Dear (Row)An(n) Landers-

Do I look like a virgin? I mean seriously- the group spent 2 hours! yesterday discussing my sex/dating life. Why? Because someone said I looked 'innocent'. INNOCENT?! God I know the tongue stud isn't like a huge bad boy thing but I mean c'mon! Messy hair, unwashed clothing, good music taste, living in a hotel, I could at least be indie! Hell, straight edge! But a VIRGIN!!!!!!! C'mon, I chickened, sold my frickin body for 3 years, Christ sake "hustled"- yeah; I'm still a virgin. Though they don't really know about the body selling and all that shit yet. Not that I really want to tell them.

But hey yeah. Whatever. So I don't look gay (according to you) but I look innocent. God, innocent. INNOCENT?

But on your swing of things, what are your friends like? Have they been to the shows? You've got like 4 days left there right? Keeping up with your schooling? Peter's emailing you the assignments right? Here's a big fat HA!

-Confused About Image in Venice