Lord of the .Musicals?

Scene In Moria: "I think there is more to this Hobbit than meets the eye." Laughed Gandalf. Frodo slowly opened his shirt to reveal his Mithril, when half way through he ripped it open and shouted, "Hit it Trollie!" The Troll jumped up, grabbed a microphone, and began to sing, "Where did you come from you sexy thing, you sexy thing you, how did you know I needed you, how did you know I needed you so badly.." Frodo twirled his shirt around his head. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SILLY HOBBITS!!!?" Shouted Gandalf. There was a slight pause, then, ignoring Gandalf, they all went back to singing. "Well if you can't beat them.." Said Gandalf. "JOIN THEM!!!" Shouted Boromir, jumping on to the crowds of orcs, and letting them carry him away.