The Series of Abnormal Events

Chapter 1: The Evil Antics of Dr. Weaver. Part one.

Note: I have warned you, don't say I haven't. This story plot was formed in my friend, Kitkatz, weird mind. She made the characters way different than on the show. Please don't be insulted. If you are, don't yell at me. Review one of Kitkatz' stories and rant there. I have merely developed the story cause it was funny. Kitkatz doesn't watch the show. All she knows are the characters that I go on and on about. All the time. This is my first fanfic (like you haven't heard that before!) and I like reviews. Flame me if you want, I don't care, just r/r. Each chapter will come kinda slowly, but they won't be continuing. Just lots of stories combined under one name.

Disclamer: This is for my entertainment only. I'm not making any money and I don't own the characters. Too bad. If I did, the show would be soooo different.

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Regis: Who is the ruler of the world a) George W. Bush b) Kitkatz c) Dr. Weaver or d) God? Those are your choices, Kerry.

Kerry: That's a hard one Regis, but I'll have to say c) Dr. Weaver.

Regis: Is that your final answer?

Kerry: Yep. C), final answer.

Regis: That is the-

Dr. Weaver wakes up on the couch in the lounge of County General.

Kerry: Aw, shoot! I wanted the million. That was a strange dream.Who's Kitkatz? *Looks at her watch.* 2:07 pm. Only six hours left in the shift. What should I be doing? *She opens her schedule book and flips through the pages.* Evil deeds, staff meeting, evil deeds, lunch, nap. Ah, there it is. 2:00pm. Evil deeds! Well, that settles it. I just love committing evil deeds! *She gets up from the couch and exits the lounge. She walks around the eerily empty ER. Only Frank is there, eating a donut.* WHERE IS EVERYONE!!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING!!!! YOU'RE SLACKERS, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!!!

Frank: Hey, I'm here!

Kerry: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! Hmmm. Where do they go to get away from me? Not the lounge, I was just there. Doc's is out. They wouldn't hang out around ashes. I know! The roof! They always go up there! To the roof!

After the difficult climb to the roof, she finds what she was looking for. Susan, Luka, Carter and Abby are up on the roof, drinking coffee and eating donuts.

Kerry: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING! ANSWER ME! *Every one is kinda freaked out, and doesn't say anything.* Start talking! SOMEONE?!

Susan: *Waits a bit, but starts hesitantly.* Down there was no fun! There are no patients and Frank didn't give us donuts! We didn't want to be around a pig, so we bought our own donuts and came up here.

Kerry: You'd better get back down there as fast as your lazy butts can go, or you'll be out of a job! *No one moves.* GO!

Susan, Abby, Luka and Carter trudge over to the door, muttering curses under their breath.

Kerry: Excellllllent. *Taps fingers like Mr. Burns.* I've done an evil deed. I don't actually care what they do, it was just fun to ruin their good time. Kerry-1, good-0. *Looks at her schedule again.* I've got evil deeds schedualed until 4, then I need to see a patient or two, ooh! Evil deeds till the end of the shift! I think there's time to go see some surgeons. I can't wait!

Kerry descends the stairs until she sees surgery's floor. She goes over to a nurse who's doing nursy stuff.

Kerry: Sorry to bother you, but can you tell me if that *points to a name on a chart* surgery has started?

Nurse: Well, it hasn't started yet. It is about to start though.

Kerry: Thank you for giving me some time out of your "busy schedule" to listen to me.

Nurse: I was working!!!

Kerry: Right, uh hun, whatever you say.

The nurse let out a little annoyed grunt. Kerry walks over to the OR and sees two doctors just about to anaesthetize a patient. She opens the doors and creeps up behind them. She grabs their masks and pulls them together. CRAAAACK!

Kerry: *The doctors fall to the floor, seemingly unconscious. She turns toward the frightened patient.*

Patient: Please don't kill me! I wanna live!

Kerry: Yeah, right! Don't have the time. You do know your surgery is now postponed, don't you? Cause they'll be the ones needing surgery now! AHAHAHAHAHA! Now it's time to think up another plan. Bye!

She walks out of the OR, the nurse giving her evil glances. Kerry doesn't seem to care at all. She's trying very hard to think up another evil scheme. She decides a coffee might help, so she goes over to the cafeteria. She get's a coffee and sits down at a table.

Kerry: Maybe something in her might give me an idea. Hmmmm. Old doctors drinking coffee, a lady crying, more doctors drinking coffee. What's with them and coffee? I'll have to put laxatives in that one day. Right, need to stay focused. Sweethearts kissing, ugh! More lazy-ass doct- Wait! That's it! How did I not catch that? I'll bug Carter, the only one I can do so to easily. And I'll do it by acting as if I love him! I am sooo smart! That'll get to him! Only an evil genius like me could come up with such a good plan! I rock!

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Meanwhile, the staff are "working" in the ER. Susan's trying to steal Frank's donut, Luka's wandering around aimlessly, looking for a patient or something to do. He can't even listen to the gossip mill cause for some strange reason, the nurses have disappeared (except Abby, of course.) Carter won rock, paper, scissors and got the only patient. A guy with a pimple the size of a tomato on his forehead. Abby has got a huge grin on her face. She's staring at Carter, thinking about how much she loves his cheeks. Yes, his cheeks. She's got major issues.

Susan: Come on, Frank! Just one donut! Pleeeeeeeeease!

Frank: No! These are special donuts. Someone made them just for me!

Susan: Righhhhhhhhht! Fork one over. I'm really hungry!

Frank: NO!

Susan: You are such a spoilsport. You're as bad as Weaver!

Frank: You didn't say what I think you said, did you?!

Susan: Yep! You're just as bad as Weaver!

Frank: Take that back! *He gets up and starts to chase her.*

Susan: AHHHHHHHHH!

Luka and Carter (Abby's still looking at his cheeks) Turn to see what's going on.

Luka: Ooooh! A fight! Cool!

Since everyone is wrapped up in the action, nobody notices Kitkatz the koopatroopa walk in.

Kitkatz: What is going on here? I thought this was a hospital.

Man with pimple: So did I, but I'm the only patient all day and these crazy so-called doctors are getting restless.

Abby: Hey another patient! *Runs over to Kitkatz.* Wow! A patient! I'll get a chart! Hey everyone! Another patient!

Staff: A patient?!

Luka: She's mine!

Susan: No me!

Luka and Susan keep bickering over Kitkatz. Carter has to come over and separate them.

Carter: You are so immature. Why don't you work on her together?

Abby: Yeah! Work on her together!

Kitkatz: STOP! If you hadn't fought over me, you might have noticed that I've repeatedly said that there's nothing wrong with me.

Staff: Oh.

Luka: That's kind of disappointing. We're really bored.

Kitkatz: I can see that. Wanna tell me what's going on here?

Susan: Well, this morning we were happy cause there was like no one here but the nurses and us. Then Frank wouldn't give any of his "special" donuts to use, so we had to buy our own. When we came back the nurses had gone home and we went up to the roof. Dr. Weaver found us and sent us back down here. We've been really bored since then.

Kitkatz: Hmm. Well I can't help you. Can I stay though? Maybe I can liven the place up?

Luka: Okay. At least you can't make it less boring around here. We've hit an all time low.

Everyone goes back to what they were doing. Kitkatz is waving her wand around.

Kitkatz: Hey Susan. Want some "special" donuts? I'm the one who made them for Frank before your shift. They never run out.

Susan: Really? Thanks!

Kitkatz conjures up some donuts for Susan and goes off to help Luka.

Kitkatz: Luka! I've got something for you to do!

Luka: Really! Cool. What is it?

Kitkatz: I want you to. uh. beat this video game for me! *She hands him a gameboy advance with Zelda in it.* I just can't beat this part!

Luka: Okay. I'll help. *He goes over to chairs and starts to immerse himself in the game.*

Kitkatz: *To self.* I've helped Susan and Luka. Frank I helped a few hours ago. Abby is entertaining herself and so is Carter. One last spell to spice things up.

Kitkatz walks over to Carter and Abby. Carter is still working on getting the pimple off.

Carter: *Snip, snip.* I've almost triumphed over the pimple! This next cut will remove it completely. Abby, can you get me a basin to put the pimple in when I take it off?

Abby: Whatever you say, John. *She gets the basin.* Here you are. One basin.

Carter: *Snip, snip* There! I got it off!

Abby: Ewwww. It's leaking. That is so gross. We should send it up to pathology.

Carter: I will, don't worry. But I want to examine it first.

Kitkatz: I could make it more interesting.

Carter: How?

Kitkatz: Like this! *Waves her wand around. The pimple turns in to a brain!*My work here is done! Bye staff of County General! See you soon!*

Everyone: Bye!

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There's part one of this story! I hope you liked it! There's more on the way. I've written more, but can't post it as a part. It's not quite long enough yet. Gonna go back to writing now. Oooh. And please email me at happythehippo48@hotmail.com. I will respond. I promise!