Disclaimer: Ah, yes, I forgot this.  All characters are the property of JKR but the exception of myself and a new character who will join the torture, ahem, I mean fun.

Plot:  Simply?  THERE IS NONE.

So far….: Ah yes, Sev and I have been torturing the poor characters and are now planning on doing something abominably terrible to them.  Currently Draco is a ferret and Harry is chasing him while Voldemort is a turtle.  Everyone else is watching the chase.

From now on: We have a narrator!  I have to pay him 50 Galleons a day but hey, at least we have him!  The narrator will be in [brackets] are character actions will now be in (parenthesis) as Word insists on makes words between *asterisks* bold.  Oh yes, and I will now be mentioned as Saerry, Sev as Sev, and our newcomer, my insane friend from the real world, is Lacey.

And the only characters in the room at this time are Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Voldemort, Saerry, Lacey, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black

MOVING ON!!

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[Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the little white room!  Currently Harry is chasing Draco around the room with a large hammer while everyone else watches.  Let's see what's going on…]

Harry: COME BACK HERE!

Draco: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ron: This is amusing.

Hermione: (snorts)

Saerry: (returns)  Oh my….

Voldemort: CHANGE ME BACK!

Saerry: Plainly….NO!

Voldemort: (whimper)

All: (roll eyes)

Sev: (enters with a blond haired girl)  Ah, here we are again.

All: Who's that?

Girl: Um, where am I?

Saerry: You're in my story Lacey.

Lacey: Huh?

Saerry: Oh, me and Sev here are torturing the poor Harry Potter characters.  And I thought you might like to join us.

Lacey: (grins evilly)  Of course!

All: ……

Saerry: (evil laughter)

[(chuckle)]

Harry: What was that?  (stops chasing Draco)

Saerry: Oh, that's the narrator.  I have to pay him 50 Galleons a day to work but he does a good job.

[Yes I do.]

Draco: So now we've got another crazy person in here?

(Saerry and Lacey glare)

Draco: O_O  Whimper, whimper…

[Hmphf.  Oh my….]

Saerry: What?

[I just received an owl from Dumbledore.]

Sirius: What's it say?

Volde and Draco: (now back to normal)  Who wants to know?

Everyone else:  WE DO!!  (glare)

Volde and Draco: O__O  meep…

Saerry: So, what does it say?

[Um, are you sure you want to know?]

Saerry: I PAY YOU 50 GALLEONS A DAY SO YEA I WANNA KNOW!

Sev: Saerry, calm down.

Saerry: Mmm…

Lacey: Um, what does it say?

[Well….it says that Peeves somehow got transported into this room and….well….]

Saerry: (evil eye)  Well WHAT?

[(gulp)  It seems Peeves has put several potions from Snape's private storeroom in here.]

Sev: HOW DID THAT BLASTED POLTERGEIST GET IN MY PRIVATE STORES?!

Saerry: Temper, Severus, temper.  (glares)  What potions?

[Um….]

All: JUST SAY THEM!!!!

[All right!  No need to get huffy about it.  (grumbles)]

All: (sigh)

[Alright….well there is a Corpus Inflecto Potion, a Amor Potion, and a Canto Potion]

All but Sev: WHAT?

Saerry: Anyone know what those mean?

Sev: Body Change, Love, and Sing.

Harry: You've got to be joking.

Sev and Narrator: [ Unfortunately not ]

All: ……..

[I am happy to inform that the potions do not affect Muggles]

Saerry: That's you Lace

Lacey: YAY!  (beams)

Ron: (stares at Saerry)  Aren't you a Muggle too?

Saerry: I'M THE RUDDY AUTHOR!!

[So she can't be affected]

Ron: Oh…

Sirius: So, which potions first?

[No clue]

All except Lacey and Saerry: …..

Saerry: (scribbles something on a sheet of paper, pulls an owl out of nowhere, and sends it off)

[Ah, I am happy to inform Severus that the potions also will not affect him]

Sev: (beams)

Everyone else: WHY NOT?!

Saerry: CAUSE I SAID SO!

[Oh my….]

All: WHAT?

[The Corpus Inflecto Potion affects everyone while the other two do not]

Saerry, Lacey, and Sev: Aw hell….

All else: (evil laughter)

[And that will be the first potion to take effect]

Remus: When?

[In….five….four…three…two…one…..NOW]

The Switches

Sirius – Sev

Harry – Draco

Ron – Hermione

Volde – Saerry

Remus – Lacey

(Changes will be noted as so and so in so and so)

Saerry in Volde: Oh my…

Sirius in Sev: (looks down)  AH!!

Sev in Sirius: (glower)  Shut up Black.

Sirius in Sev: You shut up you snake.

Saerry in Volde: SIRIUS!!!  (glare)

All: (wince)

Saerry in Volde: Heheheheh….

Ron in Hermione: Huh?  AH!  NO!

Hermione in Ron:  (sigh)

Harry in Draco, Draco in Harry: (glare)

Volde in Saerry: Does this mean I'm the writer now?

All: NO!

Volde in Saerry: Aw poo…

All: O_O

[Well, this is interesting….]

All: (glare)

[O_____O  I'll be quiet now…]

Saerry in Volde: That would be a good idea.  Hmm, I wonder what this does…  (waves Volde's wand and mutters something)

(a green beam of light shoots out of the wand and bounces around the room)

Saerry in Volde: Whoops….

All: DON'T DO THAT!!!

Remus in Lacey: Now what?

Saerry in Volde: (shrug)

Lacey in Remus: This is weird.

Sev in Sirius, Sirius in Sev: Your telling me.  (scowl at each other)

Draco in Harry, Harry in Draco: (growl and start a staring contest)

Saerry in Volde, Lacey in Remus, Hermione in Ron:  Boys….

Rest: (blink, blink)

Remus in Lacey:  That didn't look right.

Ron in Hermione, Volde in Saerry: Nope.

Saerry in Volde, Lacey in Remus, Hermione in Ron: Oh SHUT UP!

Remus in Lacey, Ron in Hermione, Volde in Saerry: Yes ma'am.

Saerry in Volde: Sev, how long does this potion last?

Sev in Sirius: Er….

Ron in Hermione: That doesn't sound good.

All: Nope.

Saerry in Volde: You mean you don't know?

Sev in Sirius: Er…

All: ………

[Five hours]

All: FIVE HOURS!!!!!!!

[………]

All: (sigh)

Saerry in Volde: This is going to be a long night.

Everyone else: Yep.

MWAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ^_^

Oh, and a few notes…..

tracey – Thank you

leanne – ^-^  Where would the world be without insane people?  *insane grin*

Taracolloween – Your insane?  I'M INSANE!  WE'RE ALL A BIG HAPPY INSANE FAMILY!!!  *begins to sing and dance*  (lol at me  ^^)

Jamster713 – lol  *grin*

Gumlick - *Snape bows*  Thank you.

AllAboutMe – Of course!  *big goofy grin*  I am continuing!  Its so much fun to torture these guys!  *evil laughter*  Hehehe…