how safe can you be with three teenage giants- anywho, moderately safely back with our three insane teenagers. Everything seems to be going fine. However, unbeknownst to our protagonists, young Erica snuck back into Shannon's room after supper, while Elise, Tiffany and Shannon were still finishing their meal. Armed with her Barbie, she searched quickly around the room, fearfully twitching as she worried about the three girls' looming presences suddenly appearing in the doorway. Not finding the elf anywhere in the room, as he was currently residing in Elise's ever-present-even-in-summer-at-least-when- it's-not-so-hot-she-would-faint sweatshirt Erica hurried out of the room, absent-mindedly leaving the Barbie in the room. *pants* That was a long prologue!
The Story Begins
This was the state that Elise, Tiffany, and Shannon found Shannon's room in- everything like normal, except for the doll lying on the bed wearing a strange orange outfit with neon green stripes and polkadots, and purple shoes.
"That's odd," commented Shannon, "Erica must have left this here. When was SHE in my room?"
Tiffany looked worried, but relaxed when Legolas poked his head out of Elise's pocket. "Oh good, you still have him."
Legolas jumped onto the bed, saw the Barbie, gave a little un-elvish shriek, and jumped back into the pocket.
Elise looked at the Barbie and then at her alchemy table, (one of which she had set up in pretty much all of her friends' rooms) then proceeded to let out a slightly evil and yet very, very scary laugh. Shannon jumped and hid behind Tiffany, who glared at her. Elise blinked at the quivering Shannon, then snickered. "Oh calm down, I'm just gonna try a spell I found for changing the color of cloth. I'm just enthusiastic, okay?"
Tiffany breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank goodness, I hate those colors together. My eyes! I am blinded!" She ran around screaming and clutching her eyes for a bit as the others stood staring at her, then calmly went back to her position, and Elise and Shannon started moving again.
Tiffany and Shannon went to the position sitting on the bed and reading that everyone seemed to take whenever Elise started on one of her weird alchemy... things.
After half an hour of Elise muttering to herself and pouring liquids back in forth into three beakers, with Shannon and Tiffany pretending to read but actually watching out of the corners of their eyes, and just as they were feeling pretty sure that she wasn't actually doing anything, just pouring liquids back and forth, she finally cried "EUREKA!!!"
Tiffany stared at her. "What?"
But Elise didn't answer; she had just poured the mixture onto the Barbie, and was looking despondent, as the clothes seemed to have decided that they liked their color and honestly didn't care what Elise poured on them. "DARN IT!!!!!"
Gently but firmly, Shannon and Tiffany each took an arm and guided the other teenager out of the room. "Perhaps this would be a good time to see a movie..." suggested Shannon
"Yah, Finding Nemo!" beamed Tiffany.
Later, as the three were taking their seats in the theater, Tiffany bouncing with excitement and proceeding to spill half her popcorn and most of her drink onto the man next to her, who looked highly affronted, Elise reached into her pocket to take out Legolas so he could watch the movie. Pausing, she felt around in her pocket. "That's odd. We musta left Legolas at home!"
Tiffany looked surprised. "How did we forget His Hotness?"
***
Meanwhile, back at home, His Hotness had jumped out onto the now Barbie- free bed to watch Elise work. He didn't particularly feel like going to a movie right now anyway, so he didn't make himself known when the three left the room. The elf relaxed, lying back on the seemingly vast cushion on which he was perched. Sighing, he closed his eyes...
...and was rudely awoken to the most annoying voice imaginable. "Like, OMG, what are you wearing?"
Legolas's eyes popped open and he stared in horror at the Barbie, which was talking to him from Elise's alchemy table. Eyeing the distance between the bed and the table, which was about a foot, he sighed thankfully, realizing that this horrible Barbie creature wouldn't dare trying to break a nail by jumping across the distance.
However, Legolas had underestimated the abilities of a Barbie who saw someone in need of a fashion makeover.
As Legolas closed his eyes again, the small elf heard an odd scraping sound, and looked up to see that the Barbie had managed to slide a ruler most of the way across the distance. He winced in horror as it finally clunked into place on the bed.
As Legolas watched, everything seemed to be in slow motion... he couldn't get his legs to move to kick the ruler off the bed, and the creature of terror's cries of "LIKE, OMG!!" seemed very distant.
Until, of course, she was standing right in front of him, and her shrill voice was penetrating his little slow-motion world.
"Like, OMG, like, how do you do your hair???? Mine, like, is obviously so much better styled, but yours, it's like, OMG, like, so healthy! Like, where do you get your clothes?" Scrunching up her tiny face in disgust, she made a sound of displeasure before remembering that frowning made wrinkles.
Legolas looked at her helplessly. "At my home in Mirkwood..."
***
As the previews were starting, however, Elise could tell that Shannon seemed worried about something. Tiffany didn't notice, being too preoccupied with glaring at the man next to her who had gotten mad when she was just trying to be helpful... after all, the man had spilled his food all over himself!
"Hey, what's wrong?" asked Elise.
Shannon sighed. "Do you think Legolas is okay? He's probably mad that we forgot him. I hope that Erica didn't get to him..."
Tiffany stopped dead in her fuming. "............Erica????............"
The three girls ran out of the theater like a person would run for water after tasting Mr. Mansel's cookies.
Half an hour later the three girls came bursting into Shannon's house and ran up the stairs, completely out of breath; they had run home. Stopping just outside of Shannon's room to regain their breath, they paused when they heard voices from inside Shannon's room. One they recognized; Legolas. The other- the other was shrill, annoying, and sounded like nails screeching on a blackboard.
"Like, OMG, these arrows have SO gotta go! Here, take this backpack instead..."
"Not a chance! This backpack is PINK! And PLASTIC! At least the arrows look good with my tunic..."
"Speaking of your, like, tunic, that color of green is SO last week! Here, take Ken's purple muscle shirt, he, like, won't mind!"
"PURPLE?"
Having heard enough of poor Legolas' torture, the three girls hesitantly opened the door to Shannon's room.
Legolas was perched on Shannon's bedframe, bow pointed threateningly at a plastic doll who was surrounded by accessories. Shannon, puzzled, went over to pick up the Barbie. Glancing at the lifeless piece of plastic, her gaze turned to Legolas.
"Uh, Legolas? Were you talking to yourself? You're really good at doing a female voice..." Shannon's voice trailed off. Both Elise and Tiffany were staring at Legolas like he was a foreign species.
Legolas was flustered. "No, of course not! I was talking to the Barbie! She-" his voice cut off as he looked more closely at the Barbie in Shannon's hand- she was no longer alive, just a doll again. Legolas flushed with embarrassment.
Meanwhile, Elise was bustling over to see the doll, then rushing back to the alchemy lab she had set up. Flipping hurriedly through the book, she sighed. "Jeez, I suck! This was supposed to be a temporary spell, and I couldn't even cast that. It should have been wearing off right away here." She glanced up at Legolas. "Leggy, did you notice anything odd about the Barbie?"
Legolas sighed. They would never believe it...
The End!
A/N: That's the end of Bonus Chapter II! Hope you all enjoyed it, I had fun writing it, I haven't written anything in so long! It would help me write more if you would REVIEW though... PS: Can anyone guess WHY the Barbie came alive? ********If you have any suggestions/ideas, I would LOVE to hear them! Review them to me, or email me at legolass118@hotmail.com*******
Responses to Reviews: Here's responses to all the reviews I've received since Ch. 10 came out!
TokyoGal90: YOU ARE THE BEST REVIEWER ON EARTH!!! ^__^
Noshaan Raven'tress: hehe, well, sorry about that. Hope you can hide it from Erica.
Kim: I only have one thing to say to you: C'MON, KIMMEH!!!
Diana: Why thankyou!
Gabriella: Tell Frodo and Haldir hi for me! And YOUR Legolas? Since when is he YOUR Legolas???? MINE!!!!!! -__- ^_~
Rieos: Gee, wonder who they could be?? *looks innocent*
Army_Brat: I FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily Among the Thorns-89: Gee, you look a lot like her. *points above* but never mind, anyway, thanks, you were the one that caused this chapter to be written!
Kat-Child17: Wow, thankyou! Here's the new chapter- don't explode, I need you to review this chapter!!!
Car bear the cheerleader: Wow, short and sweet! Thanks! ^_^
Dreamy-eyes: Yes, he certainly did! I was fond of the ending too... thankyou!
Midnight: wow, thanks!!
Prologue: (In deep, cheesy storyteller/announcer voice) After our last traumatizing adventure with Erica the Evil and Barbie, our small blonde hero is safely- well, I say safely, but then again how safe can you be with three teenage giants- anywho, moderately safely back with our three insane teenagers. Everything seems to be going fine. However, unbeknownst to our protagonists, young Erica snuck back into Shannon's room after supper, while Elise, Tiffany and Shannon were still finishing their meal. Armed with her Barbie, she searched quickly around the room, fearfully twitching as she worried about the three girls' looming presences suddenly appearing in the doorway. Not finding the elf anywhere in the room, as he was currently residing in Elise's ever-present-even-in-summer-at-least-when- it's-not-so-hot-she-would-faint sweatshirt Erica hurried out of the room, absent-mindedly leaving the Barbie in the room. *pants* That was a long prologue!
The Story Begins
This was the state that Elise, Tiffany, and Shannon found Shannon's room in- everything like normal, except for the doll lying on the bed wearing a strange orange outfit with neon green stripes and polkadots, and purple shoes.
"That's odd," commented Shannon, "Erica must have left this here. When was SHE in my room?"
Tiffany looked worried, but relaxed when Legolas poked his head out of Elise's pocket. "Oh good, you still have him."
Legolas jumped onto the bed, saw the Barbie, gave a little un-elvish shriek, and jumped back into the pocket.
Elise looked at the Barbie and then at her alchemy table, (one of which she had set up in pretty much all of her friends' rooms) then proceeded to let out a slightly evil and yet very, very scary laugh. Shannon jumped and hid behind Tiffany, who glared at her. Elise blinked at the quivering Shannon, then snickered. "Oh calm down, I'm just gonna try a spell I found for changing the color of cloth. I'm just enthusiastic, okay?"
Tiffany breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank goodness, I hate those colors together. My eyes! I am blinded!" She ran around screaming and clutching her eyes for a bit as the others stood staring at her, then calmly went back to her position, and Elise and Shannon started moving again.
Tiffany and Shannon went to the position sitting on the bed and reading that everyone seemed to take whenever Elise started on one of her weird alchemy... things.
After half an hour of Elise muttering to herself and pouring liquids back in forth into three beakers, with Shannon and Tiffany pretending to read but actually watching out of the corners of their eyes, and just as they were feeling pretty sure that she wasn't actually doing anything, just pouring liquids back and forth, she finally cried "EUREKA!!!"
Tiffany stared at her. "What?"
But Elise didn't answer; she had just poured the mixture onto the Barbie, and was looking despondent, as the clothes seemed to have decided that they liked their color and honestly didn't care what Elise poured on them. "DARN IT!!!!!"
Gently but firmly, Shannon and Tiffany each took an arm and guided the other teenager out of the room. "Perhaps this would be a good time to see a movie..." suggested Shannon
"Yah, Finding Nemo!" beamed Tiffany.
Later, as the three were taking their seats in the theater, Tiffany bouncing with excitement and proceeding to spill half her popcorn and most of her drink onto the man next to her, who looked highly affronted, Elise reached into her pocket to take out Legolas so he could watch the movie. Pausing, she felt around in her pocket. "That's odd. We musta left Legolas at home!"
Tiffany looked surprised. "How did we forget His Hotness?"
***
Meanwhile, back at home, His Hotness had jumped out onto the now Barbie- free bed to watch Elise work. He didn't particularly feel like going to a movie right now anyway, so he didn't make himself known when the three left the room. The elf relaxed, lying back on the seemingly vast cushion on which he was perched. Sighing, he closed his eyes...
...and was rudely awoken to the most annoying voice imaginable. "Like, OMG, what are you wearing?"
Legolas's eyes popped open and he stared in horror at the Barbie, which was talking to him from Elise's alchemy table. Eyeing the distance between the bed and the table, which was about a foot, he sighed thankfully, realizing that this horrible Barbie creature wouldn't dare trying to break a nail by jumping across the distance.
However, Legolas had underestimated the abilities of a Barbie who saw someone in need of a fashion makeover.
As Legolas closed his eyes again, the small elf heard an odd scraping sound, and looked up to see that the Barbie had managed to slide a ruler most of the way across the distance. He winced in horror as it finally clunked into place on the bed.
As Legolas watched, everything seemed to be in slow motion... he couldn't get his legs to move to kick the ruler off the bed, and the creature of terror's cries of "LIKE, OMG!!" seemed very distant.
Until, of course, she was standing right in front of him, and her shrill voice was penetrating his little slow-motion world.
"Like, OMG, like, how do you do your hair???? Mine, like, is obviously so much better styled, but yours, it's like, OMG, like, so healthy! Like, where do you get your clothes?" Scrunching up her tiny face in disgust, she made a sound of displeasure before remembering that frowning made wrinkles.
Legolas looked at her helplessly. "At my home in Mirkwood..."
***
As the previews were starting, however, Elise could tell that Shannon seemed worried about something. Tiffany didn't notice, being too preoccupied with glaring at the man next to her who had gotten mad when she was just trying to be helpful... after all, the man had spilled his food all over himself!
"Hey, what's wrong?" asked Elise.
Shannon sighed. "Do you think Legolas is okay? He's probably mad that we forgot him. I hope that Erica didn't get to him..."
Tiffany stopped dead in her fuming. "............Erica????............"
The three girls ran out of the theater like a person would run for water after tasting Mr. Mansel's cookies.
Half an hour later the three girls came bursting into Shannon's house and ran up the stairs, completely out of breath; they had run home. Stopping just outside of Shannon's room to regain their breath, they paused when they heard voices from inside Shannon's room. One they recognized; Legolas. The other- the other was shrill, annoying, and sounded like nails screeching on a blackboard.
"Like, OMG, these arrows have SO gotta go! Here, take this backpack instead..."
"Not a chance! This backpack is PINK! And PLASTIC! At least the arrows look good with my tunic..."
"Speaking of your, like, tunic, that color of green is SO last week! Here, take Ken's purple muscle shirt, he, like, won't mind!"
"PURPLE?"
Having heard enough of poor Legolas' torture, the three girls hesitantly opened the door to Shannon's room.
Legolas was perched on Shannon's bedframe, bow pointed threateningly at a plastic doll who was surrounded by accessories. Shannon, puzzled, went over to pick up the Barbie. Glancing at the lifeless piece of plastic, her gaze turned to Legolas.
"Uh, Legolas? Were you talking to yourself? You're really good at doing a female voice..." Shannon's voice trailed off. Both Elise and Tiffany were staring at Legolas like he was a foreign species.
Legolas was flustered. "No, of course not! I was talking to the Barbie! She-" his voice cut off as he looked more closely at the Barbie in Shannon's hand- she was no longer alive, just a doll again. Legolas flushed with embarrassment.
Meanwhile, Elise was bustling over to see the doll, then rushing back to the alchemy lab she had set up. Flipping hurriedly through the book, she sighed. "Jeez, I suck! This was supposed to be a temporary spell, and I couldn't even cast that. It should have been wearing off right away here." She glanced up at Legolas. "Leggy, did you notice anything odd about the Barbie?"
Legolas sighed. They would never believe it...
The End!
A/N: That's the end of Bonus Chapter II! Hope you all enjoyed it, I had fun writing it, I haven't written anything in so long! It would help me write more if you would REVIEW though... PS: Can anyone guess WHY the Barbie came alive? ********If you have any suggestions/ideas, I would LOVE to hear them! Review them to me, or email me at legolass118@hotmail.com*******
Responses to Reviews: Here's responses to all the reviews I've received since Ch. 10 came out!
TokyoGal90: YOU ARE THE BEST REVIEWER ON EARTH!!! ^__^
Noshaan Raven'tress: hehe, well, sorry about that. Hope you can hide it from Erica.
Kim: I only have one thing to say to you: C'MON, KIMMEH!!!
Diana: Why thankyou!
Gabriella: Tell Frodo and Haldir hi for me! And YOUR Legolas? Since when is he YOUR Legolas???? MINE!!!!!! -__- ^_~
Rieos: Gee, wonder who they could be?? *looks innocent*
Army_Brat: I FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily Among the Thorns-89: Gee, you look a lot like her. *points above* but never mind, anyway, thanks, you were the one that caused this chapter to be written!
Kat-Child17: Wow, thankyou! Here's the new chapter- don't explode, I need you to review this chapter!!!
Car bear the cheerleader: Wow, short and sweet! Thanks! ^_^
Dreamy-eyes: Yes, he certainly did! I was fond of the ending too... thankyou!
Midnight: wow, thanks!!
