Disclaimer: All characters are the property of JKR but the exception of myself and my friend Lacey.
Plot: Simply? THERE IS NONE.
So far….: Ah yes, Sev and I have been torturing the poor characters and are now planning on doing something abominably terrible to them. Draco was a ferret and Harry was chasing him while Voldemort was a turtle. Everyone else was watching the chase until Sev and I reappeared, along with my friend Lacey and our narrator. Our narrator was unfortunately informed by Dumbledore that Peeves got into the room, along with several potions from Sev's person stash. Currently, we are being affected by the Corpus Inflecto, or Body Change, Potion.
From now on: We have a narrator! I have to pay him 50 Galleons a day but hey, at least we have him! The narrator will be in [brackets] are character actions will now be in (parenthesis) as Word insists on makes words between *asterisks* bold. Oh yes, and I will now be mentioned as Saerry, Sev as Sev, and our newcomer, my insane friend from the real world, is Lacey.
And the only characters in the room at this time are Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Voldemort, Saerry, Lacey, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black. One newcomer will soon join us
MOVING ON!!
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[And so we return to the little white room. Peeves has somehow made his way in here and everyone is now being affected by the three potions he left. Let's see what's going on….]
The Switches(For those who do not remember)
Sirius – Sev
Harry – Draco
Ron – Hermione
Volde – Saerry
Remus – Lacey
(Changes will be noted as so and so in so and so)
Saerry in Volde: Here we go again….
Harry in Draco: (sigh)
Sev in Sirius: Anyone know how long its been?
All: No.
Sev in Sirius: (snaps fingers) Drat.
Sirius in Sev: (glare) I hate this as much as you Snape.
Sev in Sirius: Shut up Black.
Sirius in Sev: Snake.
Sev in Sirius: Dog.
Sirius in Sev: Bas…
Saerry in Volde: SIRIUS!!! (glare)
Sirius in Sev: (cowers)
Sev in Sirius: (put head in hands) Oh Merlin…
Volde in Saerry: Dum dee dum…
Harry in Draco: (blinks) I didn't just hear that.
Everyone else: (shakes heads) Nope. Didn't hear that.
Volde in Saerry: (hums and dances about the room)
All: (stare)
Saerry in Volde: (scowl) LEAVE MY BODY ALONE YOU RUDDY IDIOT!!
Volde in Saerry: (glare) Why should I?
Saerry in Volde: (scowl) Because I said so.
Volde in Saerry: (glare) And why should I listen to you? I am Lord Voldemort!
Sev in Sirius: You look like Saerry to me.
Volde in Saerry: Shut up Severus.
Saerry in Volde: (points wand at Volde in Saerry)
Volde in Saerry: (laugh) What are you going to do? Kill me?
Saerry in Volde: No. That would ruin the fun. (mutters something)
(Volde in Saerry falls to the floor and begins to laugh)
All: What was that?
Saerry in Volde: (grin) Tickle Charm.
All: Ooooooh….
[Ahem…]
Lacey in Remus: Hey! The narrator's back!
All: (blandly) Joy of joys…
[I have news.]
Ron in Hermione: Is it good?
[Depends on how you look at it.]
Hermione in Ron: What's that supposed to mean?
Draco in Harry: Good question. (blink)
Hermione in Ron: (blink)
Draco in Harry: Oh hell! I just agreed with the Mudblood!
Hermione in Ron: (growl and makes a strangling motion with hands)
Saerry in Volde: (waves a flag) GOOOO HERMIONE!!!
Ron in Hermione: YEA! GET 'EM HERM!
Sirius in Sev: (cheers)
Harry in Draco: HEY! THAT'S MY BODY!!!
Hermione in Ron: (looks up from strangling Draco in Harry) Oh, sorry Harry.
Harry in Draco: S'okay.
Draco in Harry: No its not okay! My neck hurts now.
Hermione in Ron: (evil grin) It could hurt worse..
Draco in Harry: (backs away) No thank you. (hides behind Volde in Saerry)
[(coughs) A-HEM!]
All: WHAT?!
[O_O (cough) Do you want to hear the news or not?]
Saerry in Volde: (waves a hand) Fine. Spit it out.
[There will be another character joining us soon.]
Lacey in Remus: Really? Who?
Remus in Lacey: Good question.
[Perhaps I shouldn't say…]
Saerry in Volde: I DON'T PAT YOU FIFTY GALLEONS A DAY TO KEEP SILENT!!!
Sev in Sirius: Temper, Saer.
Saerry in Volde: (growl)
(Rita Skeeter suddenly appears in the room)
Skeeter: (looks around) Where am I?
Saerry in Volde: (laughs manically) Oh, this will be fun.
Skeeter: (screams) He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!!
Volde in Saerry: No, that would be me. That (points at Saerry in Volde) would be the author.
Skeeter: YOUR JUST TRYING TO TRICK ME!! (shrieks and runs around the room)
Harry in Draco: (covers ears) WILL SOMEBODY SHUT HER UP!
Remus in Lacey: (punches Skeeter as she runs by)
Skeeter: (collapses)
All: (applause)
Hermione in Ron: WHOOO! GO PROFESSOR LUPIN!!
Ron in Hermione: YEA!
Harry in Draco: NICELY DONE PROFESSOR!
Remus in Lacey: (sheepish grin) Thank you
[Ah!]
Saerry in Volde: What now?
[The Corpus Inflecto Potion will wear off in two minutes.]
All: YAY!
[Oh my…]
All: ……
Sirius in Sev: That doesn't sound good.
Sev in Sirius: (sarcastic) You think?
[The Amor Potion will take immediate effect after the Corpus Inflecto Potion wears off.]
All: …….
[Sorry…]
Draco in Harry: Sorry? WE'RE ABOUT TO BE AFFECTED BY A LOVE POTION AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS SORRY?
[I'M JUST READING THE SCRIPT!]
Draco in Harry: WHAT SCRIPT?
[(blink) Um…]
Draco in Harry: Yea….
[(turns away) Leave me alone.]
Draco in Harry: HA!
Saerry in Volde: (waves wand menacingly at Draco in Harry)
Draco in Harry: (gulp)
Saerry in Volde: Yea, I thought so. NARRATOR!
[Yes?]
Saerry in Volde: How much longer till the potion wears off?
[Erm… (looks at watch) Three, two, one…]
(Everyone returns to their normal bodies)
Draco: YES!! (dances)
Volde: (glares at Saerry, who is now rolling on the floor laughing)
Saerry: Get – this – haha – blasted – thing – off – hahaha – of – ha – me!
Sev: (waves wand)
Saerry: (stands up) Thank you Severus.
Sev: Welcome Saerry.
[Erm, the Amor Potion has now taken affect. Saerry, Lacey, and Severus will not be affected by it]
Lacey: So we just sit back and watch?
Saerry: (nods) That's the jist of it.
Lacey: (grin) Yay.
Sev: I have a feeling this is going to be very interesting.
Saerry: Yep, especially when Skeeter wakes up. I really want to try some hexes out on her.
Lacey: Ooo! I want to help!
Saerry: Okay Lace. Sev, you want to give us a hand?
Sev: (smile) Always willing to help.
Saerry: (evil grin) Skeeter doesn't stand a chance.
Lacey and Sev: Nope!
[Perhaps you three should watch the others.]
Lacey: Why?
[Well…. Take a look.]
Lacey, Sev, Saerry: (look)
Draco: But Harry, I love you! (runs after Harry)
Harry: GO AWAY!!! (runs away from Draco)
Hermione: (chases Draco) Leave Harry alone!
Ron: HERMOINE!! (chases Hermione)
Saerry: (laughs) Oh my…
Lacey: (falls over)
Sev: (chuckle) It's a square of love.
Saerry and Lacey: (laugh uncontrollably)
[And we shall leave you here for now. Next time, we shall explore the full affects of the Amor Potion. Good night.]
MWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
My notes……
BleedingPillars – Really? Yay! (dances)
selena – Cool. I'll try and get Lily and James in there eventually. Oh and that certain rat (cough, cough) will be joining the group very soon.
Krista Snape – I have? Where did I lose it? I MUST FIND IT! No, wait, I DON'T! MWAAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! (grin) Danke. Yes, it is good not to torture Sev. He would find something completely horrible to do to me.
CelestialKnight – Thank you. ^^
MORE COMING SOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
