Cho Chang stood looking at the mass of dead bodies in an orgy.

In the silence there was a deep hacking noise, "ccccc..Well.ccccccc.that...ccccc.was..ccccc...satisfying.."

DARTH VADAR RETURNS! "Who's there?" asks Cho. "Darth Vadar?! You're my idol!" Darth Vadar turns away in disgust. "I only like my fans who are men" "But I am a man" "oh, that's ok then." . In the corner there was a dark figure, "I like this" He steps forward, "Please continue, don't take any notice of me" So Cho and Darth Vadar get it on.

Cleon and Neal finally break out of Dom's body, "Kel's mine!" screams Cleon "You mean MINE!" wails Neal Cleon shrugs, "does'nt matter, he looks hot!" he points at Snape. Snape blushes "Actually, I prefer being alone, but you two can have fun.I like watching"

Neville returns out of the sunset. "He dumped me off his horse..nooooooooooo! Hello I am a STEGOSAURUS!... Ok, sorry I'm just in an emotional mood and everything, Jon didn't want me, he was fighting with George about their former relationship and he didn't seem to have any time for me in his life!" Neville sobs. "There, there," says George, he had arrived on a donkey, "I know you're feeling jealous.but I love you." "of course you do," says Neville in a matter-of-fact way, "I have a wonderful body" He shows of his parts in a quick , vulgar stripshow. The donkey stands, alone "I want some attention. I am beautiful!" "But I am more beautiful" says Neville, "Let's compare parts". As they compare parts, Neville gets turned on. "I want you Donkey," and he lunges at Donkey. Donkey, who is also horny, lunges at Neville. They collide. Neville who has much stamina was not hurt in the collision. Donkey however was dead. But Neville still horny continued on with Donkey. . Snape watched, "I like this".

Cho and Darth Vadar are getting it on violently. Cho's face falls onto Darth Vadars face, (literally) and underneath Cho's face is Darth Vadar, so the positions are swapped. Suddenly they go into lotus position, "Yay!" cries Cho, "Now I have a man's body!"

Neal and Cleon watch and begin to get excited. In their excitement Neal's sweat makes his face fall off, underneath is Connor, from Neighbours.

"Hello I can't read." he smiles knowingly. "Ewwww. you can't read!" Cleon immediately jumps away, startled. Everyone making out freezes.

"Aaaagh" they scream and run away, including Snape, who usually likes to watch.