While Snape was at it, Tom Cruise/ Dumbledore and Voldy/ Darth Vader were in the same room. They watched in amusement and enjoyment.

Darth Vader turned to Tom.

Darth: "I love you son" *song plays "Saying something stupid like I love you"*

Tom turned away in disgust. His face fell off. Underneath is Dom.

Neal and Cleon were struggling in Dom's body to win Kel over. (Similar to Cole in charmed).

Darth to Dom: "I like you"

*make out scene*

Snape finally stopped doing his thing and turned to watch Dom and Darth.

Snape: "Ooh. I like this"

Darth Vader and Dom's movement was so hard against the floor they fell through the floor to the room below on top of Ron and Harry who were also making out. Snape was pulled in by the caved-in room.

Snape: "Ooh. I like this"

From the room with Fluffy and fang and Malfoy and Joren they heard the crash.

Running topless they went to help.

They found Harry, Ron, Dom and Darth. They watched Darth breathing heavily amongst the mass orgy.

Darth: "I.ccc..am.ccc..dying.cc..from.ccc.asthma..cccccc...orgy..cccc...exerting..c cc..too.cc.c.much.cccc..breath..ccc"

Darth Vader died in the midst of the orgy. Everyone stopped as Dom cried out in agony.

Dom: "Nooooooooooooo!"

Joren leapt at this chance to get close to Darth Vader his idol.

Joren: "Mouth to mouth resucitation!"

They all lunged at Darth to give him mouth to mouth.

They all tumbled around in rough play, Snape in the corner, watching.

Snape: "Oooh.. I like this"

Viktor returned.

Viktor: "I have resolved my problems and I will settle for Harry", *sob*

He then realised that everyone was on top of everyone else.

He turned away in disgust.

Sobbing, he uncontrollably was drawn to the mass orgy.

Sirius returned as Sirius with Mr Norris in his hands.

Sirius: "Oh my!"

He couldn't wait to join in.

Eventually there was a mass orgy of Ron, Harry, Viktor, Sirius, Dom, Fluffy, Joren, Mr Norris, Malfoy, Fang and a dead Darth Vader with Snape in the corner.

The door opened suddenly. In entered Cho Chang.

There was a deep intake of breath from everyone.

Everyone (screaming): "A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And they all died from shock.

Cho Chang: "No, actually."