~ The Yu Yu Crew Goes to Military School~

Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or any of its characters, but I wish I did.

~ Ch.3~ ~ The Runaway~

Keiko: ahhhhhhhhh, please somebody help me.

The wolves still jumping at her.

Kogoiri: Brrrrrrrr leave the girl alone for I shall kill you a gentle bear said killing the wolves instantly.

Keiko: ahhhhhhh aah ahhhhhhhhh.

Yusuke: I am coming he said darting to where he saw Keiko and a bear face to face.

Yusuke: Spirit Gun, leave her alone you stupid bear.

The bear gets hit in the neck and instantly dies.

Yusuke: are you all right.

Keiko: yes no thanks to you domeshit.

Yusuke: I just saved you from that thing and I am a dome shit, you know what fuck you bitch.

Keiko: huh I am not talking to you, you killed Kogoiri he saved me from a pack of wolves and then you go killing him.

Yusuke: what are you talking about he was going to kill you.

Keiko: no he wasn't, but you killed him.

Yusuke: who gives a fuck what did you like him.

Keiko: well sort of, he was cuddly.

Yusuke: oh well I am leaving, bye.

Keiko: wait for me, they both walk away.

Kogoiri: Rooooooooo I will kill you Yusuke Fuckin Yurimishi.

Yusuke: what was that.

They both turn around, ahhhh they both scream running.

Kogoiri: I will kill you, ahhhhhh fuckers; I will kill you if you don't stop.

They both stopped.

Keiko starts singing, You are so cuddly, you are so cuddly to me, when I hug you I feel warm, you look like a pooch dog to me, your eyes are so dark, you are so fat to me, you remind me of chaos my pooch, you are so beautiful to me, I love you, they both take off.

Kogoiri: run away spirit detectives watch out boom boom you are dead I shot you with my spirit gun, hahahah I am having human tonight, rarrrrrrrrr.

Yusuke: Keiko run and tell the others to help me defeat a bear demon okay, while I stall him.

Keiko: okay running at the speed of light.

Yusuke: I will kill you.

Kogoiri: hahaha very funny I am Yusuke and I act like a girl {no offence to the girls out there}.

Yusuke: take that back before I I cut you in half like swift apple cider.

~ Back Somewhere~

Keiko: back their Yusuke is fighting a bear demon.

Keiko: and it is too strong it was going to kill me and then Yusuke shot it in the back of the head and it didn't die.

Hiei: what was the fucken bears name?

Keiko: bear bear oh bears name Kogoiri.

Hiei: everybody stay here I will be back in a flash.

Everybody: okay.

Hiei runs there really fast.

Hiei: Yusuke back away I will handle it he is way to powerful for you maybe even for me.

Yusuke: okay backing away watching he jump at him kicking him.

Hiei: ahhhhhhhhh boom.

Kogoiri: nice to see you again Hiei my fellow brother.

Hiei: Kogoiri how could you kill mother and take off now I shall kill you donkey shit.

Kogoiri: hahahahah, I am wimp little Hiei always getting drunk killing people for no reason, now that's what I am talking about.

Hiei: I will finish you now, I summon the dragon of the darkness flame, and Hiei whips it at him missing.

Kogoiri: you are so slow, I will stand here and let you hit me with the dragon of the darkness flames and it won't kill me.

Hiei: Oh really Dragon Of The Darkness Flames go.

Kogoiri instantly dies, Hiei staves hi9m in the back of the head, running back to where the other guys are holding Yusuke. Everybody: what happen.

Hiei: I had to battle my evil brother I killed him like swift apple cider.

Yusuke: I will kill you guys he said beating Yukina badly falling asleep.

Hiei: Yukina are you all right, speak to me, Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You will die Yusuke he said picking Yusuke up throwing him in to a tree. .

Yusuke woke up.

Hiei: I summon the dragon of the darkness flames go kill Yusuke the prick who killed Yukina.

It starts heading for Yusuke.

Yusuke: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Everybody: No!!!!!!! Hiei!!!!!!

Boton: stop it Hiei.

Hiei: if I try to I will die.

Everybody: oh well.

Yukina wakes up and jumps in runs over NO!!!!!!!!! She screams.

Boom.

Hiei: no!!!!!!!!!

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