The Fairy: Chapter 2
By Haru
Discalmer:I used to own my chocolate bar, but I ate it.
Thankyou notice at bottom along with mindless chatter, which is what the story is anyway, and some ranting.
On with the monkey, I mean story.
Kenshin threw his bike onto the grass and darted inside the school. Most of the children were inside the classes watching the blur speeding down the hall through their classroom door frame. Kenshin watched his watch as he ran.
3..... He was a foot from the door
2..... He had the door open.
1..... He leaped as far as he could at the desk.
0.
Everything was in slow motion. Him hurtling towards the desk. The children screaming. And the fairy waving her wand.
*POOF*
Kenshin was in his seat. No crashes. No screaming children. And the fairy grinning. Kenshin was shocked.
(Who wouldv'e guessed that?) The children acted as if they didn't even remember the skinny, flying red head. Kenshin was pondering all of the current events and then he looked down at his backpack, somehow *magically* placed neatly beside him and it wiggled. He was about to scream, but then he remembered.
'Oh yeah, thats right, I have a fairy in my backpack. Wow. That sounds weird...'
Realization dawned on him. The fairy saved him from utter embarassment. He was really going to have to give her royal treatment now. Meanwhile, an evil presence watched at the emotions flying across his student's face. Embarassment. Shock. Fright. Realization. And humility. In a space of 5 minutes. Wow. Saitou was heavily confused at his student's problem, but he decided to take advantage of it. For some reason Saitou just didn't like the boy. He didn't like anyone in particular anyway... He just really disliked Himura*.
"Himura, Can you tell me the answer to number two of last nights homework?"
*Kenshin in dreamlike zombie state*
"Himura?"
*Still zombie-ish*
"Himura? Are you paying attention?"
*Obviosly not paying attention*
Saitou smirked. "HIMURA!"
"Hai!*"
"Himura, you were not paying attention. You were daydreaming. You know you're punishment for not listening. Go."
Kaoru, listening to the conversation, decided to take action. Kaoru waves her wand at Saitou. Saitou falls down behind his desk. The frightened children ran up to the desk. What they saw shocked them. *gasp!*
Looking down, they saw a very pissed, very tall woman, wearing Saitou's clothes. He boobs were jutted out a bit because of the 3 buttons undone on the shirt. The boys began to blush. Kenshin was shocked.The position the woman was in didn't help cover anything.
"What are you blushing at, you little queers? HELP ME UP!"
The kids were, by now, incredebly startled. This was obviously their teacher, but, he was a woman. And, actually, a rather attractive one*. The kids were wispering and pointing and gaping. Saitou was now on his last nerve. He needed a smoke, bad, and his shirt was kind of hugging his chest in an odd manner.
A girl named Tsubame, who was blushing immensly, as was normal for her, piped up.
"Saitou-sensei, I believe you should look at your chest, then run your hands through your hair..."
Saitou was kind of confused so HE did exactly that. What he saw scared the shit out of him. He had a nice set of rather large breasts perched on his chest and ran a hand through his hair and kept running his hand in it. It was past shoulder length. Saitou froze. not many things scare him, but this was an acceptable time to do what he hadn't done in a long time. He shrieked. The children covered their ears and moved aside as he raced to the bathroom.
After getting there, he wasn't sure which to go in. He was about to race into the mens, but then he thought about how it might look.He walked slowly into the womens bathroom. When he got in, he saw the worst possible person who could possibly see him like this. Tokio-san. The tenth grade Language arts teacher. He rather liked her. She was sweet, kind, and was good at handling the students. She smiled at him.
"Are you a visitor?"
Saitou was floored. What to say?
"Ummmm... I'm a substitue for Saitou Hajime."
"Oh, Saitou-san is sick?"
Ack.
"Oh, yes, he got a nasty flu, and he had to take the day off."
"Oh that's too bad. I wanted to spen lunch break with him. Too bad. Tell him to get well soon please."
"Oh, I will."
Tokio walked out of the bathroom and Saitou heaved a sigh of relief. 'Damn, I didn't get to have lunch with her.'
He looked in the mirror, and touched his hand to his hand in the reflection. He was shocked. (God, this fairy's causing a lot of shock isn't she?) He had large boobs and long hair, and a very calm expression. He then noticed why the boys were gaping.
'Hmph, they have some balls after all.'
He closed two of his buttons, leaving his collar bone exposed. 'Hmph, I'll go back to class I guess. Boy the looks of those twits will be priceless.' He flicked his hair over his shoulder and struted back to class and opened the door. The students were wispering and pointing. He smirked and threw his hair over his shoulder hith his hand. The students gaped.
"From now on, my DEAR class, I am Karikaze-sensei. To you and all of the rest of the student body, I am a substitute for Saitou-sensei, because he has a bad flu. Any questions?"
At the last second one of the class ran in late.
"OH, DUDE! WE HAVE A SUBSTITUTE AND SHE'S A HOT ONE!"
Saitou slapped his forehead. The student's chuckled. And one Sagara Sanosuke grinned mentally.
'Ohmigodshesahottie!'
Fairy Kaoru just grinned at delight of her handiwork, and Kenshin was shocked.
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Wow guys! I can't believe it! So many reviews. Yes anime master, I am aware I used japanese wrong and I... am laughing in your face. I am sorry. Baka is used correctly there, I believe. And, in all actuallity, I am learning japanese very well, despite not having properly constructed sentences. I just couldn't help myself. I like the word baka. It's a great word. FUDGE MONKIES! Ok, sorry people. Only ONE *glares* aspect of critisizm, I'm relatively shocked. Thank you sososososososososososososososo much to the people who actually added me to favorites. I can't believe it. Woo hoo! Yes I'm wasting space on just the thankyou note. I'm also surpised this got so many reviews, cause I already made the second chapter to The Meaning of Long Sleeves, and yet, I only got one review on it. O_O
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R+R everyone... I know you hated it! (Runs up to the tomatoes in a flourish, and is immediately died red) TOMATOES!
\:;***ElEctRiFyiNG EcHoES***;:/
By Haru
Discalmer:I used to own my chocolate bar, but I ate it.
Thankyou notice at bottom along with mindless chatter, which is what the story is anyway, and some ranting.
On with the monkey, I mean story.
Kenshin threw his bike onto the grass and darted inside the school. Most of the children were inside the classes watching the blur speeding down the hall through their classroom door frame. Kenshin watched his watch as he ran.
3..... He was a foot from the door
2..... He had the door open.
1..... He leaped as far as he could at the desk.
0.
Everything was in slow motion. Him hurtling towards the desk. The children screaming. And the fairy waving her wand.
*POOF*
Kenshin was in his seat. No crashes. No screaming children. And the fairy grinning. Kenshin was shocked.
(Who wouldv'e guessed that?) The children acted as if they didn't even remember the skinny, flying red head. Kenshin was pondering all of the current events and then he looked down at his backpack, somehow *magically* placed neatly beside him and it wiggled. He was about to scream, but then he remembered.
'Oh yeah, thats right, I have a fairy in my backpack. Wow. That sounds weird...'
Realization dawned on him. The fairy saved him from utter embarassment. He was really going to have to give her royal treatment now. Meanwhile, an evil presence watched at the emotions flying across his student's face. Embarassment. Shock. Fright. Realization. And humility. In a space of 5 minutes. Wow. Saitou was heavily confused at his student's problem, but he decided to take advantage of it. For some reason Saitou just didn't like the boy. He didn't like anyone in particular anyway... He just really disliked Himura*.
"Himura, Can you tell me the answer to number two of last nights homework?"
*Kenshin in dreamlike zombie state*
"Himura?"
*Still zombie-ish*
"Himura? Are you paying attention?"
*Obviosly not paying attention*
Saitou smirked. "HIMURA!"
"Hai!*"
"Himura, you were not paying attention. You were daydreaming. You know you're punishment for not listening. Go."
Kaoru, listening to the conversation, decided to take action. Kaoru waves her wand at Saitou. Saitou falls down behind his desk. The frightened children ran up to the desk. What they saw shocked them. *gasp!*
Looking down, they saw a very pissed, very tall woman, wearing Saitou's clothes. He boobs were jutted out a bit because of the 3 buttons undone on the shirt. The boys began to blush. Kenshin was shocked.The position the woman was in didn't help cover anything.
"What are you blushing at, you little queers? HELP ME UP!"
The kids were, by now, incredebly startled. This was obviously their teacher, but, he was a woman. And, actually, a rather attractive one*. The kids were wispering and pointing and gaping. Saitou was now on his last nerve. He needed a smoke, bad, and his shirt was kind of hugging his chest in an odd manner.
A girl named Tsubame, who was blushing immensly, as was normal for her, piped up.
"Saitou-sensei, I believe you should look at your chest, then run your hands through your hair..."
Saitou was kind of confused so HE did exactly that. What he saw scared the shit out of him. He had a nice set of rather large breasts perched on his chest and ran a hand through his hair and kept running his hand in it. It was past shoulder length. Saitou froze. not many things scare him, but this was an acceptable time to do what he hadn't done in a long time. He shrieked. The children covered their ears and moved aside as he raced to the bathroom.
After getting there, he wasn't sure which to go in. He was about to race into the mens, but then he thought about how it might look.He walked slowly into the womens bathroom. When he got in, he saw the worst possible person who could possibly see him like this. Tokio-san. The tenth grade Language arts teacher. He rather liked her. She was sweet, kind, and was good at handling the students. She smiled at him.
"Are you a visitor?"
Saitou was floored. What to say?
"Ummmm... I'm a substitue for Saitou Hajime."
"Oh, Saitou-san is sick?"
Ack.
"Oh, yes, he got a nasty flu, and he had to take the day off."
"Oh that's too bad. I wanted to spen lunch break with him. Too bad. Tell him to get well soon please."
"Oh, I will."
Tokio walked out of the bathroom and Saitou heaved a sigh of relief. 'Damn, I didn't get to have lunch with her.'
He looked in the mirror, and touched his hand to his hand in the reflection. He was shocked. (God, this fairy's causing a lot of shock isn't she?) He had large boobs and long hair, and a very calm expression. He then noticed why the boys were gaping.
'Hmph, they have some balls after all.'
He closed two of his buttons, leaving his collar bone exposed. 'Hmph, I'll go back to class I guess. Boy the looks of those twits will be priceless.' He flicked his hair over his shoulder and struted back to class and opened the door. The students were wispering and pointing. He smirked and threw his hair over his shoulder hith his hand. The students gaped.
"From now on, my DEAR class, I am Karikaze-sensei. To you and all of the rest of the student body, I am a substitute for Saitou-sensei, because he has a bad flu. Any questions?"
At the last second one of the class ran in late.
"OH, DUDE! WE HAVE A SUBSTITUTE AND SHE'S A HOT ONE!"
Saitou slapped his forehead. The student's chuckled. And one Sagara Sanosuke grinned mentally.
'Ohmigodshesahottie!'
Fairy Kaoru just grinned at delight of her handiwork, and Kenshin was shocked.
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Wow guys! I can't believe it! So many reviews. Yes anime master, I am aware I used japanese wrong and I... am laughing in your face. I am sorry. Baka is used correctly there, I believe. And, in all actuallity, I am learning japanese very well, despite not having properly constructed sentences. I just couldn't help myself. I like the word baka. It's a great word. FUDGE MONKIES! Ok, sorry people. Only ONE *glares* aspect of critisizm, I'm relatively shocked. Thank you sososososososososososososososo much to the people who actually added me to favorites. I can't believe it. Woo hoo! Yes I'm wasting space on just the thankyou note. I'm also surpised this got so many reviews, cause I already made the second chapter to The Meaning of Long Sleeves, and yet, I only got one review on it. O_O
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R+R everyone... I know you hated it! (Runs up to the tomatoes in a flourish, and is immediately died red) TOMATOES!
\:;***ElEctRiFyiNG EcHoES***;:/
