DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of this, it is not mine.
A/N: This is my first fan fiction so be nice.or else I will cry. And then review.. or else I will bawl like a baby. And you wont like me like that.
The Return Of Farquaad
Chapter One: Coming Out
"Well, this dragon can't live forever, now can it. I will just wait it out in its stomach. Eating what it eats. Yes, that is what I will do. Starve it to death. If it can't get any food it will die. Wait maybe I can tickle it to death." Farquaad thought frantically. He suspected that he might be going crazy. He calmed down enough to pluck the feather out of his hat and begin to tickle the dragon's large stomach. Instantly the ground underneath him began to shake wildly. And he was tossed about with the decaying flesh and a skeleton that he was a roommate with in the stomach. "Wait!" he yelled to no one as he realized exactly what to do. He grabbed the short sword out of its scabbard. For any other human this would be a mere knife but to a midget king, it was a grand sword. He began stabbing the way that he thought was up through the dragon's throat where the second that his sword was high enough the usual rhythmic pace of the dragons breathing was cut off. He held it there for three hours till he was sure the dragon was dead. Then. BOOM! He was thrown down with incredible force. "What the-" but he was cut off by his own realization of what had just happened. "Well" he said aloud to the skeleton. "That dragon was at a very high altitude." Farquaad at once began boring a hole through the dragon's thick hide. While he worked he thought about what life at the castle and the kingdom just be like now that they all had no ruler. For almost two years.
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Meanwhile; back at the swamp, Shrek and Fiona are celebrating the birth of their first child. Everyone was there: donkey, Felonis, and all the fairy tale creatures. "Lets call him Zed." The ogre woman said. "Oh I thought you meant donkey." Her green husband Shrek said. "I meant our kid but donkey needs an name too." She shot a glace at the crazy dancing, talking donkey who had been so close to her on their long trek back from her tower. "Well he needs a name too!" "You got to name Zed so I think donkey should be called Eddie."[A/N after Eddie Murphy.] "That is a great name." Feiona stated giving Shrek a peck on the cheek. "Hoy, Donkey come over here. We came up with a name for you. Er, unless you already have a name that is." "No, none at all. I have always been just donkey." He said with at hint of disgust in his voice. "Well, what is it." "We have decided on Eddie."
Just then there was a sonic boom that sent a shock wave and knocked everyone over at the whole party. "That is just dandy," He walked away saying to Eddie very happily under his breath.
Nobody took notice of the loud crash that knocked everyone over except for Shrek. He sat down wondering what could have made it and made a mental note to look for any trees that might have fell over although there was no wind at the time.
Authors Note: Sorry bad ending to a chapter but I am going to the beach soon and I just wanted to get it up quick. So R&R. Authors other note: Please excuse any spelling errors due to the author's severe case of S.S (spelling stupidity.) I know that was an exact copy KT but that is too bad and you can't sue me. (See the disclaimer above.) NA NA NA NA BOO BOO
A/N: This is my first fan fiction so be nice.or else I will cry. And then review.. or else I will bawl like a baby. And you wont like me like that.
The Return Of Farquaad
Chapter One: Coming Out
"Well, this dragon can't live forever, now can it. I will just wait it out in its stomach. Eating what it eats. Yes, that is what I will do. Starve it to death. If it can't get any food it will die. Wait maybe I can tickle it to death." Farquaad thought frantically. He suspected that he might be going crazy. He calmed down enough to pluck the feather out of his hat and begin to tickle the dragon's large stomach. Instantly the ground underneath him began to shake wildly. And he was tossed about with the decaying flesh and a skeleton that he was a roommate with in the stomach. "Wait!" he yelled to no one as he realized exactly what to do. He grabbed the short sword out of its scabbard. For any other human this would be a mere knife but to a midget king, it was a grand sword. He began stabbing the way that he thought was up through the dragon's throat where the second that his sword was high enough the usual rhythmic pace of the dragons breathing was cut off. He held it there for three hours till he was sure the dragon was dead. Then. BOOM! He was thrown down with incredible force. "What the-" but he was cut off by his own realization of what had just happened. "Well" he said aloud to the skeleton. "That dragon was at a very high altitude." Farquaad at once began boring a hole through the dragon's thick hide. While he worked he thought about what life at the castle and the kingdom just be like now that they all had no ruler. For almost two years.
~*~
Meanwhile; back at the swamp, Shrek and Fiona are celebrating the birth of their first child. Everyone was there: donkey, Felonis, and all the fairy tale creatures. "Lets call him Zed." The ogre woman said. "Oh I thought you meant donkey." Her green husband Shrek said. "I meant our kid but donkey needs an name too." She shot a glace at the crazy dancing, talking donkey who had been so close to her on their long trek back from her tower. "Well he needs a name too!" "You got to name Zed so I think donkey should be called Eddie."[A/N after Eddie Murphy.] "That is a great name." Feiona stated giving Shrek a peck on the cheek. "Hoy, Donkey come over here. We came up with a name for you. Er, unless you already have a name that is." "No, none at all. I have always been just donkey." He said with at hint of disgust in his voice. "Well, what is it." "We have decided on Eddie."
Just then there was a sonic boom that sent a shock wave and knocked everyone over at the whole party. "That is just dandy," He walked away saying to Eddie very happily under his breath.
Nobody took notice of the loud crash that knocked everyone over except for Shrek. He sat down wondering what could have made it and made a mental note to look for any trees that might have fell over although there was no wind at the time.
Authors Note: Sorry bad ending to a chapter but I am going to the beach soon and I just wanted to get it up quick. So R&R. Authors other note: Please excuse any spelling errors due to the author's severe case of S.S (spelling stupidity.) I know that was an exact copy KT but that is too bad and you can't sue me. (See the disclaimer above.) NA NA NA NA BOO BOO
