The Series of Abnormal Events

Chapter 1: The Evil Antics of Dr. Weaver. Part seven.

Yes it's here! It's finally here! I hope that's what you guys are thinking, but I doubt it. You're probably thinking, "Gosh she has too much time on her hands. She has no life." I wouldn't be surprised. No. I have a valid excuse. When I write this, my mom thinks I'm doing my homework! Perfect! This is way funner than homework. And I do have a life. I write when I'm really tired. At like, 10 pm. The stupidest ideas come at this time. Oh and I'm not fat! I'm really skinny. A beanpole. My pals all think that my readers will think I'm fat, since all I write about is donuts. It's not true! I just like donuts. And I worked off that. Wow. I've rambled a lot. Well, here's part seven, ready for your enjoyment. Oh yeah. Thanks to Cassi and Sven for reviewing part 5, Lilliana, for catching all my stupid mistakes and Kitkatz/ Tara for giving me tons of stupid ideas during lunch hour.

Disclamer: Ya know, I look forward to writing these disclamers. They are FUN! What'll I say this time. Okay, I got it.

Yes! Finally! I own all the characters! This paper entitles me to that! All I had to do was kidnap the producer to get it out of them! I can't wait to control them! *Sammie wakes up.* Ugh. It was just a dream. That sucks. So I guess I don't own the characters. That really sucks.

Ya like? I hope so. Disclamers should be used more. Make a story out of it. I challenge you. Now. To the fic!

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(Here's something sad. I just reread most of my fic cause I needed to remember what happens! I'm caught up now!)

Abby is slowly trudging along through the hallway.

Abby: *To herself.* Gosh. This place is so quiet. Nobody is around. No one at all. It's actually kind of weird. Hmm. Something must be going on that I don't know about. It's like in those mysteries, something is up when it's too quiet.

At that moment Abby hears a loud scream eminating from Weaver's office.

Abby: Oh my God! What the hell is she doing in there? Okay, maybe I don't want to know. Oh nasty! Now I have a mental image. Thanks Kerry! Another evil deed. Yuck. That won't leave my head for days. Ewwwww!

Abby runs down the hall, away from Kerry's office and back to the rest of the gang.

Abby: I can't go in there.

Luka: It's not that hard. You walk up to the door, turn the handle and push the door open. Then you walk through it, into the office. It's simple, really.

Abby: Luka!

Luka: What? I was trying to help.

Abby: I'm not that stupid. I can open doors. But it's something else.

Susan: Like what?

Abby: Well, as I was walking towards her office, I noticed how quiet it was.

Frank: Go on.

Abby: And I thought of how in books and tv shows and stuff, something always happens when it's quiet.

Carter: Don't tell me THAT made you come back here.

Abby: NO! And stop interrupting. Okay. Well, as I said it was quiet. Then all of a sudden I heard a loud scream.

Frank: What kind of scream?

Abby: A passionate scream. The kinds you'd make in bed.

Everyone else: OHHHH!

Abby: The worst part is the fact that I think Kerry was in there!

Everyone else again: EWWWWWW!

If you could see into the minds of everyone in that room, I can tell you, it wouldn't be a pleasant sight.

About ten minutes later.

Everyone: EWWWW!

Finally, Carter realizes something.

Carter: Weaver isn't in there!

Susan: Huh?

Carter: No. She would have gone out to get coffee, or to do more evil deeds. This kind of deed wouldn't let her see the outcome. Plus, she also thinks I'm really gullible and that I believed her, so she wouldn't cheat on me.

Frank: The reality of it is gone, but the horrible mental picture remains.

Luka: Okay, so Kerry isn't in there. Then who is?

Abby: It's not much better than Kerry, but, uh. I think it's Elizabeth and Romano!

Susan: That would make sense.

Luka: And I think that they're on right now too.

Frank: If in fact, they are in there, then I have the most perfect plan yet!

Carter: Which is?

Frank: Throw a party!

Abby: Um, how is that a good plan?

Frank: If we throw a party, it'll get on her nerves, cause she hates parties, but also we could throw it for her, in her office, so that she sees them on her desk and we piss her off by holding a party. Now all we need is more people!

Susan: I'm impressed Frank! Great idea! Now, where will we get the more people?

Carter: Well, I dunno, but we could call Kitkatz.

Susan: Do we have her number?

Carter: N.

Luka: *Interrupts Carter.* Yes! You do know that she gave me her gba right?

Frank: Uh huh.

Luka: I think that her name and phone number is on the back! *Luka grabs the gba and flips it over.* See! Right there!

Carter: Then let's call her!

Everyone walks down to the admin. desk. Susan takes the job of calling. She dials the number.

Riiiing. Riiiing.

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We will now meet up with the nurses. On the blimp, of course.

Kitkatz: Wasn't that fun?

Yosh: Sure. I still can't get over the fact that we're on tv.

Kitkatz: Nine years. Number one show!

Haleh: That's good. But still, kinda freaky.

Kitkatz: I guess. But it's like Big Brother, you're taped 24/7. Of course they know they're being taped, but does that stop them from doing stuff? Absolutly not.

Randi: I guess you're right. Hmm. Where are we going?

Kitkatz: Back to the ER, of course.

Malik: Why? That's the place we wanted to stay away from in the first place.

Kitkatz: I know it seems boring now, but trust me, more stuff is going to happen.

Yosh: Like what?

Kitkatz: Carter, Abby, Susan, Luka and Frank and going to have a party. And we're going!

Haleh: Ooh! Fun! A party!

Kitkatz: They aren't doing it for fun. But you'll find out when you get back. Now, we need to learn to use these donuts as wands. But the only way I'll teach you, is if you promise to become my minions.

Randi: Minions? I don't think so.

Kitkatz: Come on! It'll be fun! I won't make you do anything, I've just always dreamed of having my own little, how do you say, entourage.

Yosh: I guess it sounds okay. Magic is worth it.

Kitkatz: So everyone is with me?

Haleh: I already know magic. I don't need to be your minion.

Kitkatz: But we're high in the sky, and I'm stronger than you. You will be part of my entourage. Capiche?

Haleh: Fine. Just don't make me do anything stupid.

Kitkatz: I won't make you do anything. We'll do fun stuff! Now, is everyone with me?

There's a chorus of yesses from the nurses.

Kitkatz: Good. We'll now do the pledge.

Randi: Pledge?

Kitkatz: I want this to be ceremonial. To start, raise your donut.

Everyone raises their donuts. Malik's has a few bites missing.

Kitkatz: MALIK! WHY ARE YOU EATING YOUR DONUT!?!

Malik: I'm hungry!

Kitkatz: You're lucky this time. I have a few extra donuts. Lucky thing we got a dozen.

Malik takes another donut and raises his hand like everyone else.

Kitkatz: Repeat after me. I pledge.

Nurses: I pledge.

Kitkatz: To stay true.

Nurses: To stay true.

Kitkatz: To my leader.

Nurses: To my leader.

Kitkatz: The most-greatest, wonderfullest, stupefantabulous leader ever.

Randi: I am NOT saying that. Stop flattering yourself.

Kitkatz: You are RUINING my moment!

Randi: Then say something reasonable.

Kitkatz: Hmph. Fine. Kitkatz.

Nurses: Kitkatz.

Kitkatz: And use my magic.

Nurses: And use my magic.

Kitkatz: Against people.

Nurses: Against people.

Kitkatz: I don't like.

Nurses: I don't like.

Kitkatz: And those who don't eat donuts.

Nurses: And those who don't eat donuts.

Kitkatz: There I'm done.

Nurses: There I'm done.

Kitkatz: Stop repeating now.

Malik: Stop repeating now.

Everyone else on the blimp: MALIK!

Malik: Oh. Sorry.

Kitkatz: Good job everyone, *mutters* though you could have been more agreeing.

Randi: I heard that!

Kitkatz: What?

Randi: You just said, though you could have been more agreeing!

Kitkatz: No I didn't.

Randi: I distinctly heard you say it!

Kitkatz: Nope.

Randi: Ugg! You are SOOO immature.

Kitkatz: No I'm not.

Randi: I can't take this anymore.

She walks away.

Kitkatz: *Whines.* But I have to teach you magic!

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Flash to Weaver.

Weaver is outside of a bagel shop.

Weaver: He he he he he. This is the perfect evil deed! Those doctors have become too obsessed with donuts. I will sneek bagels into the box of donuts. That will piss them off! Royally! After the whole bagel sickness thing, I bet none of them will want to touch a bagel! I can't stand it! Eww. Just the thought of bagels. *Shudders.* I'll have to face them to follow through with the bagel trick.

She enters the bagel shop.

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Okay. It's late on a Friday night and I'm done part 7. I really hope you like it. I put so much work into it. When you read fanfic, you don't realize how much it takes to make one. Even though my story has no plan, and I go from the top of my head, it still takes me awhile. Right now, I'm about to start a more serious fic. All my other projects will go on the back burner, including this one. But I'm not ending it here. I'd feel too guilty. Anyhoo, Holie, (Lilliana,) is helping me come up with ideas, so I thank her. Ta-ta and toodles to you, peoples. I will write part 8 fast, I hope. ~Sammie