How it Might of Happened
by DoomaWriter
Author's notes: Wow, you guys really came through and reviewed. *sniff* Aww geez, I promised myself I wouldn't cry. Give me a moment.........Ok, where were we? Oh yes, thanks for the kind words! And I'm keeping up my end of the bargain with Chapter 2!
One last thing: When I started this, I figured I'd jump back and forth to a variety of scenes in the DBZ story, but now I don't know whether or not I should just go in chronological order. So I'm leaving the choice up to you guys, tell me what you'd want.
Chapter 2: Goku Team Up with Piccolo? No Way!
Goku stood with mixed emotions. He was just as angry as he was confused. Raditz stared back at him with a similar expression. The sound of a flush went off in the background and Master Roshi walked out of the house to rejoin everyone. "So what'd I miss?...Oh right, the staring thing."
A solution came to Raditz and he began again. "Tell me, Kakarot: did you hit your head when you were little?"
What an odd question. Goku thought over answering. Not wanting to anger the obviously strong and probably drunk visitor, Goku humored him. "Yes...When I was really little."
"You fool! That explains everything!"
Bulma leaned over to Master Roshi and whispered, "I'll say."
"You've forgotten everything! The order to destroy this planet...Where you're from...."
"W-Where I'm from?"
"Planet Vegeta! You and I, baby brother, are of the Saiyan race! A proud people who love to fight!"
Goku's eyes opened. There had to be some truth. He was born with a tail and urged to battle. At this moment Master Roshi finally decided it was time to let Goku know everything.
"There's something I should tell you that you're grandfather told me, " Roshi interrupted. "You see, when you were young, your Grandfather found you in an odd round pod. Because he was a very lonely and somewhat eccentric man, Gohan decided to raise you. But you proved to be a real pain in the ass, so one day he dropped y- Uh, I mean...you got away from him and...fell...on your head....down a ravine. Afterwards you became a caring, loving baby boy....with a slower learning rate."
"Wait, why didn't you tell me this before?"
Roshi shrugged. "I don't konw."
"So you've forgotten your goal. To destroy this planet!" Raditz explained angrilly. But suddenly, he smiled. "Well, the past is the past. I'll be able to forget it if you join me and continue to destroy planets for a profit."
Goku rubbed his chin. "I'm not saying yes...But if I did...what type of profit are we talking?"
All of his friends turned at Goku and screamed. "GOKU!"
"I was just kidding! C'mon!"
"Very well, " Raditz said. Goku noticed his eyes were falling on Gohan. "If I can't persuade you with words, maybe if I take your son."
"What!? You'll never touch Gohan!" Goku brought his hand down to protect his son but felt only air. He looked behind him and then looked up to see Gohan in Raditz's hand. "Aww crap."
"Bring me one million dead bodies by tomorrow to prove your loyalty. Then you can join us and have the rugrat back."
"A million dead bodies!? You're insane!!"
"Fine, how about ten thousand?"
"One thousand."
"Mmmm, deal."
"Alright, then. Would you want them plain or gift wrapped or what?"
Bulma smacked the back of Goku's thick skull. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!?"
"You're right...I'll never be able to gift wrap so many in time. Deal's off! Give me back my son or I'll kick your-" Goku's words were cut short by huge pain in his stomach. Everything was in slow motion to him as he flew back. One hit! He was taken down in one hit!
"Goku!" Krillin yelled still grabbing his sore face.
Raditz started to levitate, ready to fly off. When he saw this, Goku tried to pick himself up. "Wait...."he moaned. "Is....that...all you've....got?.....Come on....I'll take you out...right now.....in twenty minutes..." At this point Goku had managed to get up on one knee. Yet his words didn't stop the alien from flying away.
Once he was far gone, a voice came from behind the group. "It appears even Goku was no match for him." They all turned around to see the villanous Piccolo coming from behind the Kame house! "He sure made a fool out of you. Although when talking about Goku that's not saying much."
Krillin started to talk in place of his friend who was still regaining his breath. "Wh-what are you doing here?"
"I've come to offer my assistance. Don't get me wrong, I would still like nothing more than to wipe the bottom of my shoes with his tounge...but that'll have to wait. I have plans for this planet and I can't allow it to be destroyed by someone who came out of nowhere."
"Wait a second...Were you hiding behind that house?"
"Do you really want to anger me, shorty?"
After taking a step back, Krillin put his hands and started a nervous laugh. "H-hey now...No need to get excited."
---
Once he recovered, Goku had asked for the dragon radar. He was currently flying on his nimbus to the site where the radar indicated the dragonball on Gohan's hat was. Next to him was the evil Piccolo who wasn't one for conversations. Goku decided to keep himself amused. "....Seventy-three bottles of beer on the wall, seventy-bottles of beer..."
"IF YOU DON'T STOP THAT DAMN SONG I'LL PERSONALLY KILL YOUR SON MYSELF!"
"Sheesh......" They remained quiet until Goku - forgetting that they were enemies - decided to break the ice. "So...uh....see the game last night?"
"No, I was too busy sleeping with your wife."
Goku nearly fell off of his cloud. "What!? Why would you say something like that!?"
"I realised that you need me. You won't chance me leaving you now, would you? That means I can say whatever I want to you and you can't do anything."
"What if I decided to leave you!?"
"I doubt you would forsaken your son and this pitiful planet." Piccolo chuckled to himself. "So, Goku...did you enjoy sleeping with your wife two nights ago?...Oh wait, that was me again."
Goku gritted his teeth and forced himself to stay silent. Under his breath he only muttered, "Asshole."
"What was that? I couldn't hear you."
"I didn't say anything."
"Want to know what your wife said...while I was sleeping with her?"
----------- End of Chapter 2 -----------
Author's notes: Hey, I think you'd be pretty upset if a big green monster said that he slept with your spouse too. Well that's it for this Chapter. Where should I go on from now? Continue? Have a better spot in the DBZ series in mind? Your reviews decide Chapter 3.
Author's notes: Wow, you guys really came through and reviewed. *sniff* Aww geez, I promised myself I wouldn't cry. Give me a moment.........Ok, where were we? Oh yes, thanks for the kind words! And I'm keeping up my end of the bargain with Chapter 2!
One last thing: When I started this, I figured I'd jump back and forth to a variety of scenes in the DBZ story, but now I don't know whether or not I should just go in chronological order. So I'm leaving the choice up to you guys, tell me what you'd want.
Chapter 2: Goku Team Up with Piccolo? No Way!
Goku stood with mixed emotions. He was just as angry as he was confused. Raditz stared back at him with a similar expression. The sound of a flush went off in the background and Master Roshi walked out of the house to rejoin everyone. "So what'd I miss?...Oh right, the staring thing."
A solution came to Raditz and he began again. "Tell me, Kakarot: did you hit your head when you were little?"
What an odd question. Goku thought over answering. Not wanting to anger the obviously strong and probably drunk visitor, Goku humored him. "Yes...When I was really little."
"You fool! That explains everything!"
Bulma leaned over to Master Roshi and whispered, "I'll say."
"You've forgotten everything! The order to destroy this planet...Where you're from...."
"W-Where I'm from?"
"Planet Vegeta! You and I, baby brother, are of the Saiyan race! A proud people who love to fight!"
Goku's eyes opened. There had to be some truth. He was born with a tail and urged to battle. At this moment Master Roshi finally decided it was time to let Goku know everything.
"There's something I should tell you that you're grandfather told me, " Roshi interrupted. "You see, when you were young, your Grandfather found you in an odd round pod. Because he was a very lonely and somewhat eccentric man, Gohan decided to raise you. But you proved to be a real pain in the ass, so one day he dropped y- Uh, I mean...you got away from him and...fell...on your head....down a ravine. Afterwards you became a caring, loving baby boy....with a slower learning rate."
"Wait, why didn't you tell me this before?"
Roshi shrugged. "I don't konw."
"So you've forgotten your goal. To destroy this planet!" Raditz explained angrilly. But suddenly, he smiled. "Well, the past is the past. I'll be able to forget it if you join me and continue to destroy planets for a profit."
Goku rubbed his chin. "I'm not saying yes...But if I did...what type of profit are we talking?"
All of his friends turned at Goku and screamed. "GOKU!"
"I was just kidding! C'mon!"
"Very well, " Raditz said. Goku noticed his eyes were falling on Gohan. "If I can't persuade you with words, maybe if I take your son."
"What!? You'll never touch Gohan!" Goku brought his hand down to protect his son but felt only air. He looked behind him and then looked up to see Gohan in Raditz's hand. "Aww crap."
"Bring me one million dead bodies by tomorrow to prove your loyalty. Then you can join us and have the rugrat back."
"A million dead bodies!? You're insane!!"
"Fine, how about ten thousand?"
"One thousand."
"Mmmm, deal."
"Alright, then. Would you want them plain or gift wrapped or what?"
Bulma smacked the back of Goku's thick skull. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!?"
"You're right...I'll never be able to gift wrap so many in time. Deal's off! Give me back my son or I'll kick your-" Goku's words were cut short by huge pain in his stomach. Everything was in slow motion to him as he flew back. One hit! He was taken down in one hit!
"Goku!" Krillin yelled still grabbing his sore face.
Raditz started to levitate, ready to fly off. When he saw this, Goku tried to pick himself up. "Wait...."he moaned. "Is....that...all you've....got?.....Come on....I'll take you out...right now.....in twenty minutes..." At this point Goku had managed to get up on one knee. Yet his words didn't stop the alien from flying away.
Once he was far gone, a voice came from behind the group. "It appears even Goku was no match for him." They all turned around to see the villanous Piccolo coming from behind the Kame house! "He sure made a fool out of you. Although when talking about Goku that's not saying much."
Krillin started to talk in place of his friend who was still regaining his breath. "Wh-what are you doing here?"
"I've come to offer my assistance. Don't get me wrong, I would still like nothing more than to wipe the bottom of my shoes with his tounge...but that'll have to wait. I have plans for this planet and I can't allow it to be destroyed by someone who came out of nowhere."
"Wait a second...Were you hiding behind that house?"
"Do you really want to anger me, shorty?"
After taking a step back, Krillin put his hands and started a nervous laugh. "H-hey now...No need to get excited."
---
Once he recovered, Goku had asked for the dragon radar. He was currently flying on his nimbus to the site where the radar indicated the dragonball on Gohan's hat was. Next to him was the evil Piccolo who wasn't one for conversations. Goku decided to keep himself amused. "....Seventy-three bottles of beer on the wall, seventy-bottles of beer..."
"IF YOU DON'T STOP THAT DAMN SONG I'LL PERSONALLY KILL YOUR SON MYSELF!"
"Sheesh......" They remained quiet until Goku - forgetting that they were enemies - decided to break the ice. "So...uh....see the game last night?"
"No, I was too busy sleeping with your wife."
Goku nearly fell off of his cloud. "What!? Why would you say something like that!?"
"I realised that you need me. You won't chance me leaving you now, would you? That means I can say whatever I want to you and you can't do anything."
"What if I decided to leave you!?"
"I doubt you would forsaken your son and this pitiful planet." Piccolo chuckled to himself. "So, Goku...did you enjoy sleeping with your wife two nights ago?...Oh wait, that was me again."
Goku gritted his teeth and forced himself to stay silent. Under his breath he only muttered, "Asshole."
"What was that? I couldn't hear you."
"I didn't say anything."
"Want to know what your wife said...while I was sleeping with her?"
----------- End of Chapter 2 -----------
Author's notes: Hey, I think you'd be pretty upset if a big green monster said that he slept with your spouse too. Well that's it for this Chapter. Where should I go on from now? Continue? Have a better spot in the DBZ series in mind? Your reviews decide Chapter 3.
