A/N: *evil grin*  THE INSANITY HAS RETURNED!!  FWAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

All the HP char's (excluding Snape) appear again in the plain white room with lots of beanbags (FUN!!!) and cushions.

Harry: *moans* Not this again!

Ron: *blinks*

Draco: *rolls his eyes*

Neville: Hey!  There's that person in the corner again!

Harry: *looks*

Ron: There are two of them!

I step out of my shadowy little corner.

Me: *grins and waves at the HP chars*  Hi guys!

Everyone: *grumble grumble*

Me: Oh come on.  BUCK UP!

Draco: What kind of phrase is that?

Snape: *steps out of the shadowy little corner and sneers at everyone*  It means be happy.

Dumbledore: *smiles*  Hello Severus.  Have you been having fun?

Snape: Hello professor.  *grins*  Loads.

Everyone (cept Dumbledore): *gape at Snape (a/n: hey that rhymes!)*

Hermione: Did Professor Snape just say he had fun?

Ron: *smirks*  Who'da thunk?

Harry: *shrugs*

Me: *grins*  Oh, we've been having loads of fun.  Have a looksie.  *scribbles something on a notepad*

Voldemort appears in the room.

Everyone (cept Dumbledore, Snape, me, and Harry): AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Voldemort: *looks around*  What's going on?

Me: You're in my nice little room where you can't harm anyone.

Volde: *glares at me*  You.

Me: Yes.

Volde: *growl*

Ron: *cowers against the wall*  What'd you do to him?

Snape: *smirks*  She turned him into a rabbit and gave him to a vet.

Everyone: *laughs*

Volde: *glares at everyone*  I'm going to kill you all.

Me: Tut tut Volde.  No killing in my room.

Volde: *glares*  Whose going to stop me?

Me: Me.  After all, I am the writer.  *grins*

Volde: *blinks*  Oh no….

Volde turns into a little white rabbit with red eyes.

Me: Much better.

Snape: *chuckles*

Everyone: *ROFL*

Volde: *in little squeaky voice*  STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

Everyone: *laugh even more*

Volde: *death glares everyone*

Harry: It's the evil Bunny Lord!

Ron: *falls over, laughing*

Sirius: *grins and bows*  All bow to the evil Bunny Lord.

Everyone: *bow then fall on the floor laughing*

Volde: *glare*  YOU WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING IF I HAD MY WAND!

Me: Which you won't be getting back anytime soon.  *twirls Volde's wand between fingers*

Snape: *grins*  Hmm, now what?

Me: I'm not sure Sev.  What should we do to them?

Snape: Decisions, decisions….

Everyone: *gulp*

Me: *grin*  Oh, don't worry guys!  It won't be anything bad.

Draco: Suuuuuure….

Me: I can easily turn you into a ferret Draco.

Draco: *glares*

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, and Remus: *laugh at Draco*

Draco: OH SHUT UP!

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, and Remus: NO WAY FERRET!

Draco: *sulks*

Snape: *laughs*  Perhaps we should….  *whispers the rest in my ear*

Me: Wonderful idea!  *hugs Snape*

Everyone: Oh no….

Volde-Bunny becomes as big as a horse.

Volde: *laughs evilly*

Everyone: OH NO!!!!!!!!!  *hide under the pillows and cushions*

Volde: *bounces and lands on Draco*  Hello Draco, my boy.

Draco: *grins sheepishly*  Hello.

Volde: Hello what?

Draco: Hello………Volde?

Volde: Noooo….

Draco: Master?

Volde: *smiles*  Yes.  Kill the writer for me will you?

Draco: *gulps*  ME?

Volde: Yes.  NOW BOY!  *jumps on Harry*  Ah, Harry, so we meet again.

Harry: Hello Mr. Bunny Lord.

Volde: *growl*

Harry: *laughs*  I'm sorry.  It's just that being threatened by a giant rabbit is absolutely hilarious.

Volde: How about getting flattened by a giant rabbit?

Harry: *pales*

Me: THERE WILL BE NO FLATTENING HARRY POTTER!!

Draco: *sneaks up behind me*

Snape: Oh no you don't.  *waves his wand*

Draco: *turns into a white ferret*  AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Me: Thank you Sev.

Snape: *smiles*  Your welcome.

Volde: Time to die Harry.

Harry: *blink blink*

Me: OH NO YE DON'T LADDIE! (a/n: I love that line!)

Volde turns into a red-eyed turtle.

Volde: *blink blink*  Oh my…

Harry: *grins*  Who's the bigger one now?

Volde: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!  *runs*

Harry: *chases after Volde*

Me: *falls over laughing*

Hermione: This is insane!

Ron, Sirius, and Remus: *laughing*  YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT!

Hermione: It's not right!

Ron, Sirius, and Remus: YES IT IS!

Hermione: * death glares the three*

Ron, Sirius, and Remus: meep….

Ron: She looks mad.

Sirius: Ya think?

Remus: *shakes his head at the two*

Me: OOO!

Hermione turns into a dragon, just like she did the first time in the little white room..

Hermione: *snort*

Ron: Uh-oh…

Sirius: Uh-oh is right…

Remus: You two are going to get it.

Ron and Sirius: YOU'RE COMING ALONG WITH US!!

Remus: NO I'M NOT!

Ron and Sirius:  YES.  YOU.  ARE!

Remus: *growl*

Ron and Sirius: *back up*

Sirius: Okay, Moony, fine.  The rampaging dragon that used to be Hermione'll just kill us.

Remus: Fine by me.

Sirius: MOONY!

Ron: ACK!

Hermione: *spits fire at the two*

Ron and Sirius: AHHHHHHHHHHH!  *run around like madmen*

Snape and me: *laugh hysterically*

Dumbledore: *stands in a corner and watches the insanity*

McGonagall: *stands beside Dumbledore*  Albus how can you allow this?

Dumbledore: I'm not.  I'm watching.  *eats some popcorn that magically appeared*

McGonagall: *sighs*

Harry: AH HA!  *holds up Volde-Turtle*

Volde: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: This is boring.  Whatdaya say we do a little changing?

Snape: I think that would be good.  What shall we do?

Me: Ah!  THAT is the question!  *grins evilly*  C'mon Sev.  We must carefully plan what we are going to do to them.  *laughs maniacally and rubs her hands together*

Snape: *grins evilly*

All: ……….

Me and Snape: *vanish from sight, leaving the characters alone in the little white room*

Draco: *squeaky voice*  HEY!  SEND US BACK!

Harry: Oh Ferret!  *grins evilly*

Draco: EEP!  *runs*

Harry: COME BACK HERE!  *gives chase*

Everyone else: O_O

A/N: And now we end the insanity.  But there is more to come!  ^-^  Just as soon as me and Sev finish planning.  MWAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!