A/N: Thanks for the reviews! Yet again I don't own the characters, darn....
Rory looked up from her book and saw Luke and Jess sleeping. Jess more peacefully though, Luke was snoring so loudly she couldn't believe it didn't wake the rest of the plane. Then she saw her mom walking down the aisle with six bags of peanuts.
''Mom, you know there is only four of us right?"
"Yes but the extra bags are to throw at the mean flight attendants."
"Uh oh, what did you do?"
"Well, when I decided to go to the bathroom but got detoured by the first- class section. Then i said to myself 'Lorelai there is empty seats up there why don't you try to be a bad teenager again and hop a couple of seats till you get there.' "
"It was just a thought right?"
"No, the stupid people caught me after the second row of chairs. And made me come back."
"Then how did you get the peanuts?"
"I threatened to jump the seats again unless they gave me some. Then they just handed me a tray and I got to pull off all the peanuts I wanted." Lorelai said with a grin.
"And during any of this choas did you get around to go the bathroom."
"You know I didn't and the whole reason I got up in the first place was to pee."
"Well I have to go now so I will escort you."
"Okie dokie daughter. But can I bring the bag of peanuts?"
"Why?"
"To throw at the flight attendants."
"I don't care, I will just say I'm not with you."
"Your so mean to your old lady."
"No your not old your just crazy."
While Rory was going down the aisle to the bathrooms Lorelai saw one of the flight attendants that stopped her. She dug into her pockect and pulled out a handful of peanuts. Then carefully aimed and then "Bullseye! Got him right on the head." The confused man looked up and saw Lorelai there grinning to herself. Just then Rory came down the aisle.
"Come on, I found coffee but you have to sneak into first class again."
Lorelai giggled.
"What did you do?"
"I hit the man on the head!"
"I swear I can't leave you alone for 5 minutes."
"Well you did when you went to Washington and I didn't get in any trouble did I?"
"No unless you count harassing Luke and Jess, kidnapping Bert and then holding him hostage, running around the town square with cowboy hat on saying 'Giddy up horesy!' , and leaving Big Al hatemail about his danishes and God knows what happened at the Grandpa and Grandma dinners."
Lorelai thought for a moment then said. "Okay I did get in just a tiny bit of trouble." Then smiled "But you forgot to mention the fact that I tried to cook and started an oven fire then had to find the fire extinguisher."
Rory sighed and said "Well they won't give you coffee after what you've done and they won't give me coffee because I am related to you and I think they figured it out."
"Hey."
"Let's make Luke or Jess get it."
They walked back to there seats and found them just as they left them. With two sleeping guys.
"Which one Rory?"
"Umm, Luke sounds like he's very very asleep and he doesn't like us drinking coffee remember?"
"Ok, you wake Jess up."
"No you wake Jess up."
"I don't want to wake him up you do it."
"Why do I have to do it."
"Because if he wakes up unhappy I don't want to die."
"Thanks mom."
"It doesn't matter I'm up now."
The girls turned to see a grumpy Jess rubbing his eyes.
"Do you two realize how loud you babble?"
Rory said "Nah, we usually get stuck in our own little world."
"Ok what is this 'You wake him up, no you wake him up' for?"
"We need you to do a favor for us Jess." Lorelai said with puppy dog eyes.
"Ughh what is it?"
"Will you get us coffee?"
"You woke me up to get you coffee?!"
"Yes..."
"And you both are perfectly capable of getting coffee yourself why couldnt you do it?"
"Actually we can't because mom is the problem child on the plane and I am related to her so we don't think they will give either of us coffee."
Jess looked at his watch and said "The plane lands in 15 minutes. Can't you wait till we get off?"
"No no no no no no no, need coffee now." Lorelai repeated herself until Jess gave in.
"Fine I will get you your coffee."
"Yay!" squealed Rory and Lorelai simultaniously.
Jess got out of his seat and went to get the coffee.
5 minutes later he came back with 2 cups of heaven. Rory and Lorelai squealed and gulped in down in 2 minutes flat.
Jess said "We still have about 10 minutes left before we land. God knows how you will fill your time."
Rory dug into her pocket and realized she still had half her bag of peanuts. "Mom, do you want my peanuts? They're not all they are cracked up to be."
"Haha, sure I'll take them."
Lorelai had a plan, the flight attendants had banned throwing peanuts at them but they never said they couldn't do other things with them.
Lorelai said "I want to stick one up Luke's nose, or in his ear."
Jess and Rory just looked at each other and shrugged, neither of them had ever seen someone with a peanut up their nose.
"Sure Lorelai, why not, but you have to do it, I don't want to be the person Luke goes pyscho on when he wakes up."
"He won't go pyscho if he finds out it was me."
Rory rolled her eyes and said "Test your theory then."
Lorelai wrinkled her nose and said "You sound like Paris, too much time with her." then giggled
Lorelai was about to stick one up Luke's nose with Rory and Jess laughing insanely behind her. When the intercom came on extremly loud and said "We will be landing in 5 minutes, please fasten your seatbelts." Just as the annoucement started Luke woke up and saw Lorelai coming at him with a peanut.
"What the hell is going on here?" Luke said just slightly confused.
"Oh mom just thought you would like a peanut."
The three exchanged the "What he doesn't know is better for him" look.
They fastened their seatbelts and prepared for landing.
A/N: More notes....In one of my reviews someone pointed out that I spelled Hawaii wrong, I thought it looked weird but I dont have a spell check or the patience to find it on the internet, so I am sorry about the mis- spelling and also about the first chapter, it was my first ever chapter and it didn't look like that when it started, but I have now figured out how to make it look better :)
Rory looked up from her book and saw Luke and Jess sleeping. Jess more peacefully though, Luke was snoring so loudly she couldn't believe it didn't wake the rest of the plane. Then she saw her mom walking down the aisle with six bags of peanuts.
''Mom, you know there is only four of us right?"
"Yes but the extra bags are to throw at the mean flight attendants."
"Uh oh, what did you do?"
"Well, when I decided to go to the bathroom but got detoured by the first- class section. Then i said to myself 'Lorelai there is empty seats up there why don't you try to be a bad teenager again and hop a couple of seats till you get there.' "
"It was just a thought right?"
"No, the stupid people caught me after the second row of chairs. And made me come back."
"Then how did you get the peanuts?"
"I threatened to jump the seats again unless they gave me some. Then they just handed me a tray and I got to pull off all the peanuts I wanted." Lorelai said with a grin.
"And during any of this choas did you get around to go the bathroom."
"You know I didn't and the whole reason I got up in the first place was to pee."
"Well I have to go now so I will escort you."
"Okie dokie daughter. But can I bring the bag of peanuts?"
"Why?"
"To throw at the flight attendants."
"I don't care, I will just say I'm not with you."
"Your so mean to your old lady."
"No your not old your just crazy."
While Rory was going down the aisle to the bathrooms Lorelai saw one of the flight attendants that stopped her. She dug into her pockect and pulled out a handful of peanuts. Then carefully aimed and then "Bullseye! Got him right on the head." The confused man looked up and saw Lorelai there grinning to herself. Just then Rory came down the aisle.
"Come on, I found coffee but you have to sneak into first class again."
Lorelai giggled.
"What did you do?"
"I hit the man on the head!"
"I swear I can't leave you alone for 5 minutes."
"Well you did when you went to Washington and I didn't get in any trouble did I?"
"No unless you count harassing Luke and Jess, kidnapping Bert and then holding him hostage, running around the town square with cowboy hat on saying 'Giddy up horesy!' , and leaving Big Al hatemail about his danishes and God knows what happened at the Grandpa and Grandma dinners."
Lorelai thought for a moment then said. "Okay I did get in just a tiny bit of trouble." Then smiled "But you forgot to mention the fact that I tried to cook and started an oven fire then had to find the fire extinguisher."
Rory sighed and said "Well they won't give you coffee after what you've done and they won't give me coffee because I am related to you and I think they figured it out."
"Hey."
"Let's make Luke or Jess get it."
They walked back to there seats and found them just as they left them. With two sleeping guys.
"Which one Rory?"
"Umm, Luke sounds like he's very very asleep and he doesn't like us drinking coffee remember?"
"Ok, you wake Jess up."
"No you wake Jess up."
"I don't want to wake him up you do it."
"Why do I have to do it."
"Because if he wakes up unhappy I don't want to die."
"Thanks mom."
"It doesn't matter I'm up now."
The girls turned to see a grumpy Jess rubbing his eyes.
"Do you two realize how loud you babble?"
Rory said "Nah, we usually get stuck in our own little world."
"Ok what is this 'You wake him up, no you wake him up' for?"
"We need you to do a favor for us Jess." Lorelai said with puppy dog eyes.
"Ughh what is it?"
"Will you get us coffee?"
"You woke me up to get you coffee?!"
"Yes..."
"And you both are perfectly capable of getting coffee yourself why couldnt you do it?"
"Actually we can't because mom is the problem child on the plane and I am related to her so we don't think they will give either of us coffee."
Jess looked at his watch and said "The plane lands in 15 minutes. Can't you wait till we get off?"
"No no no no no no no, need coffee now." Lorelai repeated herself until Jess gave in.
"Fine I will get you your coffee."
"Yay!" squealed Rory and Lorelai simultaniously.
Jess got out of his seat and went to get the coffee.
5 minutes later he came back with 2 cups of heaven. Rory and Lorelai squealed and gulped in down in 2 minutes flat.
Jess said "We still have about 10 minutes left before we land. God knows how you will fill your time."
Rory dug into her pocket and realized she still had half her bag of peanuts. "Mom, do you want my peanuts? They're not all they are cracked up to be."
"Haha, sure I'll take them."
Lorelai had a plan, the flight attendants had banned throwing peanuts at them but they never said they couldn't do other things with them.
Lorelai said "I want to stick one up Luke's nose, or in his ear."
Jess and Rory just looked at each other and shrugged, neither of them had ever seen someone with a peanut up their nose.
"Sure Lorelai, why not, but you have to do it, I don't want to be the person Luke goes pyscho on when he wakes up."
"He won't go pyscho if he finds out it was me."
Rory rolled her eyes and said "Test your theory then."
Lorelai wrinkled her nose and said "You sound like Paris, too much time with her." then giggled
Lorelai was about to stick one up Luke's nose with Rory and Jess laughing insanely behind her. When the intercom came on extremly loud and said "We will be landing in 5 minutes, please fasten your seatbelts." Just as the annoucement started Luke woke up and saw Lorelai coming at him with a peanut.
"What the hell is going on here?" Luke said just slightly confused.
"Oh mom just thought you would like a peanut."
The three exchanged the "What he doesn't know is better for him" look.
They fastened their seatbelts and prepared for landing.
A/N: More notes....In one of my reviews someone pointed out that I spelled Hawaii wrong, I thought it looked weird but I dont have a spell check or the patience to find it on the internet, so I am sorry about the mis- spelling and also about the first chapter, it was my first ever chapter and it didn't look like that when it started, but I have now figured out how to make it look better :)
