A/N School has just started, I will update as fast as my little fingers can type :)





"Thank you for cooperating with us and you may now unbuckle your seatbelts and leave the plane."

Lorelai was seating in her seat imitating the intercom person in a high sqeaky voice. "Thank you for riding the plane of boredom and meanies."

"Good god, help me." Luke said.

Jess said "At least you didn't have to pack with the maniacs."

"Got a point there."

Rory then hastily said "Hey there buddy, we didn't make you pack with us if I remember correctly 'Your services were needed.' " Then she stuck out her tounge.

Jess rolled his eyes and said "Well if I didn't help you pack do you too really think you would be here?"

"Oh course we would."

"Yeah with snow boots and parkas.."

Lorelai and Rory giggled.

Luke stood up and said "Well lets get off this thing and to a place with food."

Rory asked her mom "Do you think there will be a Luke's?"

"Haha maybe, lets ask. Lukey will you open a shop here just for us?"

"No, remember this is a vacation time, maybe if I deprive you of coffee you will have to drink something healthy for once."

"But what if I ask with puppy dog eyes?"

"Still no."

"Okay but wouldn't it be nifty to have a little hut on the beach that had little coconuts and everything?"

"And yet again no."

"Fine have it your way.."

They walked through the metal detectors again...with the same amount of difficulty. They grabbed their luggage and went to rent a car.

"Excuse me ma'am, we need to rent a car for a week." Luke said. He couldn't trust Lorelai with this job.

"Sure we have a nice one right outside." And handed him the keys. Lorelai jumped out of nowhere and grabbed the keys.

"Weehee I get to drive and I think I shall name the keys...Rory your turn to think of a name."

"Okay but I call shotgun!"

"Well I call shotgun next time" Jess said, to be annoying and play the stupid little game.

"Well I get it the time after that." Rory said.

"Ok then me again."

"Then me."

They looked at each other, thinking their plan was pretty smart then it was Luke and Lorelai's turn.

Luke said "Okay I get to drive next time."

Then Lorelai said "Okay then me." with a grin.

Then a light bulb hit Luke "Well I get to drive everytime after that!"

"You can't do that!"

"Can too and I will."

Lorelai was pouty for about 5 seconds until she realized a name for the keys. "Rory I am taking your key naming job, it is now officially Lee, Lee the Key. Get it?"

"Ohh fun, now give me Lee the Key."

"No Luke...I get to drive twice then it's Luke for eternity..."

Lorelai pondered something for a while then said "Hey no fair.''

"What?"

"We didn't get those fun little flower necklaces when we got off."

"Oh too bad." Jess said sarcastically.

~*~*~*~ At the hotel ~*~*~*~

The four came into their hotel room and Rory instantly noticed the door that led to another room. "This looks spiffy, they gave us a linked hotel room."

"Okay who gets what side." Lorelai asked.

"Well ladies first, that means we get what room we want!"

"Okay Rory then you check out this room and I'll look at the other one, then we have a conference to decide which one we get."

They both raced of in opposite directions. Luke and Jess sat down on a bed.

In a matter of seconds the two girls meet in the doorway.

"Okay you first Rory."

"Well this room has a small closet but two big dressers and a full tub."

Lorelai thought, "Sounds good, my turn. Well this room has a stand up shower, a huge counter though and very very big closet."

"Well I don't think we are going to be taking baths, so we should take your room."

They scampered off and left the boys to unpack.

"Luke this is going to be insane."

"I know, a linking room with Lorelai and Rory, I hope I don't get up in the morning with shaving cream in my nose."

Jess looked around for a minute and thought He knows what we did on the plane...nahh. He almost laughed at the thought with of Luke with something up his nose.

They went there seperate ways to dressers and closets. Jess was thinking so his wasn't going as fast as his Uncle. Luke finished and said "Ok I am gonna see what the other two are up too."

"Good luck, now they are unpacking maniacs.."

Luke came through the doorway and saw all the clothes in the middle of the floor.

"Your not going to leave it that way are you?"

"No but at least you didn't give us the same response as Jess, I think he thought a natural diastor hit our house."

"What?"

"Well this what our house looked like when we were packing and he came over."

"Oh."

"Guess what Luke!"

"What Lorelai?"

"After I finish unpacking we are going shopping for a hawaiin shirt!"

"Can't we go open a coffee stand instead?"

"Nope, you should of thought of that before. Your not gonna get out of this one."

"Okay but then you have to drink something other than coffee."

Lorelai got this look of disgust on her face. "Not drink coffee? Are you mad? Do you want to feel the wrath of a Lorelai with no caffeine?"

Rory said "And believe me you don't."

"Fine coffee if it keeps you sane but I get to drive this time!"

"Oh yeah, Well here's Lee the Key."

Lorelai and Luke left leaving Rory and Jess together.

"Okay Jess what should we do?"

"Go draw chalklines?"

Rory punched him in the shoulder.

"How about we go to the beach?"

"The beach?"

"Yeah."

"Ok lets go."

"Oh and then maybe we could climb a tree and get a coconut!" Rory grinned.

"Well if thats what you want..."

"Ok I am going to find something else to wear."

~*~*~*~ Luke and Lorelai ~*~*~*~

"Me!"

"Me!"

"Me!"

Lorelai and Luke both had a grip on the keys.

"No me, I get to drive Lorelai, or no coffee."

"Fine fine but you get a very pretty shirt now."

Lorelai got in on the other side of the car.

"Do we have a map?" Luke asked.

"Oh course not, how hard could it be to find a coffee shop?"

It proved to be harder than Lorelai thought. They drove around for 45 minutes with Lorelai pointing and saying "Lets go that way, no that way, no we should have turned right back there."

They finally pulled up in front of a coffee shop and Lorelai jumped out of the car and practically ran into the shop. Luke followed.

~*~*~*~ Rory and Jess ~*~*~*~

"The elevator is this way." Rory said as Jess came out of the hotel room.

"Okay lets go."

They got in the elevator and Rory said "Oh can I push the button?"

"Well I don't know, I mean I had this whole plan insane plan to screw up your button-pushing."

Rory got a weird look on her face then they both charged for the down button.

They both hit the button at the same time and a variety of other buttons by accident. With minor panic they managed to get the elavator down to the first floor, even with Jess jumping up and down to see if the cord really would snap.

"I am never getting on an elevator with you again."

"Oh was it too scary?" Jess said with a smirk. "Next time I will get Lorelai to jump with me and we will surely fall the whole 5 stories."

"Your insane!" Rory said as they opened the front door to the hotel.