(Outside the royal palace)
Colleen: Whee! That was fun!
Amanda: I know! Poking those guys with the funny furry hats was almost as much fun as poking Mickey.
Colleen: *sigh* Mickey...Disney...Tooooommm *drools, stares dreamily into space*
Amanda: Yeah...but wait! We get to be wizards now! We can just...Summon him here!
Colleen: Whoo! Hey, they don't teach....German at Hogwarts, do they?
Amanda: Nope! We might be able to take Trollish or something though...
Colleen: Cool! And then we can participate in the LotR ripoffs! It'll be great...*twitch*
Amanda: Erm, yeah...Hey look, the Leaky Cauldron! Let's go, we need to buy our supplies.
***
(Small Cafe, Gloucester MA)
Ken(Amanda's dad): Yep, she left us a note too...
Patti: And I've called over to England, and when I asked about a "Hogwarts" school they just laughed at me.
Carol(Amanda's mom): I think it has to do with some book Amanda was reading...witchcraft & wizardry? I'm afraid our girls have just...erm...
John: Lost it?
Carol: Well....
Patti: Actually, I think I remember what you're talking about....Hang on, I'll call Jeremiah and see if he knows.
John: Hey, does this place make...pizza?
(Colleen's house)
Phone: *RING!*
Jeremiah(Colleen's brother): Hang on, geez! Hello? Yeah, it's from Harry Potter, why? She what? How? Wherewhenwhy??? *growls* Yeah, bye.
Jeremiah: AAAAAAAHHHHHGGGG!!!! Colleen went to Hogwarts??? NOT FAIR! I've been reading the books longer than her! I've seen the movies more times then her! I own the books, she just reads mine! I'm way more obsessed than her! ARRRG! I hate her! No way. No way, she gets to go and I don't. Good thing I memorized Dad's credit card number, and mom's ATM pin....Hehehe
***
(Back room of the Leaky Cauldron)
Colleen: Wonder why they gave me such strange looks when I ordered Mountain Dew?
Amanda: I think the strange looks were because you jumped on that guy you thought was Lupin.
Colleen: Oh yeah...well, hey, it was dark!
Amanda: Hey man, I'm not looking at you funny!
Colleen: Yes you are...why are you looking at me like you're scared of me?
Amanda: Because you're a homicidal killer who feels no remorse...ever?
Colleen: Well, I guess....Now what bricks did we press to get to Diagon alley? This this and this?
Amanda: No, actually, I think it was that one, this one, and the other one....
Colleen: No, maybe this, that, and...
Amanda: New plan. Step back. (pulls out grenade) On three then. One, Two,
Grenade: *BOOM!*
Colleen: Have I ever told you, I like the way you think?
Amanda: Numerous times my friend, numerous times.
Both: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Colleen: ha.
Amanda: You always have to get the last "ha" don't you?
***
(Diagon Alley)
Harry: Gee, I'm so glad to get away from those evil Dursleys...
*BOOM*
Ron: Wow! Did you hear that explosion? I'll bet it's dark wizards! C'mon, let's go check it out!
Harry: Yeah, they're probably here to kill me...again...let's run off and find them.
Hermione: Lookout Harry! I think they must be some kind of ghoul!
(Amanda and Colleen come stagering toward them covered in dust and bits of brick)
Colleen: Ow, my ears!
Amanda: My skull! Who knew brick flew so far....
Colleen: I hope those people in the Leaky Cauldron are hurt and bleeding...
Amanda: Col? *gestures to Harry, Ron and Hermione*
Colleen: I mean not hurt and bleeding. Yeah, thats it...
Amanda: *looks at H,R&H* Heeeeey, you're
Harry: *sigh* Harry Potter...
Col & Ama: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Colleen: Ha.
Amanda: *sigh*
