(Outside the royal palace)

Colleen: Whee! That was fun!

Amanda: I know! Poking those guys with the funny furry hats was almost as much fun as poking Mickey.

Colleen: *sigh* Mickey...Disney...Tooooommm *drools, stares dreamily into space*

Amanda: Yeah...but wait! We get to be wizards now! We can just...Summon him here!

Colleen: Whoo! Hey, they don't teach....German at Hogwarts, do they?

Amanda: Nope! We might be able to take Trollish or something though...

Colleen: Cool! And then we can participate in the LotR ripoffs! It'll be great...*twitch*

Amanda: Erm, yeah...Hey look, the Leaky Cauldron! Let's go, we need to buy our supplies.

***

(Small Cafe, Gloucester MA)

Ken(Amanda's dad): Yep, she left us a note too...

Patti: And I've called over to England, and when I asked about a "Hogwarts" school they just laughed at me.

Carol(Amanda's mom): I think it has to do with some book Amanda was reading...witchcraft & wizardry? I'm afraid our girls have just...erm...

John: Lost it?

Carol: Well....

Patti: Actually, I think I remember what you're talking about....Hang on, I'll call Jeremiah and see if he knows.

John: Hey, does this place make...pizza?

(Colleen's house)

Phone: *RING!*

Jeremiah(Colleen's brother): Hang on, geez! Hello? Yeah, it's from Harry Potter, why? She what? How? Wherewhenwhy??? *growls* Yeah, bye.

Jeremiah: AAAAAAAHHHHHGGGG!!!! Colleen went to Hogwarts??? NOT FAIR! I've been reading the books longer than her! I've seen the movies more times then her! I own the books, she just reads mine! I'm way more obsessed than her! ARRRG! I hate her! No way. No way, she gets to go and I don't. Good thing I memorized Dad's credit card number, and mom's ATM pin....Hehehe

***

(Back room of the Leaky Cauldron)

Colleen: Wonder why they gave me such strange looks when I ordered Mountain Dew?

Amanda: I think the strange looks were because you jumped on that guy you thought was Lupin.

Colleen: Oh yeah...well, hey, it was dark!

Amanda: Hey man, I'm not looking at you funny!

Colleen: Yes you are...why are you looking at me like you're scared of me?

Amanda: Because you're a homicidal killer who feels no remorse...ever?

Colleen: Well, I guess....Now what bricks did we press to get to Diagon alley? This this and this?

Amanda: No, actually, I think it was that one, this one, and the other one....

Colleen: No, maybe this, that, and...

Amanda: New plan. Step back. (pulls out grenade) On three then. One, Two,

Grenade: *BOOM!*

Colleen: Have I ever told you, I like the way you think?

Amanda: Numerous times my friend, numerous times.

Both: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Colleen: ha.

Amanda: You always have to get the last "ha" don't you?

***

(Diagon Alley)

Harry: Gee, I'm so glad to get away from those evil Dursleys...

*BOOM*

Ron: Wow! Did you hear that explosion? I'll bet it's dark wizards! C'mon, let's go check it out!

Harry: Yeah, they're probably here to kill me...again...let's run off and find them.

Hermione: Lookout Harry! I think they must be some kind of ghoul!

(Amanda and Colleen come stagering toward them covered in dust and bits of brick)

Colleen: Ow, my ears!

Amanda: My skull! Who knew brick flew so far....

Colleen: I hope those people in the Leaky Cauldron are hurt and bleeding...

Amanda: Col? *gestures to Harry, Ron and Hermione*

Colleen: I mean not hurt and bleeding. Yeah, thats it...

Amanda: *looks at H,R&H* Heeeeey, you're

Harry: *sigh* Harry Potter...

Col & Ama: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Colleen: Ha.

Amanda: *sigh*