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You are What You Eat
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Ron Weasley was sitting at the kitchen table, eating a few donuts that his mum & sister made.
"Mmm…"said Ron, taking a bite out of a chocolate covered donut.
"Hello Ronniekins!"
"Oh, hey Fred."
"Hey! Why don't you say hi to me, your favorite brother?" exclaimed George from the doorway.
"Ya, ya, whatever."
"Where did you get those donuts, dear brother?"
"Mum gave them to me, why?
"You mean you didn't get the ones on the counter?"
"No…"
"Aww man!" whined the twins simultaneously.
"What?" said Ron.
Fred and George just ignored him.
"If Ron didn't take the donuts off the counter, who did?
"I don't know," replied Fred.
"Bugger. Now we won't know if it worked or not!"
"What worked or not?!" asked Ron, getting very annoyed.
"Well we could just owl Harry and ask him if it worked," said George, still ignoring Ron.
"Oh yeah!"
Then they ran upstairs to invent more inventions in their room.
"….ok…" said Ron as he shoved another donut into his mouth.
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When Harry got back to his room he remembered that he still had one more letter to open. He walked over to his bedside table where six boxes of donuts and the unopened letter sat; he picked it up. It read:
Dear Harry,
How are you? Thanks again for the galleons, we've made a ton of new things to prank the Slytherins with. We sent you one of our inventions to test on Dudley. Make sure he eats the donuts, and remember: You are what you eat!
Oodles of toodles!
Fred and George.
"You are what you eat?" said Harry.
Then, as if it were magic, Dudley stormed into his room and looked around.
"Where'd you get these donuts?"
"My friends sent them to me."
"Liar. Who would want to be friends with you? I'm the only one here who deserves donuts." Then Dudley grabbed a box of donuts, coincidentally, it was the one Fred and George sent.
He picked up a cinnamon donut and gobbled it up.
Suddenly, if it were possible, Dudley began to become more round than he already was. Afterwards, a hole started to appear in the middle of what was Dudley's stomach. It grew and grew until it was about a foot in diameter. Then he started to turn a light shade of brown.
"W-What did you do to me?!" Dudley was practically crying in hysterics.
"Y-You contaminated these donuts!"
Now tiny dots started to appear on Dudley's "skin". Harry reached over to see what they were. Then he tasted them.
"Mmm…cinnamon."
"MUM!!!" yelled Dudley.
More cinnamon.
"MUM!!!"
More roundness.
"MUM!!!"
By the time Petunia reached Harry's room, Dudley looked like a humongous donut with stubby arms, legs, and a head. She took one look at her son, and fainted.
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Twenty minutes later, Vernon Dursley came home from the grocery store.
"Petunia! Dudders!" No answer.
He went into the kitchen, expecting to see his one and only son eating, but to his astonishment, it was empty. So he checked the family room. Empty. Next, he went to Dudley's room. Still, empty.
Soon the only place in the house he hadn't checked was Harry's room.
"BOY!!!" yelled Vernon, slamming the door open.
What Vernon saw when he entered that room was unbelievable. If someone told him what had happened to his family just then, he wouldn't believe one word of it, if it wasn't for the fact that he was staring right at them. Actually, he would probably slap them silly and then send them to an insane asylum. But there they were. His dear wife was lying unconscious on the floor, his son looked like an enormous donut rolling around the floor, and his nephew, who he despised, was… laughing.
"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO TO MY FAMILY?!?!?"
"N-Nothing," responded Harry, still laughing uncontrollably.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"
"YES!!! I mean, yes sir."
Harry quickly grabbed his school things, a few clothes, Hedwig, and of
course the six boxes of donuts. Then he headed out of the Dursley's house, hopefully for the last time.
A/N: I hope that was better than the last chapter. And can someone please tell me how to use HTML?
This is the part where I get to thank my reviewers!
Wiredsisters- MY FIRST REVIEWER!!! Glad you like my story. Some ppl ::cough cough morgan cough cough:: said it sucked. Thanks so much for reviewing! ^_^
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