(The scene changes to Kikyo watching Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, and Inu- Yasha through a dead soul orb.)

Kikyo: So...they managed to get this far! I must stop them! But how...? I could poison them... But I want it to be special... (waves hands over the orb) Huh? What's this? Poppies...? Poppies. Poppies will kill them. (takes a potion and pours it over the orb)

(The scene changes to everyone skipping and frolicking through the flower field.)

Shippo (happy): Come on! Let's hurry!

(They carry on running for a while, then smoke appears in front of them. When it clears it turns out to be Kikyo)

Inu-Yasha: Aah!! Aaah!

Kagome *gasp*: Oh, no! It's the witch!

Sango (vexed): What does she want, now?

Kikyo: Why?! Why aren't all of you dead?! I poisoned this poppy field so that I could kill you!

Miroku: Poppy field...?

Kikyo: Yes!

Shippo: Okay, first of all: This is a field of dandylions. Second of all: You're in our way.

Kikyo: Curse you! (disappears)

Miroku: What was that about?

Shippo: Don't ask.

(They all carry on, until they make it to the Amethyst gates.)

Sango (getting ready to pull on the rope that makes the bell ring)

Kagome: Wait!

Sango: What?

Kagome: I seen this is a movie once. Don't pull on the bell; it's out of order.

Shippo: But there isn't a sign.

Kagome: Trust me on this one. *knock, knock, knock* Silence *knock, knock, knock*

Miroku: I don't think they can hear you.

Sango (pulls rope) *ding....dong...ding...*

(A man in purple clothes pops his head out of the door)

Everyone (looks at Kagome)

Kagome (blushing): Eh, heh, heh...!

Man: Who's there? (looks down) What do you want?!

Everyone: We want to see the Wizard.

Man (gasp) The Wizard?! No one has seen the great La Paz! Even I'VE never seen him!

Shippo: Then how do you know he even exists?

Man: Because he...umm....Ah! Go away!

Kagome: Oh, wait! Please! We have to see the Wizard. The priestess, Kaede sent us!

Man: Prove it!

Sango: She's wearing the Shikon No Tama slippers!

Man (looks at Kagome's feet) Well, so she is! Well, slap my rump and call me pinky!

Miroku: No thanks.

Man: Come on in! (opens the door)

(They walk in and everything is purple. The clothes are purple, the animals are purple, the water, the walls, the floor, etc. They all look for the place the Wizard might've been in)

Shippo: I wonder which room he's in?

Sango (points to a signs that says, "The Great La Paz") Maybe he's in there.

(They walk up to the man who was gaurding the door.)

Kagome: Excuse me. May we see the Wizard?

Gaurd: See the Wizard?! Uh...well...(looks at Kagome's innocent face) Oh, alright! Hold on, lemme see! I'll announce you at once!

Sango: Did you hear that? He'll announce us at once!

Shippo: Yay! We get to go home, Kagome!

Miroku: And I can get my heart!

Sango: Then you'll stop being a pervert!

Sango and Kagome: Yay!

(Author: Okay, that was lame -_-')

Inu-Yasha: And he'll give me courage. And soon, I'll be king of the forest! (walks up some stairs and sings) If I....were king....of the FOR-E-E-E-ST--

Gaurd (bursting out the door) GRRARAAR!!

Everyone (jumps nearly 20ft into the air)

Gaurd: The Wizard says to go away! (marches back inside of the door)

Everyone: Go away?

Kagome (crying) Oh...And I was so happy....! I ran away from home... Making my Mom worried about me... (Gaurd peeks through the door crack) Now, I'll never get home... *sniff* Never, never...

Gaurd (sobbing): Oh, stop crying! I'll get you to see the Wizard somehow! I had a Momma too, once! Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah! Follow me...!

Kagome (to everyone except the gaurd) Wow! This crying stuff really works!

(The doors open up all of the way. Everyone creeps down the hall, scared of what the Wizard would be like.)

Inu-Yasha (sobbing): Wait, everybody. I didn't wanna see the Wizard this much! I better wait outside...!

Kagome: Why? Don't you know the Wizard will give you some courage?

Inu-Yasha (sobbing harder): Yeah, but...*sniff* I'm...*sniff*...still...*sniff*...sca-a-ared!

(They eventually come to a big room filled with fire.)

Inu-Yasha (sobbing): Look at that!! Lookatthat!! Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! (turns around to run away, but is stopped by Miroku and Sango) I wanna go home!

Wizard: COME FORWARD!!!

Inu-Yasha (sobbing): Tell me when it's over!!

Wizard: IT IS I, LA PAZ!!! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!!! WHY HAVE YOU COME?!!

Kagome(nervously stepping forward): Well, Mr. Wizard... We have come to ask you--

Wizard: SILENCE!!!

Kagome(jumps back): Holy, crap!!

Wizard: THE GREAT LA PAZ KNOWS WHY YOU HAVE COME!!!

Shippo (under his breath) Then why'd you ask...?

Wizard: STEP FOURTH, SCARECROW!!! (Sango walks forward) YOU ARE HERE TO ASK ME FOR A BRAIN, RIGHT?!!

Sango: Actually, I HAVE a brain already. I was just tagging along.

Wizard: THEN...STEP FOURTH, TINMAN!!! (Miroku steps forward) YOU ARE HERE TO ASK ME FOR A HEART!!!

Miroku (not afraid): Yes, your honor.

Wizard: AND YOU, DOG!!! (Inu-Yasha nervously steps forward) WELL?!! (Inu- Yasha faints)

Kagome: How dare you scare him like that?! Frightening the crap out of him when he came to you for help!

Wizard: SILENCE!!! I HAVE DECIDED TO GRANT YOUR REQUESTS!!!

Inu-Yasha (happy): What'd he say??

Wizard: BUT FIRST, YOU MUST DO SOMETHING FOR ME!!! BRING ME THE BROOMSTICK OF THE WICKED WITCH, KIKYO!!!

Sango: But we'd have to kill her to do that!

Shippo: Good!

Wizard: SILENCE!!! BRING ME KIKYO'S BROOM, AND THEN I WILL GRANT YOUR REQUESTS!!! NOW, GO!!!

Inu-Yasha: B-But w-what i-if s-she k-kills u-us f-first?

Wizard: I SAID GO!!!

Inu-Yasha (running off-stage): AAAHHHHH!!!

(The scene changes to everybody wandering through a dark creepy forest. Scary animal cries scream every once in a while. Sango is holding a machine gun. Miroku is holding a double-bladed axe. Shippo has a hand gun. Kagome has a bow and arrow. Inu-Yasha has the Tetsusaiga)

Kagome: Where is the witch's castle?

Sango: I'm not sure. The Wizard said it was in this forest.

Shippo: A-Are there g-ghosts in this forest?

Inu-Yasha: Ghosts?!

Miroku: Ghosts? That's ridiculous! There are no such thing-- (Miroku is lifted off the ground and is flying everywhere)

Inu-Yasha and Shippo (clinging to one another): Aaaahhhhhhh!! Mommy!!!

Miroku (drops roughly to the ground)

Inu-Yasha (chanting): I DO believe in spooks! I DO believe in spooks! I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO believe in spooks! I DO believe in spooks!

(The scene changes to Kikyo watching them through the soul orb, while one of her flying lizards watch)

Kikyo: Heh heh heh! You'll believe more than that, you cowardly dog! (turns to face the flying lizard) I'll have those Shikon No Tama slippers, if it's the last thing I do! Capture the girl, and her measly little dog too! Keep her friends from finding her! Go! Go! (the lizard flies out of the window and calls a swarm of them)

(The scene changes to the group walking through the forest again. They look up and see the swarming lizards)

Inu-Yasha (cowarding behind Kagome and pointing up): What are THOSE?!

Sango: They're Kikyo's servants! Scatter!

(They all run in different directions as the lizards swoop down and attack them. They eventually capture the screaming Kagome and Shippo and fly off with them.)

Miroku: Oh, no! They've captured Kagome!

Inu-Yasha: What'll we do?!

Sango: Help! Help!

(Miroku and Inu-Yasha run to where Sango's voice is coming from and find piles of straw all over the place.)

Miroku: What happened?

Sango: What do you think?! They threw my body everywhere! Put me back together, quickly! We have to find Kagome!

Miroku: Inu-Yasha, you get her upper body while I...ahem!...Get the lower!

(In the next scene, Kagome is cowarding by the window in Kikyo's lair, cuddling Shippo, while Kikyo paces back and fourth)

Kikyo: Now, for the last time...Give me those slippers!

Kagome: But Kaede told me not to!

Kikyo: Well since you aren't cooperating. (snaps fingers and Shippo disappears, then reappears inside of a nearby basket. Kikyo turns to one of the flying lizards) Take that dog to the river and drown him!

Shippo: Nice try! But I know how to swim!

Kikyo: Not if I lock you inside of the basket, first!

Kagome: No! Don't hurt him! Take these shoes, but don't you dare harm Shippo!

Kikyo: I knew you'd see if my way! (leans down to Kagome's feet to take the Shikon No Tama slippers. When Kikyo touches them, she gets electricuted and burnt to a horrible crisp) Aaah! Curses! They won't come off! Not while your alive, anyway. (takes an red-sanded hourglass and turns it over) That's how much time you have to live! (turns to the lizard) Now, destory that dog!

(As the lizard turns to pick up Shippo, he turns into a big pink balloon thing and flies out the window)

Kagome: All right! Shippo! He got away!

Kikyo: But that's no better news for you! (takes broom stick and flies out the window with swarms of lizards follwing her)

(The scene changes to Miroku and Inu-Yasha trying to put Sango back together. Half of her body has already been repaired. They hear Shippo calling from off stage.)

Miroku: Look! It's Shippo!

Shippo (coming onto the stage): Come on! We have to hurry! Kagome is in trouble!

Inu-Yasha: What?

Sango: Hurry up and put me back together!

(Later on, Miroku, Inu-Yasha, Sango, and Shippo are hiding behind some boulders, watching packs of wolf demons gaurding Kikyo's castle.)

Wolf Demons (chanting): Or-e-o! Yo, ho! Or-e-o! Yo, ho!

Miroku: How do we get in?

Sango: We're going to have to sneak in!

Inu-Yasha: Yeah, but how?

Sango (thinking): Hmm...Aha! Shippo! You can transform into anything, right?

Shippo: Of course!

Sango (pointing at the wolf demons): Then transform us into those!

Shippo: Okay! I'll give it a try!

(Shippo uses his illusion powers and transforms Inu-Yasha, Sango, and Miroku into wolf demons that look similar to the ones gaurding the castle. They all sneak down, and follow them inside.)

Inu-Yasha: Which way do we go, Shippo?

Shippo: How would I know?! I came in and out of the castle through a window!

Sango: Ugh! And these castles are always like labyrinths!

(The next scene, Kagome is watching the hourglass running out. She hears foot steps coming up the stairs)

Kagome (panicking): Crap! Kikyo's coming up! I've gotta do something! (looks back at the hourglass) Hmm...(flips hourglass over)

(Kikyo bursts into the door and looks at Kagome and the hourglass. She gives Kagome a curious look, then leaves)

Kagome: Phew! She still thinks an hour hasn't gone by...! So, I'm safe for the time being. Come on, you guys! Hurry UP!

(footsteps)

Shippo's voice from outside of the door: Kagome! Open up! It's us!

Kagome: Shippo?! Is it you?

Miroku: Yes! Now open up!

Kagome: I can't! Kikyo locked me in!

Shippo: Hold on! (transforms into a deformed axe. Miroku grabs the axe/Shippo and starts hacking at the door. The door eventually breaks down and Kagome runs out and embraces everybody)

Sango: Come on! Let's get out of here before Kikyo comes back! (they all run around the castle, eventually being chases by the wolf demons and Kikyo. They get cornered)

Kikyo: Well, well, well...Thought you could be foxy, didn't you?

Shippo: Hey, I resemble that remark!

Kikyo: So, who wants to die first? (lights the straw end of her boom on fire by a nearby torch) How about you, scarecrow?

(Kagome quickly grabs a bucket of water [Author: That just HAPPENS to be there] and pours it all over Kikyo)

Kikyo (sinking to the floor): Aaah!!! You filthy brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Oh, what a world, what a world! How could destroy me and my beautiful wickedness? I'm going! (voice fades) Ooooooh....! (All that's left of Kikyo are her clothes, along with some dirt and bones)

Shippo (picking up the clothes): What the...?! She's running around naked somehwhere!

Miroku (sly): Hmm...!

Sango (gasp): She was just dirt and bones!

(A human-like wolf demon [namely Kouga] walks up to Kagome)

Kouga: You've killed Kikyo!

Kagome (lying): I didn't mean to!

Kouga (kisses Kagome's hand, getting an evil jealous glare from Inu-Yasha): Hail to Kagome! The wicked witch is dead!

Wolf Demons: Hail to Kagome! The wicked witch is dead!

Kagome: The broom! May we have it?

Kouga: Yes!

Kagome: All right! Now we can go back to the Wizard and tell him that Kikyo is dead!

Wolf Demons: Hail to Kagome! The wicked witch is dead!

(The scene changes back to everyone standing in front of the Wizard. Kagome presents the broom to him and places it on the floor in front of him)

Kagome (happy): We brought back the broom you wanted! We melted the witch! It turns out that she was just dirt and bones!

Wizard: AH...YOU LIQUIDATED HER, EH?!! GOOD WORK!!! BUT COME BACK TOMORROW AND I'LL GRANT YOU YOUR DESIRES!!!

Kagome: Tomorrow?! But I want to go home NOW!!

Sango: You've had more than enough time, already!

Wizard: I SAID COME BACK TOMORROW!!!

Shippo (looks at a curtain): Huh? (walks over to the curtain and pulls it) Everybody! Look! (pulled curtain open for all to see)

Miroku: There's no one there.

Shippo (holds out hand): No, look!

Everybody: Myouga?!

Myouga: Yes, it's me...! I admit it! I was such a coward in the past, I just wanted everybody to think I was wise for once! I'm ashamed of myself...!

Shippo: You jerk-face!

Inu-Yasha: Yeah...!

Myouga: Yes, I'm a jerk-face.

Kagome: How could you do that to us? We're your friends!

Sango: What about the heart you promised Miroku? And the courage for Inu- Yasha?

Inu-Yasha and Miroku: And Sango's brain!

Sango: I HAVE a brain!

Myouga: All right! All right! Your gifts are inside that bag!

Inu-Yasha: You actually bag a HEART?

Kagome That's pretty gross!

Shippo: And I didn't know you could bag courage.

Myouga: No, of course they aren't the real things! You think I'm crazy? Besides you've had your gifts all along!

Sango: Then how's come Miroku is still a pervert?

Myouga: I don't know! You think that by having a heart will make him less perverted? That's just the way he is!

Miroku: Thank goodness...

Inu-Yasha: But what about Kagome?

Kagome: I don't think there's anything in that bag for me.

Myouga: You just want to go home, right? Why don't I take you to Tokyo myself?

Shippo: Could you do that?

Myouga: Of course!

(Silence)

Sango: You can't, can you?

Myouga: No...

Inu-Yasha (pointing): Look! There's someone who could help you!

Shippo: The bubble?

Kagome: It's Kaede! (Kaede walks out of the bubble and up to Kagome)

Kagome: Oh, Kaede! How can Shippo and me go home now?

Kaede: You've had the power to go home, all along.

Kagome: I did?!

Shippo: She did?!

Kaede: All you had to do was go through the well and you'd be home.

Shippo: Why didn't you tell us that before?!

Kaede: Because she wouldn't have believed me.

Kagome: With all that I've been through, I'll believe anything!

Shippo: Wait a minute. Are you saying that we have to go ALL the way back to Midgetland and go home, THERE?! Oh, come ON!

Kaede: Well, all you have to do now, is click your heels together three times and say, "There's no place like home."

Kagome (clicks heels): There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

(The curtains close, and re-open to Kagome sleeping in bed with Shippo and her family by her side.)

Mother: Kagome, wake up, dear. It's your mother.

Kagome: Mom?

Sota: Mom, is this what happens when you get a hangover?

Grandpa (walking into Kagome room): Well, I called the school. Do you think they'll believe that she has osteoperosis?

Kagome: I'm home!

Mother: Of course you're home. We found you in the shrine after that horrible storm. You had quite a bump on the head, we thought you were going to leave us.

Kagome: But I DID leave you! I was in this magical place and Shippo and me met up with a talking scarecrow, a perverted tinman, a wicked witch, a cowardly dog, and a flea and... doesn't anyone believe me?

Sota: Yeah, like we'll belive THAT.

Mother: You must've been dreaming.

Kagome: Yeah, but I learned this lesson. That this is my home and I'll never leave--

Shippo: Yeah, yeah, enough with the morals. I'm hungry, can we eat dinner now?

Everyone: Yeah, let's eat.

THE END