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happen to slip into this fic, if I did I would be to busy rolling in money
to be writing this.
Star Wars Disappearance Chapter 2
Matt groaned as he came to. The first thing he noticed was the unbearable heat beating down on his back. The second was that he was sitting in the middle of a desert.
"I guess I'm not in Kansas anymore."
Matt got up and looked around, his survey of the area only confirmed what he had believed before. There was nothing around him but dunes, and the extremely warm air.
"That's the last time I enter a Test Facility. Which way to go? Hmmm.I think I'll go over a dune"
With that he walked to his right and up the dune. He got to the crest of the dune and wasn't surprised to see nothing but dunes. He continued to walk down the dune and then up yet another.
"That's two."
Four hundred and thirty six dunes later Matt was ready to collapse.
"I'll never complain about Death Valley again."
He walked for another seven dunes before he sank to his knees and then collapsed face first to the scorching hot sand.
Matt awoke to find a huge face starring down at him. He slid away from the humongous face.
"Who the heck are you?"
"I am Xpanda the Hutt."
"You're a Hu.Hutt?"
"Of course what else would I be?"
"But Star Wars isn't real it's just something George Lucas made up."
"GEORGE LUCAS!!! You know of that slime bag!!"
"Well of course."
"He owes my family a heap of credits the size of any Imperial Cruiser."
"What? He's been here before?"
"Of course he was born on Coruscant. He was a very bargaining man, smart too he was able to evade Boba Fett on many occasions."
"This explains where he got those ideas."
"Enough talk about that Nerf herder, what is your name?"
"Matt Foster."
"That's a strange name."
"And Xpanda isn't?"
The Hutts eyes bulged.
"That name has been in my family for ten generations."
"Okay, Okay. Calm down."
"If you ever disgrace my name again I'll feed you to the Sarlacc pit."
"Sarlacc pit? Then that means that Jabba hasn't been killed."
"Of course he has, that Bantha fodder was killed near 20 years ago."
"But, I thought when Boba Fett shot his way out of it that it was killed."
"Mwhaha, a creature such as the Sarlacc Pit can't be killed that easy."
"It's safe to assume that I'm on Tatooine then."
"Your assumption is correct. We are in my palace."
"I thought Hutts weren't kind.wait a minute you want something from me."
"I see that you are well read on my race. Before I wanted credits but now I want to know the location of George Lucas."
"What are you crazy!! Never!!"
"Humph, then I have no choice but to feed you to my Sarlacc pit."
"Your Sarlacc pit?!"
"Of course it's is at the center of my palace."
"Your palace is on top of the Sarlacc pit!!"
"I don't see why you're so excited, because tomorrow you will be fed to the pit."
With that the Hutt oozed away, and Matt got the first look at the Hutt. He was a lot bigger than Jabba had been; hopefully he wasn't smarter than Jabba. Because if he was Matt didn't stand a chance of living.
Back on Earth, Phil sat just outside the garage watching the window that only hours ago Matt and him had climbed up to. He kept replaying the memory over and over again. He pictured the face that Matt had worn just before he had disappeared, it was a face that Phil would never forget. He would have many a sleepless nights because of it. In the background a phone rang, Phil got up and with one more glance at the window went in to answer the phone. He walked into the office and picked up the phone.
"Hello"
"Hi Honey, are you going to be home soon."
"I don't know."
"Phil there's nothing you can do, Matt is gone. Sitting and starring into space isn't going to make him come back."
"He's not dead Mira, He's still alive I can feel it."
"Then don't worry, he was a military man he can handle himself wherever he is."
"Your right I'll be home soon."
"Okay, see you in a bit."
"Bye."
Phil hung up the phone and walked back to where he had been watching the window. Mira was right no matter how long he starred at the window it wouldn't bring Matt back. He closed up shop and walked to his car. All the way home all he could think about was the horror that had been on Matt's face.
Well Ladies and Gentlemen that's all for now. Hope you enjoyed, don't forget to review and tell me what you think.
~Sven The Viking~
Star Wars Disappearance Chapter 2
Matt groaned as he came to. The first thing he noticed was the unbearable heat beating down on his back. The second was that he was sitting in the middle of a desert.
"I guess I'm not in Kansas anymore."
Matt got up and looked around, his survey of the area only confirmed what he had believed before. There was nothing around him but dunes, and the extremely warm air.
"That's the last time I enter a Test Facility. Which way to go? Hmmm.I think I'll go over a dune"
With that he walked to his right and up the dune. He got to the crest of the dune and wasn't surprised to see nothing but dunes. He continued to walk down the dune and then up yet another.
"That's two."
Four hundred and thirty six dunes later Matt was ready to collapse.
"I'll never complain about Death Valley again."
He walked for another seven dunes before he sank to his knees and then collapsed face first to the scorching hot sand.
Matt awoke to find a huge face starring down at him. He slid away from the humongous face.
"Who the heck are you?"
"I am Xpanda the Hutt."
"You're a Hu.Hutt?"
"Of course what else would I be?"
"But Star Wars isn't real it's just something George Lucas made up."
"GEORGE LUCAS!!! You know of that slime bag!!"
"Well of course."
"He owes my family a heap of credits the size of any Imperial Cruiser."
"What? He's been here before?"
"Of course he was born on Coruscant. He was a very bargaining man, smart too he was able to evade Boba Fett on many occasions."
"This explains where he got those ideas."
"Enough talk about that Nerf herder, what is your name?"
"Matt Foster."
"That's a strange name."
"And Xpanda isn't?"
The Hutts eyes bulged.
"That name has been in my family for ten generations."
"Okay, Okay. Calm down."
"If you ever disgrace my name again I'll feed you to the Sarlacc pit."
"Sarlacc pit? Then that means that Jabba hasn't been killed."
"Of course he has, that Bantha fodder was killed near 20 years ago."
"But, I thought when Boba Fett shot his way out of it that it was killed."
"Mwhaha, a creature such as the Sarlacc Pit can't be killed that easy."
"It's safe to assume that I'm on Tatooine then."
"Your assumption is correct. We are in my palace."
"I thought Hutts weren't kind.wait a minute you want something from me."
"I see that you are well read on my race. Before I wanted credits but now I want to know the location of George Lucas."
"What are you crazy!! Never!!"
"Humph, then I have no choice but to feed you to my Sarlacc pit."
"Your Sarlacc pit?!"
"Of course it's is at the center of my palace."
"Your palace is on top of the Sarlacc pit!!"
"I don't see why you're so excited, because tomorrow you will be fed to the pit."
With that the Hutt oozed away, and Matt got the first look at the Hutt. He was a lot bigger than Jabba had been; hopefully he wasn't smarter than Jabba. Because if he was Matt didn't stand a chance of living.
Back on Earth, Phil sat just outside the garage watching the window that only hours ago Matt and him had climbed up to. He kept replaying the memory over and over again. He pictured the face that Matt had worn just before he had disappeared, it was a face that Phil would never forget. He would have many a sleepless nights because of it. In the background a phone rang, Phil got up and with one more glance at the window went in to answer the phone. He walked into the office and picked up the phone.
"Hello"
"Hi Honey, are you going to be home soon."
"I don't know."
"Phil there's nothing you can do, Matt is gone. Sitting and starring into space isn't going to make him come back."
"He's not dead Mira, He's still alive I can feel it."
"Then don't worry, he was a military man he can handle himself wherever he is."
"Your right I'll be home soon."
"Okay, see you in a bit."
"Bye."
Phil hung up the phone and walked back to where he had been watching the window. Mira was right no matter how long he starred at the window it wouldn't bring Matt back. He closed up shop and walked to his car. All the way home all he could think about was the horror that had been on Matt's face.
Well Ladies and Gentlemen that's all for now. Hope you enjoyed, don't forget to review and tell me what you think.
~Sven The Viking~
