Nothing to say for ourselves or this story, other than we probably should
be locked up in a mental institution or something...
Well, here we go....
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Harry was sitting alone one night. And along came Sirius.
Sirius: "I love you Harry"
Harry: "I know, that's why you're my godfather"
Sirius shook his head and moved closer.
Sirius: "No, I mean I love you."
Harry looked away in disgust. Sirius stood next to him and put his arm around Harry.
Sirius: "C'mon Harry, I know you can feel it too"
Harry: "But how did you find out? I never told anyone..."
Sirius: "I'm your soul mate, I know these things"
Dumbledore burst through the door.
Dumbly: "Harry, I have something really important to tell you" "I'm pregnant and it's going to be a boy" he smiled maternally.
Harry: "Errr...."
Dumbly: "I'm so glad you're going to be there for me and the baby. He will be born into a stable family"
Sirius: *cough*
Dumbly: "Oh... hi Sirius"
Sirius: "But your Harry's father Dumbledore!"
Dumbly: "Shh.... you just want to get back at me for breaking your heart"
Suddenly Dumbledore's waters broke.
Dumbly: "Ahhhh! My waters broke!"
Harry and Sirius: "We noticed.."
Out came something that looked like a baby with cat eyes and reptile skin.
Sirius: "VOLDEMORT!"
Voldy: "VOLDEMORT!" (It was learning to talk)
Harry turned towards Dumbledore.
Harry: "I am the father of my father???!!!"
Voldy: "NO!! My past self is the father of myself now"
Dumbly: "Oh I understand now... It must have been that night in the pub with the guy in black with the hood"
Sirius: "Harry, phew I knew you wouldn't do this to me. We should go outside and finish that conversation we were having before" *wink* *wink*
Sirius put his arm around Harry and steered him away. They both left Dumbledore to become accustomed to the idea that he had given birth to something really ugly.
Voldemort stared at Dumbledore. He ripped off his face and underneath was Darth Vader's head.
*hacking sound*
Darth Vader: "I.....ccccc...AM....cccc.....YOUR.....ccccc.....FA......ccc.....THER"
Dumbly: "You're not my father. It can't be!" *rips off face* "I am Tom Cruise"
Darth Vader rips off face and realises it wasn't a mask.
Darth Vader: "Aaargh. My face!", i.e. metal mask.
Meanwhile...outside....
Harry: "What were we talking about again?" (Innocently)
Sirius starts feeling Harry.
Sirius: "C'mon Harry!"
Harry: "But...."
Sirius rips off face. Blonde hair can be seen.
Harry: "Oh Malfoy!" *squeals*
But 'Malfoy' rips off his face. It is really Sirius. Sirius: "I knew you didn't love me" *slap*
In the distance.... Joren saw far in the distance a glimpse of Malfoy. Bolting on his horse with a lance, he arrived at the scene.
Joren: "Oh Malfoy, my love!!! Noooooo! What did you do to him?"
Confused looks on Harry and Sirius' faces. Joren ripped off Sirius' face but it was not a mask. Sirius collapsed.
Sirius: *ripped off bloody mask* "Just joking!"
Neville: "HAVE YOU SEEN MY TOAD???????? Oh Trevor, there you are my love!" *kiss* *kiss*
Toad turns into Prince Jonathan with horse.
Neville and Jon ride away into the sunset.
Well, here we go....
_____________________________________________________________________
Harry was sitting alone one night. And along came Sirius.
Sirius: "I love you Harry"
Harry: "I know, that's why you're my godfather"
Sirius shook his head and moved closer.
Sirius: "No, I mean I love you."
Harry looked away in disgust. Sirius stood next to him and put his arm around Harry.
Sirius: "C'mon Harry, I know you can feel it too"
Harry: "But how did you find out? I never told anyone..."
Sirius: "I'm your soul mate, I know these things"
Dumbledore burst through the door.
Dumbly: "Harry, I have something really important to tell you" "I'm pregnant and it's going to be a boy" he smiled maternally.
Harry: "Errr...."
Dumbly: "I'm so glad you're going to be there for me and the baby. He will be born into a stable family"
Sirius: *cough*
Dumbly: "Oh... hi Sirius"
Sirius: "But your Harry's father Dumbledore!"
Dumbly: "Shh.... you just want to get back at me for breaking your heart"
Suddenly Dumbledore's waters broke.
Dumbly: "Ahhhh! My waters broke!"
Harry and Sirius: "We noticed.."
Out came something that looked like a baby with cat eyes and reptile skin.
Sirius: "VOLDEMORT!"
Voldy: "VOLDEMORT!" (It was learning to talk)
Harry turned towards Dumbledore.
Harry: "I am the father of my father???!!!"
Voldy: "NO!! My past self is the father of myself now"
Dumbly: "Oh I understand now... It must have been that night in the pub with the guy in black with the hood"
Sirius: "Harry, phew I knew you wouldn't do this to me. We should go outside and finish that conversation we were having before" *wink* *wink*
Sirius put his arm around Harry and steered him away. They both left Dumbledore to become accustomed to the idea that he had given birth to something really ugly.
Voldemort stared at Dumbledore. He ripped off his face and underneath was Darth Vader's head.
*hacking sound*
Darth Vader: "I.....ccccc...AM....cccc.....YOUR.....ccccc.....FA......ccc.....THER"
Dumbly: "You're not my father. It can't be!" *rips off face* "I am Tom Cruise"
Darth Vader rips off face and realises it wasn't a mask.
Darth Vader: "Aaargh. My face!", i.e. metal mask.
Meanwhile...outside....
Harry: "What were we talking about again?" (Innocently)
Sirius starts feeling Harry.
Sirius: "C'mon Harry!"
Harry: "But...."
Sirius rips off face. Blonde hair can be seen.
Harry: "Oh Malfoy!" *squeals*
But 'Malfoy' rips off his face. It is really Sirius. Sirius: "I knew you didn't love me" *slap*
In the distance.... Joren saw far in the distance a glimpse of Malfoy. Bolting on his horse with a lance, he arrived at the scene.
Joren: "Oh Malfoy, my love!!! Noooooo! What did you do to him?"
Confused looks on Harry and Sirius' faces. Joren ripped off Sirius' face but it was not a mask. Sirius collapsed.
Sirius: *ripped off bloody mask* "Just joking!"
Neville: "HAVE YOU SEEN MY TOAD???????? Oh Trevor, there you are my love!" *kiss* *kiss*
Toad turns into Prince Jonathan with horse.
Neville and Jon ride away into the sunset.
