Heeelllooo Nurse!
A FF8/X-Men crossover fic
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 8, nor do I own X-Men.
After squaring away Jean's belonging's in her new dormitory room, Squall proceeded to escort her around the Garden, where several of the male SeeDs and cadets outlandishly let their drooling get out of hand, not to mention a few of the female students as well. But yet, she still found it rather amusing, considering what their last advising doctor looked like.
As they walked, she continued to glance over at her young tour guide, smiling every now and then at how he faulted when he spoke, knowing from his thoughts that he was quiet nervous to be around such a 'hottie'. She herself was acting a little giddy around Squall. {Hell, why not! He's handsome, kinda shy yet mysterious, and supremely fuckable!} She blushed when that thought popped into her mind, and was thankful that he was too busy talking to another guy, who was oddly enough, dressed up as a cowboy.
"Irvine, this is Dr. Kadowaki's replacement, Dr. Jean Grey."
Irvine tipped his hat to her politely and spoke in a southern accent. "Howdy ma'am. Pleasure to meet you." {Boy, if that ain't an understatement! Damn...and to think I'm engaged to Selphie..}
{Ugh...I don't think I'm going to like him very much, even if he is cute.} She put on a polite smile and shook hands with Irvine. "Nice to meet you also, Irvine." {Yeah...riiiight.} "So, Squall, shall we continue?"
He nodded to her and nodded goodbye to Irvine, who looked a little disappointed in seeing Jean go. "Sure..."
She followed him past the Parking Lot they'd just left from and next they arrived at the entrance to the Training Center, which after much debate, had finally been rebuilt and restocked with other species of monsters besides the usual Grats and T-Rexaurs, thus making it even more of a hazardous area. "This is where we train during times of peace. Since you're the Doc, you really shouldn't have any reason to go in here."
"Do I really look that weak? I happen to be very capable of fighting a couple of harmless monsters."
"Ohh, n..no. I didn't mean it like that. Believe me, you definitely look like you can handle yourself...", he looked her body over, not noticing the small smirk on her face as he did so.
{Hmm...hehe, I think I'm going to have a little fun.}"And just what do you mean by that, Mr. Leonhart?" She grinned seductively and took a step closer to him.
{Oh shit, oh shit...she's coming closer, wait..that's a good thing!!} "I eh..I," he gulped and looked around nervously, before looking back at her, only to see that she'd moved even closer. "...I didn't mean anything offensive ma'am. Pardon me if it sounded that way."
She smiled and stepped back, giving him a small wink. "What a pity, I was hoping you had another meaning behind that." With another wink, she started to walk down the hall, leaving a shocked and somewhat confused Squall behind.
{Great...now I need a cold shower!} He started to follow her down the hall, their tour almost over. {But..I think it can wait, I don't mind following behind someone with an ass like that...}
Upon finishing the tour, he'd accompanied her to the cafeteria, since she'd requested his company. While eating some of the Garden's fabulous cuisine, they were joined by Zell, Selphie, and Rinoa. Zell, of course, had a plate with no less than four of hot-dogs, while Selphie had a small chicken sandwich, and Rinoa had a small salad. {Gah, no wonder she looks like an anorexic chicken...}
Jean read Squall's thought and nearly choked her own hot-dog. But as she took a longer look at Rinoa, she realized he was right, she did look like an anorexic chicken. She glanced to the other two, and smiled politely while they introduced themselves.
"Zell Dincht, at your service, Doc." He smiled his usual big, dopey grin that already classified him as a big kid at heart. Surprisingly, she didn't read any pornographic thoughts from his mind, just a few childish ones similar to the ones Squall'd used.
"I'm Selphie Tilmitt." Selphie waved energetically with one hand while trying to each her sandwich with the other.
Rinoa was the last one to speak up, "I'm Rinoa Heartilly. Whew, I'm glad you're here. Quistis and I were having hell trying to keep up with birth control prescriptions and trying to keep pregnancy tests in stock." {Hmph, looks like she may be some competition for Squall....}
She grinned slightly while thinking, {Honey, I'm no competition at all, because I've already got him from what I can tell. Him and every other male around here...}
Squall simply sat there and listened to the three converse with one another, trying to hide his 'excitement' from Jean, since he didn't want her to think he was a 'complete' perv, unlike most of the Garden's male population. {Yeesh, I can't take this anymore!} He stood up from the table and nodded to everyone. "If you'll sex..I mean, excuse me, I'll be retiring to my dorm now."
He dumped his plate and exited the cafeteria, silently cursing himself for making such a bumbling idiot of himself. {'Sex..I mean, excuse me?' Gah, what was I thinking?! Way to go Leonhart!}
He reached his dorm and shut the door behind him, not listening to whether or not it actually clicked shut or not, and threw off his jacket and shirt as he headed directly for the bathroom. He turned the cold water on full blast and proceeded to remove the rest of his clothing. He gasped as he stepped into the spray of cold water and quickly turned the hot on as far as it would go. He rested his hands on the wall in front of him and looked down at the shower floor, letting the water run over his body.
His head jerked up as he heard the sound of the bathroom door's lock click, and looked to the side to see the silhouette of another person in the bathroom with him. {What the...?} Without thinking, he pulled the shower door open all the way, and revieled all he had to offer to the other person. Upon seeing who it was, he simply stood there, for that person was naked also. ".....Rinoa?"
A/N: Haha, I'm soooo cruel, aren't I? If you want me to write what goes on after that, you'll have to review!
