The Series of Abnormal Events

Chapter 1: The Evil Antics of Dr. Weaver. Part four.

Hey everybody! Here's another part for your enjoyment. Wow. Four parts. I can't believe I've written so much. Thanks for the reviews. Always welcome. I don't know how I'll ever finish this story. I get more and more ideas which pull me farther away from the plot. This won't be finished soon, but I'll try my best to get parts up quickly. Here's a special thanks. To Lilliana, my beta. I've got a beta! It'll really help, but parts might come slower. Hope you don't mind. Anyways, I should get started on this part four. Oooh. Here's a site to go to. www.neoxer.com/song.html. I get my music off of it. I've got Tequila on. Hee hee. I love that song. It's a great site. Oopsie! I've gone off topic again. Part four. On y va!

Disclamer: I unfortunately don't own ER or any other TV show for that matter. I just own a computer and an over active imagination. Anything that is derived from that combination is used for entertainment, and entertainment only. Hee hee. I like writing disclamers. So fun. Right. The story.

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Let's start with the nurses.

Malik: How 'bout we go to Canada!

Yosh: Canada? Why?

Malik: I dunno. I just think they have good donuts!

Randi: There isn't much else.

Kitkatz: ISN'T MUCH ELSE? I thought I told you that I was Canadian!



Haleh: Oh yeah. You did say that.

Randi: Sorry if I offended you, but is there anything there?

Kitkatz: Well there's... uh... Okay, so there isn't much. But there is one thing that not many people know about. And it's really entertaining.

Malik: Ooh! What is it? C'mon! Tell us!

Yosh: The suspense is killing me!

Kitkatz: Sorry. Can't tell you know. The only way you can find out is if you go there. And I will take you, if you want.

Haleh: Pretty please?

Randi: With a cherry on top?

Kitkatz: Well. Alright. Let's go. It might take awhile.

Yosh: Can you tell us where we're going?

Kitkatz: Fine. Being bugged for ten hours with "Can you tell us now?" could possibly be worse than the traditional "Are we there yet?" But you can't change your mind, kay?

Nurses: Of course. We won't change our minds! Now tell us!

Kitkatz: We're going to Orleans, Ontario!

Malik: Where in the hell is that?

Kitkatz: It's on the outskirts of Ottawa.

Malik: Where?

Kitkatz: Ottawa! You don't know where Ottawa is? *Pulls out a map of North America.* Here. Right here.

Haleh: Okay. We got it. Now what's in Orleans?

Kitkatz: I live there, and my best friend, Sammie, is there. She can get really hyper, which is pretty entertaining. She's been known to sing both the Arthur and Barney songs intertwined. *Yosh is about to talk.* Don't ask.

Randi: She sounds fun.

Kitkatz: That's not the best part. Her family is crazy too. Three teenage girls under the same roof can reek havoc.

Yosh: *Laughs.* That sounds like so much fun! Better than any musical. So, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

Kitkatz: Actually we started to go five minutes ago. You just didn't notice.

Yosh: Really?

Kitkatz: Yep. You should be more observant. Okay. We've got a long blimp ride ahead of us. What should we do?

Randi: Tell us more about your friend.

Kitkatz: Well, she's hard to describe. You can talk to her. I can get us a computer or a phone or something.

Malik: Cool! Computers are cool.

Kitkatz: It'll take me a minute. Just let me take out my wand. *Takes out the wand and waves it above her head.*

Yosh: Where's the computer?

Kitkatz: What computer?



All of the nurses fall asleep.

Kitkatz: Perfect. They're asleep. Thank god I remembered I learned that spell. Ten hours of that would have killed me. Now, how do you put this in high gear?

(My own mini author's note. Hope you like this part. I gotta stop now, but you can't tell when I do that. Unless I tell you, no duh! Buh bye!)

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(Hi again! I'm back! No homework so fanfic writing time has been increased. Yay! That means faster posts. If you think I'm slow, be mad at my english teacher. Grr. Stupid poetry. Well, I guess I'm not really that slow. Time to keep writing. This time with Romano and Corday. Read.)

Romano and Elizabeth are in the elevator.

*Really cheesy elevator music.*

Elizabeth: Why is this thing so slow. My god. We should have just taken the stairs. That would have been much faster.

Romano: You're right Lizzie, but we can't go back now, can we?

Elizabeth: Hmmph. No we can't, but I just want the bloody elevator to get down to the ER. I don't think it ever will.

As Elizabeth says this, the elevator stops and doors open. Nobody's in their range of view.

Romano: Finally! Now, let's go trash her office. This way.

Elizabeth and Romano walk towards Kerry's office, obviously preoccupied with what they want to trash first.

Romano: It's so... clean.

Elizabeth: Isn't that what we want?

Romano: Of course. This makes trashing even more fun. What to do first, what to do first?

Romano turns around and is in close proximity with Elizabeth. Very close. They stay looking at each other for a moment and turn at the exact same time.

Elizabeth: Okay. That was...

Romano: Nice?

Elizabeth: Yes. It was nice. Very nice.

Romano: I know how to trash this room!

Romano looks at her and lunges towards her. He plants a long kiss on her lips.

Romano: Is this a good way to start, Lizzie?

Elizabeth: Oh yes. Very good.

Elizabeth shuts the door with her foot and blindly pulls the shutter's cord, closing the blinds.

(That was bad, but I wasn't sure how to write something like that. Oh well, good enough.)

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Currently Carter, Luka and Abby are in the same room. Kerry's trying to get them all together for her giant evil deed.

Kerry: Susan? Frank? Are you guys doing anything?

Susan: We're eating donuts!

Kerry: Other than that.

Frank: Well then. No, guess not.

Kerry: Good. Then, do you guys wanna go help Carter dissect that brain? Chances like that don't come around often.

Susan: As long as we can bring the donuts.

Kerry: Bring the donuts! I don't care. Go see him, now!

Susan: Fine, fine. C'mon Frank. Let's go see the brain.

Susan and Frank leave for Carter.

Kerry: Perfect! They're all together. Now. Time to tell them the big news.

Kerry walks over to exam 1 where everyone's looking at Carter and the brain. They, yet again, don't notice her.

Kerry: Do you people ever notice me! *Nobody seems to notice.* Arghhh! Hmph. Okay. Here goes. *Yells.* CARTER, I LOVE YOU!

Carter drops the brain onto the floor and stares at Kerry. *Ten minutes later.*

Carter: Uhh. Okaaaaaay. But I thought that you were a...

Kerry: Nope! I changed for you! *Kerry walks over to Carter and kisses him on the cheek.* Bye bye, cutesie pie!

Kerry leaves, smug and obviously pleased with herself.

Kerry: I am so good. I hope he believes me. Nothing could ruin my good mood.

But something can and will.

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Back in exam 1

Luka: Cutesie pie?

Susan: That was weird. Very weird.

Abby: *Whines.* She can't have you! I've got dibs!

Carter: Eww. I can't even figure out where that came from.

Frank: I don't think she means it. I think it's another one of her evil deeds.

Luka: Really? You think? Well, it would make sense.

Abby: She has to stop with these tricks. They're really starting to bug me. But how?

Carter: Well, two can play the game. Here's my idea...

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You like? Very good. Unless you said no. Well I'm not going there. Sorry that this part has taken me so long but I've started John Carter, Pokemon Master, and it takes up a lot of my time. I think that Tara (Kitkatz) is going to write a very short chapter 2 that will be stuck in the middle of chapter one. I feel like writing JC, PM so this is the end of part four. As always, I'll try to put part five up fast and reviews are always appreciated. Oh and do you think that I should add Jerry? He's cool, too. -Sammie.

P.S. I JUST GOT THE DORSETT THING! My God, I am so out of it. Dorsett a.k.a. Doorstep can die. He's the surgeon that went after Corday. There can be a mass suicide! Yay! Mass suicide!