Deadly Warrior walked aimlessly around the outskirts of Hyrule, trying to find a way out of that insane land. Deadly kept walking, until he saw a sign that read: Hyrule-Eagleland border.

"Finally." Deadly mumbled as he stepped across the border.

As he stepped across, something told him that this land would be much more different then Hyrule. Deadly walked for an hour or two, while regaining his KI energy so he could fly. As Deadly continued his trek in Eagleland, he began to notice small creatures waddling around. They resembled a head with a mustache, a bow on their head, and two small feet. Deadly bent down and picked one up.

"What the hell are you?" Deadly said as he held the creature in his hand.

The thing did not respond, but it waved its small legs. Deadly felt pity for it, so he set it down, and it ran away. As Deadly was walking away, he noticed a sign that read: Onett-5 Miles. He now had enough KI to fly, so he charged up some energy, lifted into the air and flew off.

"More destruction to be had!" he said with evil flowing through the words.

Deadly sped though the sir, cackling with evil delight. He spotted a small town up in the distance.

"There, he said to himself."

Deadly advanced quickly to Onett. Has he hovered above it, he charged some energy.

"Darkness St.."

"PK Thunder!"

Deadly was cut off by an Electricity Ball to his chest. Deadly plummeted to the ground, with painful electricity surging through his body. He looked to his right, and noticed a strange looking boy. Deadly got up, although still hurt.

"You did this to me?" asked Deadly.

"Yeah! Now get out of my town!" he yelled. "You stupid fool. Do you even have a clue who I am?"

"You're a big dumb idiot!" yelled the kid

"Idiot..I am Deadly Warrior, and I will be your executioner." Said Deadly.

"Yeah, and I'm Ness, a Phychic kid who's gonna kick your ass!"

"Cocky fool. Prepare to fight!"

Ness grinned, and he pulled out his baseball bat. Deadly didn't even bother pulling out his swords. He would just use KI to kill this arrogant bastard. Ness charged Deadly, but only to receive a swift punch in the face, sending him flying backwards.

"Stronger then I expected!" yelled Ness as he got up.

"You have no idea."

Deadly charged Ness, but was greeted by a nice spinning Yo-Yo into his face. It barely hurt the warrior. Deadly charged up some KI.

"Darkness Sting!" he yelled as dark energy flew from his hands.

The black, crackling light impacted with Ness, causing him to fly upwards. Deadly hovered up, and kicked up in the back, causing him to go higher. Ness yelled out in agony as he flew up. Deadly teleported above him, and elbowed him to his chest, making him fly down at twice the speed.

Ness finally came around, but only to be knocked out again as he fell through the roof of a house. Deadly hovered above the broken into house, with his arms crossed.

"Ness, you are one pathetic fool. Time to say good night."

As Deadly charged up some energy, he heard a familiar cry.

"PK Thunder!"

Yet another ball of Lightning struck Deadly in the back.

"Who..." he said quietly as he recuperated from the attack.

He looked on the ground to see a small Ninja looking like kid, helping Ness out of the wreckage.

"Who the hell are you?" asked the Ninja.

"I am Deadly Warrior. Who are you?" asked Deadly.

"I am Poo!"

"Heh heh. Great name."

"You laugh at my name? Prepare to die!" yelled Poo.

"Me gonna die at a guy whose name is Poo? I doubt it."

Deadly sped towards the ground, with his large Broadsword drawn. As he reached the ground, he received a kick to his chin by Poo. But, it was barely even enough to know out a rat.

Deadly planted a kick into Poo's chest, causing him to fly backwards, onto the road. Poo managed to get up, but only to see the last thing he'd ever see.

"Screaming Fire Dragon!" yelled Deadly.

A Dragon formed of flames emerged from Deadly's hands, and headed straight to Poo.

"Aw, poo."

The Dragon impacted with the Ninja, and when the smoke was gone, so was he. Deadly turned to face Ness, who had gotten out of the wreckage, but was still weak.

"Ill let you live. No point to waste more energy." Deadly said as he began to fly off.

Ness stood there, full of anger that Poo had just died, screamed at the flying away Deadly, Ill avenge him!