~Always see it on t.v.
Or read it in the magazines
Celebrities who want sympathy~
The champ family, mostly Mary Champ is seen on the news and in magazines wanting sympathy about how hard it is being beautiful, rich and famous, such as herself. (in her opinion)
~All they do is piss and moan
Inside the rolling stone
Talkin'about how hard life can be~
Mary explains that being a daughter of such a famous person is a hard name to live up to, and her brother also has a hard time too.
~I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive~
[Imagining..] Mary arrives in a poor, criminal town, wearing one of her most expensive gowns she owns, carrying around her small umbrella. All the poor people stare at her for a moment, she swallows nervously, "nice.. being here?" She is then barn barded for all she owns, including her gown leaving her in her under garments and she gets embarrassed.
~If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall... (fall)~
[Imagining..] Mary is then walking in a hard working employee's shoes, working non-stop (something she never does), she finally stumbles, trips in them, and falls.
~Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...~
Mary is then seen over the news and magazines at least every week non-stop, still complaining, pissing, and groaning about being rich and famous.
~If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them~
A band of bandits are fed up with the Champ family complaining, so they go to their (very expensive) mansion and steal most of their stuff (except the ugly pictures of the Champ family)
~Well did you know when you were famous you could kill your wife
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you've got the cash, to pay for Cochran~
Leena imagines marrying Harry, if he ever asked her and she said yes (which would never ever happen) and imagines that he could kill her and just pay off the jury which he could then get off killing her. She shivers at the thought.
~And did you know if you were caught and you were smokin' crack
McDonalds wouldn't even wanna take you back
You could always just run for mayor of D.C.~
[Imagining] Someone walks in the door to the Mayor's office. Someone in the chair has the back to them, when turning around, it's Harry!
~I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive~
Harry skips along the sidewalk in a bad neighborhood, when someone puts his arm out and Harry (not paying attention) runs into it, rubbing his head. Harry then looks up at the man, and the people behind him. A biker dude, tattoos, leather jacket, like the other men. Harry swallows nervously, and then gets the beaten of his life.
~If they could spend a day or two
Walking in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
they would fall~
Harry is working at a restaurant getting paid less then the work he has to do is worth, in the shoes of a hard working father trying to have money to afford a pretty good house for his wife. Harry finally trips over them, and falls.
~Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
They've got so many problems
Think I could solve them~
Bit decides to do something about their complaning...
~Lifestyles of the rich and famous
We'll take your clothes, cash, cars and homes just stop complainin'~
After Bit takes their (clothes, cash, cars, and homes) stuff, and when they find out they (Mary, Harry) start crying.
~Lifestyles of the rich and famous...~
End!
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I would like to thank the following people who convinced me to do another songfic:
Katsuki Michiru Wheeler and Kerena Haruka Wheeler: Thank you very much! I hope I make stories you like in the future!
HealerAriel: Yeah! Good Charlotte rules!
RaiKinoshin: Thank you!
Paladin Dragoon: Your right, Harry is an idiot! This 2nd chapter was made for you!
ShadowSpinner: Why not be mean to Harry? Yeah a fic with Harry-bashing automatically gets boosted ratings from me!
Or read it in the magazines
Celebrities who want sympathy~
The champ family, mostly Mary Champ is seen on the news and in magazines wanting sympathy about how hard it is being beautiful, rich and famous, such as herself. (in her opinion)
~All they do is piss and moan
Inside the rolling stone
Talkin'about how hard life can be~
Mary explains that being a daughter of such a famous person is a hard name to live up to, and her brother also has a hard time too.
~I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive~
[Imagining..] Mary arrives in a poor, criminal town, wearing one of her most expensive gowns she owns, carrying around her small umbrella. All the poor people stare at her for a moment, she swallows nervously, "nice.. being here?" She is then barn barded for all she owns, including her gown leaving her in her under garments and she gets embarrassed.
~If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall... (fall)~
[Imagining..] Mary is then walking in a hard working employee's shoes, working non-stop (something she never does), she finally stumbles, trips in them, and falls.
~Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...~
Mary is then seen over the news and magazines at least every week non-stop, still complaining, pissing, and groaning about being rich and famous.
~If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them~
A band of bandits are fed up with the Champ family complaining, so they go to their (very expensive) mansion and steal most of their stuff (except the ugly pictures of the Champ family)
~Well did you know when you were famous you could kill your wife
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you've got the cash, to pay for Cochran~
Leena imagines marrying Harry, if he ever asked her and she said yes (which would never ever happen) and imagines that he could kill her and just pay off the jury which he could then get off killing her. She shivers at the thought.
~And did you know if you were caught and you were smokin' crack
McDonalds wouldn't even wanna take you back
You could always just run for mayor of D.C.~
[Imagining] Someone walks in the door to the Mayor's office. Someone in the chair has the back to them, when turning around, it's Harry!
~I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive~
Harry skips along the sidewalk in a bad neighborhood, when someone puts his arm out and Harry (not paying attention) runs into it, rubbing his head. Harry then looks up at the man, and the people behind him. A biker dude, tattoos, leather jacket, like the other men. Harry swallows nervously, and then gets the beaten of his life.
~If they could spend a day or two
Walking in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
they would fall~
Harry is working at a restaurant getting paid less then the work he has to do is worth, in the shoes of a hard working father trying to have money to afford a pretty good house for his wife. Harry finally trips over them, and falls.
~Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
They've got so many problems
Think I could solve them~
Bit decides to do something about their complaning...
~Lifestyles of the rich and famous
We'll take your clothes, cash, cars and homes just stop complainin'~
After Bit takes their (clothes, cash, cars, and homes) stuff, and when they find out they (Mary, Harry) start crying.
~Lifestyles of the rich and famous...~
End!
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I would like to thank the following people who convinced me to do another songfic:
Katsuki Michiru Wheeler and Kerena Haruka Wheeler: Thank you very much! I hope I make stories you like in the future!
HealerAriel: Yeah! Good Charlotte rules!
RaiKinoshin: Thank you!
Paladin Dragoon: Your right, Harry is an idiot! This 2nd chapter was made for you!
ShadowSpinner: Why not be mean to Harry? Yeah a fic with Harry-bashing automatically gets boosted ratings from me!
