NIGHTTIME

Sirius turned into Padfoot. He started to sniff Harry and licked him in strange places.

Harry: "Oh. What a cute doggy"

Harry didn't realise that the dog was Padfoot because it was dark.

Sirius turned back into Sirius the man because he could not control his desire.

Harry: "Sirius, how could you?"

Sirius: "Easily" *kept licking him*

Harry turned away in disgust. He left.

Sirius: "Oh" and he departed.

MORNING

Harry, Ron, Viktor, Joren and Malfoy (along with other Hogwarts students) were taking a potion class with Snape.

Harry did not have a seat.

Ron: "Harry, you can sit on my lap" (eagerly)

Harry: "No, I want to sit on Viktor's lap"

Viktor: "I'll sit on your lap, Ron"

Snape: "Where did Viktor come from???" *confused*

Viktor: "I followed Ron here"

Ron turned away in disgust.

Snape to Joren: "And where did you come from?"

Joren: "A land far, far away called Tortall. But I followed Malfoy here.

Joren to Malfoy: "My love, I saw you in the distance but it wasn't you. I'm glad I've found you again"

Malfoy: "I think I could love you....."

Joren: "Lets go to the room at the end of the third floor corridor"

Malfoy: "OK" Snape: "This is excellent" *did excellent hand thing*

NIGHT

Viktor was out of the room. Harry and Ron were sleeping next to each other without realising.

Ron: "Harry?"

Harry: "Viktor?"

Harry and Ron snuggled up, Harry not having realised that "Viktor" is Ron. They start making out.

Ron: "Harry"

Harry: "Viktor"

Ron: "Harry"

Harry: "Viktor"

Shadow in corner: "I like this"

MEANWHILE.....

Malfoy and Joren were making out in the room at the end of the third floor corridor, not realising that Fluffy and Fang were also there getting it on. (Animal passion).

Snape hurried towards the room.

Snape: "Ewwww- animals?" and ran out of the room.

Snape: "Oh, I'll have to create my own satisfaction" Locked himself in office.

Groans could be heard coming from the room.