(Poorly lit alley-way)

Spiderman: BIFF! BOFF! BAM!

Colleen: I think we're channeling an old Batman episode...

Amanda: No kidding.

Spiderman: *ties up felons w/ web* Well, that was fun! Hmm...I think I can only carry one of you to safety at a time...

Colleen: That's easy, I'll go first!

Amanda: 'Scuse me?

Colleen: Ok, fine, rock paper scissors?

Amanda: All right, ONE, TWO, THREE!

Colleen: *displays clenched fist* Rock!

Amanda: *shows two fists together* Ha! I win!

Colleen: I'm sorry, what on earth is that supposed to be?

Amanda: Land mine, obviously!

Colleen: No fair! That doesn't count! I win by default because you cheated!

Amanda: No!

Both: *turn to Spiderman* Well?

Spiderman: Errm...um...*looks back and forth*

Amanda: Oh never mind, just go! But you owe me!

Colleen: *grins* I love you man....well, not really. I mean, you're cool and everything, but...ok, I'm just gonna try and look manly now. Wait! No! Umm...

Spiderman: *swoops Col up*

Colleen: Oh dear... *they swing away*

Amanda: Great, left in this poorly lit alleyway all by myself...I know! I'll beat up the muggers some more and make myself feel better!

Mysterious Figure: Actually my dear, I think you'll be coming with me!

Amanda: Yeah ri...*turns and sees who it is* Oh God! Help! Spiderman! Colleen! Help!

****

(Airplane)

Carol: There he is!

Patti: Hey! Wait! *grabs Steward as he passes by* It is you! What are you doing as a steward, Mr. Heston?

Charleston Heston: Errrrm...Well...I needed a job...

Carol: No one has offered you any acting roles?

Heston: No! That's not the problem! I've been offered dozens! But...but...it tends to be common knowledge where movies are shooting, and I've got to lay low for a while...well, you know...I don't want them finding me...

Patti: Then I'd get off the plane if I were you.

Heston: What?!?! *looks around wildly*

Carol: Well, the girls have gone to New York to stalk Spiderman, and we're chasing after them...as usual...

Heston: Eek! I'd better go tell Anthony!

Carol & Patti: Uh-oh...

***

Spiderman: Ummm...could you, um, move your hand?

Colleen: Whatever do you mean? I'm merely holding on for dear life!

Spiderman: But could you not...

Colleen: Grab your bum? *deep sigh* Fine, fine...

Spiderman: Thanks *they drop, and swing to the next building*

Colleen: WHEEEE!!!

Spiderman: Oy.

***

(Library, The Political History of Cheese Section)

Mary Jane: Umm....help? Hey, someone! It's like, really bright in here! And it smells kinda musty...hello? Hello? Anyone? Listen, there's something really wrong here! The villains just....left me. I mean, they should be here revealing evil plans...or they should have at least left me in a life-threatening situation, so Spiderman could burst in and save me at the last minute! Hello?

Crickets: *Chirp!*

Mary Jane: This is so not fair! I'm not even scared! I'm just....bored! Heeeeeeeellllllpppp!!!!!