$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$The Yu Yu Crew Goes to Military School$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.

Chapter 2. Military School Begins

"A loud chilidish voice screams over an intercom. Yusuke Urimishi, Keiko Ukymora, Hiei Uratonguo, Botan Maramingio, Kurama [Shuichi] Minomono, Yukina Sardifithieina report to the bus to go to military school in 1 hour. At that time it will be 5:45. Military school will begin at 7:00 o'clock" said Koenma.

"Yusuke started to brush his teeth, fix his hair and eat breakfest."

"Kurama ate breakfest with Botan."

""Kurama do you think we might get married" Botan asked.

"I don't know, maybe or maybe not" Kurama said.

"Keiko brushed her hair, put it in a pony tail". "Then brushed her teeth and ate breakfest"

"Yusuke do you think anybody we know will be there" Keiko said

I really would hope that but I don't know you bitch" replied Yusuke, "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah" replied Yusuke.

"If I was you a fuckin dome shit I would take off right now you shit eater Yusuke Urimishi" replied Keiko with a smile and a giggle.

"Yusuke you are so fuckin idiotic because you act like you are 65, I need to fix my hair and brush my teeth and eat breakfest so I can get fat" replied Hiei with a smiling giggle.

Yukina than brushed her teeth, combed her hair and ate breakfest.

"It is time to go you party poopers" Yukina said.

Yusuke: but there is still 15 minutes till.

Boton: fine I will wait.

Knock, Knock, Knock.

Yusuke anwserd and Kuwabara walked in.

Kuwabara: you didn't think you were going to leave me behind.

Kuwabara: Hi Yukina.

Yukina: I thought I killed you.

Kuwabara: I am sorry that you didn't like my song so on the way here I thought of another poem.

Yusuke: another poem.

Kuwabara: it goes like this:

if only if only I was sexy you would go for all this and a bag of chips, oh-ho. When I look at your eyes it reminds me of thhe sky. When I look at your hair it reminds me of a big fluffy cloud. And that's it like it.

Yukina: No!!!!!! I will kill you for the last mother fucken time, she graves Hiei sword and cuts him in half puts him in a blender and drinks him, nothen better than a human shake.

They all leave to the bus and wait then the bus picks them up.

Yukina: aren't you glad there is no more Kuwabara she said as they walk to the back of the bus.

Yukina sweatdrops: KUWABARA DIE BITCH she staves him in the head continulasly ripping his brain out., good.

They arrive and see Koenma.

Koenma signs them up.

Koenma: see you in 18 months.

They all get in line.

Shizuro: hey where is my little brother.

Yukina: oh I killed him.

Yukina: whatttttt! Shizuro yes.

Yusuke: Shizuro why did you come here.

Shizuro: killed my boyfriend.

Commander: attention everybody get in 5 strait lines.

Keiko: Yusuke the commander is scaring me.

Yusuke: don't worry I will protect you.

Commander: what was that, both of you give me 20.

Keiko: 20 of what.

Commander: just for that you and your boyfriend drop and give me 50.

Keiko: 50 of what.

Commander: Hey misses smart alex drop ang give me 1000 pushups as long with you boy.

Yusuke: 1 sir, 2 sir, 3sir, 4 sir, 5 sir, 6sir, 7 sir, 8 sir, 9 sir, 10 sir, and on and on, he finally finishes.

Keiko: 1 sir, 2 sir, what Yusuke you already finished.

Yusuke: yep.

Keiko finally finishes.

Commander: we will be doing an obsticle coarse.

Hiei: very interesting and very easy.

Commander: no not east first you run 80 miles, swim 87 miles and ride a bike 55 miles than you do 600 push ups, pull ups.

Hiei: simple.

Commander: do it right now.

Hiei: fine, voom, I am done.

Commander: woo you are good you may sit but the rest of you go now.

Okay they all said.

They all do it in 23 days.

Commander: okay you can go to bed.

Keiko: what about food and shelter.

Commander: survive your self.

Commander: you will be left on your own for the whole time, you can die, bye the sir takes of in a jeep.

Keiko: harsh.

Boton: lets start building a shelter.

Keiko runs off to get fire wood.

Rooooooo she is now surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves.

The wolves jump at her.

Keiko: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Yusuke: I am coming Keiko.

A/N: will he come in time or not. What challenges should I make them take. Please R/R plz. Thanx.