(Diagon Alley)
Hermione: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your names. You are….?
Colleen: Oops. I'm Colleen, and this is Amanda, my partner in crime—
Amanda: ~elbow~
Colleen: Figuratively speaking, of course.
Hermione: ~looks suspicious~ Ah. And you're witches?
Colleen: Well, obviously!
Amanda: And they consider you the clever one? Tsk, tsk….
Ron: ~snickers~ They seem to know you all right, Hermione!
Hermione: ~glare~
Harry: Well, we've got to meet up with Mrs. Weasley and finish our shopping….and check out that commotion at the Leaky Cauldron. We'll probably see you at school. Bye now!
Ron: See you later!
Hermione: ~suspicious glare~
All three: ~scurry away~
Amanda: Hmm….did you notice that Hermione seems a tad bit….suspicious of us, Col?
Colleen: Indeed. I think we may have to do something about her….she can't be allowed to interfere with our plan!
Amanda: We have a plan?
Colleen: Well, no….just force of habit. We usually have evil plans, like kidnapping.
Amanda: True enough. But kidnapping Harry Potter with Dumbledore around could lead to expulsion….not to mention be quite painful….
Colleen: True, true. We'll have to wait until we graduate to try that.
Amanda: Mwhahahaha!
Colleen: ha.
Amanda: ~glare~ ha.
Colleen: ~silence~
Amanda: Hurrah! I got the last "ha", I got the last "ha"….Woo-hoo!
(A Small Café in Gloucester, MA)
John: Jeremiah says that Hogwarts is from those Harry Potter books.
Ken: Amanda and I watched those movies! That school is in….England?
Patti: ~sigh~ Well, looks like we're going to have to go on another trip….
Carol: I'll call the airline. I think the tickets will be free this time, since we've racked up so many sky miles chasing after the girls.
Ken: Hmm….that means we'll have more money to spend on….
John & Ken: PIZZA!!!!!
Patti & Carol: ~sigh~
(A Small Private Airplace, About to Land in England)
Jeremiah: Perfect! I'll make it to Hogwarts just in time for the Sorting Ceremony. I can't wait to see the looks on Colleen and Amanda's faces when they see me there! I wonder if Colleen will try to kill me….Naw, she won't want to get expelled before she can actually learn anything. This is going to be so much fun! ~pauses~ Well, until Mom and Dad find out, anyway.
(Diagon Alley)
Colleen: HA!!!!
Amanda: Dammit! Shoulda known….
