A/N: *evil grin* THE INSANITY HAS RETURNED!! FWAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
All the HP char's (excluding Snape) appear again in the plain white room with lots of beanbags (FUN!!!) and cushions.
Harry: *moans* Not this again!
Ron: *blinks*
Draco: *rolls his eyes*
Neville: Hey! There's that person in the corner again!
Harry: *looks*
Ron: There are two of them!
I step out of my shadowy little corner.
Me: *grins and waves at the HP chars* Hi guys!
Everyone: *grumble grumble*
Me: Oh come on. BUCK UP!
Draco: What kind of phrase is that?
Snape: *steps out of the shadowy little corner and sneers at everyone* It means be happy.
Dumbledore: *smiles* Hello Severus. Have you been having fun?
Snape: Hello professor. *grins* Loads.
Everyone (cept Dumbledore): *gape at Snape (a/n: hey that rhymes!)*
Hermione: Did Professor Snape just say he had fun?
Ron: *smirks* Who'da thunk?
Harry: *shrugs*
Me: *grins* Oh, we've been having loads of fun. Have a looksie. *scribbles something on a notepad*
Voldemort appears in the room.
Everyone (cept Dumbledore, Snape, me, and Harry): AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Voldemort: *looks around* What's going on?
Me: You're in my nice little room where you can't harm anyone.
Volde: *glares at me* You.
Me: Yes.
Volde: *growl*
Ron: *cowers against the wall* What'd you do to him?
Snape: *smirks* She turned him into a rabbit and gave him to a vet.
Everyone: *laughs*
Volde: *glares at everyone* I'm going to kill you all.
Me: Tut tut Volde. No killing in my room.
Volde: *glares* Whose going to stop me?
Me: Me. After all, I am the writer. *grins*
Volde: *blinks* Oh no….
Volde turns into a little white rabbit with red eyes.
Me: Much better.
Snape: *chuckles*
Everyone: *ROFL*
Volde: *in little squeaky voice* STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
Everyone: *laugh even more*
Volde: *death glares everyone*
Harry: It's the evil Bunny Lord!
Ron: *falls over, laughing*
Sirius: *grins and bows* All bow to the evil Bunny Lord.
Everyone: *bow then fall on the floor laughing*
Volde: *glare* YOU WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING IF I HAD MY WAND!
Me: Which you won't be getting back anytime soon. *twirls Volde's wand between fingers*
Snape: *grins* Hmm, now what?
Me: I'm not sure Sev. What should we do to them?
Snape: Decisions, decisions….
Everyone: *gulp*
Me: *grin* Oh, don't worry guys! It won't be anything bad.
Draco: Suuuuuure….
Me: I can easily turn you into a ferret Draco.
Draco: *glares*
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, and Remus: *laugh at Draco*
Draco: OH SHUT UP!
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, and Remus: NO WAY FERRET!
Draco: *sulks*
Snape: *laughs* Perhaps we should…. *whispers the rest in my ear*
Me: Wonderful idea! *hugs Snape*
Everyone: Oh no….
Volde-Bunny becomes as big as a horse.
Volde: *laughs evilly*
Everyone: OH NO!!!!!!!!! *hide under the pillows and cushions*
Volde: *bounces and lands on Draco* Hello Draco, my boy.
Draco: *grins sheepishly* Hello.
Volde: Hello what?
Draco: Hello………Volde?
Volde: Noooo….
Draco: Master?
Volde: *smiles* Yes. Kill the writer for me will you?
Draco: *gulps* ME?
Volde: Yes. NOW BOY! *jumps on Harry* Ah, Harry, so we meet again.
Harry: Hello Mr. Bunny Lord.
Volde: *growl*
Harry: *laughs* I'm sorry. It's just that being threatened by a giant rabbit is absolutely hilarious.
Volde: How about getting flattened by a giant rabbit?
Harry: *pales*
Me: THERE WILL BE NO FLATTENING HARRY POTTER!!
Draco: *sneaks up behind me*
Snape: Oh no you don't. *waves his wand*
Draco: *turns into a white ferret* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Me: Thank you Sev.
Snape: *smiles* Your welcome.
Volde: Time to die Harry.
Harry: *blink blink*
Me: OH NO YE DON'T LADDIE! (a/n: I love that line!)
Volde turns into a red-eyed turtle.
Volde: *blink blink* Oh my…
Harry: *grins* Who's the bigger one now?
Volde: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs*
Harry: *chases after Volde*
Me: *falls over laughing*
Hermione: This is insane!
Ron, Sirius, and Remus: *laughing* YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT!
Hermione: It's not right!
Ron, Sirius, and Remus: YES IT IS!
Hermione: * death glares the three*
Ron, Sirius, and Remus: meep….
Ron: She looks mad.
Sirius: Ya think?
Remus: *shakes his head at the two*
Me: OOO!
Hermione turns into a dragon, just like she did the first time in the little white room..
Hermione: *snort*
Ron: Uh-oh…
Sirius: Uh-oh is right…
Remus: You two are going to get it.
Ron and Sirius: YOU'RE COMING ALONG WITH US!!
Remus: NO I'M NOT!
Ron and Sirius: YES. YOU. ARE!
Remus: *growl*
Ron and Sirius: *back up*
Sirius: Okay, Moony, fine. The rampaging dragon that used to be Hermione'll just kill us.
Remus: Fine by me.
Sirius: MOONY!
Ron: ACK!
Hermione: *spits fire at the two*
Ron and Sirius: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *run around like madmen*
Snape and me: *laugh hysterically*
Dumbledore: *stands in a corner and watches the insanity*
McGonagall: *stands beside Dumbledore* Albus how can you allow this?
Dumbledore: I'm not. I'm watching. *eats some popcorn that magically appeared*
McGonagall: *sighs*
Harry: AH HA! *holds up Volde-Turtle*
Volde: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: This is boring. Whatdaya say we do a little changing?
Snape: I think that would be good. What shall we do?
Me: Ah! THAT is the question! *grins evilly* C'mon Sev. We must carefully plan what we are going to do to them. *laughs maniacally and rubs her hands together*
Snape: *grins evilly*
All: ……….
Me and Snape: *vanish from sight, leaving the characters alone in the little white room*
Draco: *squeaky voice* HEY! SEND US BACK!
Harry: Oh Ferret! *grins evilly*
Draco: EEP! *runs*
Harry: COME BACK HERE! *gives chase*
Everyone else: O_O
A/N: And now we end the insanity. But there is more to come! ^-^ Just as soon as me and Sev finish planning. MWAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
