Harry Potter
Meets
The Fan Club Girls
Quake in fear! (Or repressed joy…) Colleen and I have been inspired yet again! For those of you unfamiliar with our shenanigans, Colleen and I are two teenage girls from Gloucester, MA, who go on all kinds of adventures, depending on what our Obsession of the Week is. The week we started this, it happened to be Harry Potter. Hogwarts will never be the same…Mwhahahaha!
(German Class, Gloucester High School)
Colleen: Ugh! I've got Gym next!
Amanda: I feel your pain. I've got history. *grimace*
Colleen: Don't you just hate GHS?
Amanda: Tell me about it! I wish we could go to a different school.
Colleen: *far away look* Yeah…Okay, have we done enough of the foreshadowing crap?
Amanda: Yeah, I'd say so. It's sooo tedious…
Colleen: Good!
(At this point, the entire class is shocked to see two owls flap through Frau Chane's open window.)
Class: *gasp!*
Amanda: Oh my God! Owls!
Colleen: And they have letters!
(The owls flap over and drop a letter on each girl's desk.)
Amanda: Colleen! Look who they're from!
Colleen: Hogwarts! This is unbelievable!
Amanda: …It is?
Colleen: Well…no. This is our fantasy world after all, but it seemed like a good thing to say.
Amanda: True. Hey, we need to be at King's Cross tomorrow!
Colleen: How are we supposed to get to London?
Amanda: I'll drive!
Colleen: Umm…England is across an ocean!
Amanda: Don't worry; I'm almost as good with a boat as I am with a car!
Colleen: Oh lord! It's a good thing I don't get sea sick…
(London, Later that Same Day)
Amanda: That was fun!
Colleen: Amanda! We ran over 42 seagulls and 27 lobster pots! Not to mention those poor swimmers and that whale…and that's before we were even out of Gloucester Harbor! My daddy's boat will never be the same…
Amanda: I still can't believe he let us borrow it.
Colleen: Well, technically, he doesn't know…but no worries; I left a note! I'm sure he'll understand.
Amanda: *grin* Riiiight.
(Colleen's House, Gloucester, MA)
John (Col's Dad): Oh dear…*groan*
Patti (Col's Mom): What is it?
John: Look at this note!
Note:
Dear Daddy,
Me and Amanda got letters of admittance to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry today! We borrowed the boat to get to London. Don't worry, Amanda can drive it. We'll send you a postcard when we get there! Love ya!
Your Loving Daughter,
Colleen
John: I found it on the table an hour ago.
Patti: Oh dear Lord…
John: I'll call Carol and Ken. (Amanda's parents.)
Patti: Just when we thought they'd finally recovered from the Disney Vacation…
John: Hey, I wonder if Mickey Mouse out of the hospital yet…I never thought you could get a concussion from head-poking. Hmm…
(London)
Amanda: Oh good! I left my parents a note, too!
Colleen: All right, then! I'd say we're covered.
Amanda: Now to Diagon Alley!
Colleen: Wait a minute! We haven't got any money!
Amanda: Oh yeah…I guess we're just going to have to rob someone and change the money at Gringotts.
Colleen: Okey Dokey! Hey, I know! We're in London, right?
Amanda: Yes…
Colleen: Isn't that where those crown jewel thingies are kept?
Amanda: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TBC
