The Series of Abnormal Events

Chapter 1: The Evil Antics of Dr. Weaver. Part three. Hey ppls who are reading this! I'm really, really excited right now. Cause I got reviewed! Thank you. Reviews are so nice. And thanks specifically to Silent Tears for the review and Cassi and Sven for ideas. I just luvvvvvv your fics. Slilent Tears too. I didn't forget you. I will use the ideas. I wasn't sure how to put Romano in, but this is good. (Don't be offended if I don't write him well. I'll try my best.) Thank you. Do you want me to kill him. Cause I can. I got the power! Oh no. I've got Battleflag playing right now. That song isn't really sad, but *sniff, sniff,* it evokes sad thoughts. Poor Carter. Think happy thoughts. Happy, happy, happy. Okay. I'm good. Have I rambled? It's a habit of mine. Oh right. Now for the third part. Read on.

P.S. Romano still has his arm. That whole arm thing didn't happen.

Disclamer: You don't get it yet? I don't own 'em. Poor me. But I can write fanfics. Hee, hee!

*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*

Hmm. Where should I start. Ah. Never mind. I'll start with the nurses.

The nurses climb into the blimp and are in awe with what they see. The blimp isn't extraordinary, but the person (can I call her that?) inside is.

Kitkatz: Who are you? You're staring. That's very rude.

Malik: You're like my dreams. I knew you were real!

Kitkatz: Of course I'm real.

Malik: They thought I was crazy! I told you she was real!

Kitkatz: You are crazy, just less than first presumed. But still crazy. If you others would stop gawking long enough, I might talk to you, and tell you why I haven't thrown you out of the blimp.

The nurses gawk for a bit, but eventually regain their composure. Haleh talks first.

Haleh: Wh..Who are you? I mean what are you? I mean, uh, uh.

Kitkatz: I'm Kitkatz. A girl koopa-troopa. And I'm magical!

Randi: Wow. This is cool. Can you do anything?

Kitkatz: Pretty much. I guess I'm like the unknown ruler of the world.

Yosh: Really? That's kinda scary if you think about it. So why are we still in this blimp. Why didn't you throw us out.

Kitkatz: Cause I get really bored all my myself in a blimp and you people looked pretty bored too. So I thought it'd be better to have some company. Randi: But you didn't ask us to come up here. We came up ourselves. With these grappeling hooks.

Kitkatz: On the contrary. Since I can do anything, I subconsciously told you to come up here and join me.

Malik: Really?

Kitkatz: No. I was just happy to have anyone up here to talk to. You did come up by yourselves. But I am still magic.

Yosh: Can you make us something to eat?

Kitkatz: Do you mind donuts? They're my specialty. *Waves wand around.* There you are. Fresh donuts from Timmy's.

Haleh: Timmy's? Where's Timmy's

Kitkatz: Timmy's. Tim Hortons? (Pause) No. Okay then. Tim Hortons is a Canadian coffee shop. It would make sense that I eat there, considering I am Canadian.

Randi: *Stuffing her face with donuts.* Yum. These ah goob. *Swallows.* Apple Fritters are the best!

Yosh: I like Boston Creams.

Haleh: Old fashioned sugar are my favourite.

Malik: No. Double chocolate rules!

Yosh: Oh yeah. Thanks for the donuts.

Haleh, Malik and Randi: Yeah. Thanks.

Kitkatz: No problem. Now, I have control of a blimp, and don't know where to go. Got any ideas?

Malik: How 'bout we go to.

(Yet again. I make a really bad cliffhanger. Really, only because I haven't decided where they should go. If you have an idea, email me or post it in a review. It would help tremendously.)

*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\* I'm doing another note. These must get annoying. But I don't write these all at once so new things always pop up. Kitkatz wanted me to put myself in the fic. So I will. But not now. Later. I think that I will now continue.

Back in the ER!

To freshen your memories, Kerry snuck into the ER, unnoticed.

Everyone is so wrapped up in what they're doing, nobody notice Kerry walk into the ER. First she goes to Luka, in chairs.

Kerry: Hello Dr. Kovac. What are you doing?

Luka: Nothhhhhing. Hee hee. *Hides the gameboy in his pocket, but doesn't save first.* See? *Shows his hands.* Nothing!

Kerry: Hmm. I don't believe you. Well I can't prove that you were doing something, for all I know you were thinking about sex.

Luka: *Trying to sound convincing.* How did you guess? Is it that obvious?

Kerry: No. I'm just good at reading peoples minds. Anyways. I want you to see something. Go over, near Carter and Abby and sit down. I'll be there soon.

Luka: Alright.

Luka walks over to Carter and Abby. Kerry is beginning to walk towards Susan and Frank when a yell so loud it rocked the building was heard.

Kerry: What in the hell was that?

Luka: Nooooooooo. Not my game! I couldn't have lost it!

Susan: Luka, what did you do?

Luka: Kitkatz gave me a video game to play cause I was bored. I got very close to beating the last boss when Kerry came over to talk to me. I put the gameboy in my pocket so that Kerry wouldn't see it. I was going to start to play it again, but when I took it out of my pocket, the screen was black. And I didn't save. Arggggh! That sucks!

Kerry: Serves you right. Playing video games.

Susan: That must really suck.

Luka: I wanna beat it soooo bad. I better start now.

Luka walks over to Carter and Abby, who didn't seem to be distracted by Luka's scene. It was like they didn't hear it at all. They weren't the only ones who didn't hear it.

*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*

Now enters Romano!

Romano and Elizabeth are walking around, talking to each other, having a good time.

Romano: So Lizzie, what's new.

Elizabeth: Oh, not much. This place is so dull. I can't stand that we have to work here every day. I wish that this place would be more exciting.

Romano: It is dull. But you make it better Lizzie. And since there are no traumas coming in, why don't we make this place more exciting. It can't be that hard.

Elizabeth: But what can we do? There's no one around. And even if we did do something fun and mad, nobody would see the fruits of our labour.

Romano: Just cause this place is dull, doesn't mean that the ER is dull too. Let's go down there.

The two doctors go down to the ER in the elevator. While in there, Romano had a stroke of genius.

Romano: What could we possibly do that would entertain us and piss off Kerry?

Elizabeth: I don't know. You tell me.

Romano: We could go down to Kerry's office and trash it.

Elizabeth: That sounds positively marvelous! You are so smart, Robert!

Romano: Well than, what are we waiting for. Let's do it!

*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*

Yay! That's the end of the third part! You like? If so tell me. I like to hear that kind of stuff. Also, if you have any ideas, any at all, tell me. They'd be appreciated and probably incorperated into the story. Cassi and Sven did it. You can too! If you like funny stories, read Kitkatz's. She inspired this! I really like writing this and I hope you like to read it too. Please R/R. -Sammie.