Disclaimer Time: With the exception of Candy and "Love", characters are not
my property. Written for fun, not profit. Don't sue.
Note: Can anyone explain why "The Real World" is still around? Nothing new ever happens.
Dedicated to my buddy Aroracle who will never look at Wes Crusher the same way again.
Fractured Fairytales Fingerpuppet Players Presents:
The First Annual Marauders' Special.
"The Surreal World"
Eight ex-classmates are chosen to live together and have their lives written in play form. Find out what happens when people stop being real and start laying the smack down!
Snape::in confessional::"I hate how James never gives Lily a chance to come up for air. What kind of girl does he think she is?"
::Living room. James and Lily are sitting on a sofa. Snape is standing over them, wearing an apron::
Snape:"I feel that I'm the only one who cleans up around here."
James: "That's not true. Peter helps you clean."
Snape: "Who?...Oh! That guy. Anyway, how would you know? All you do is make out!"
Lily: "Well, that's not all we do" ::giggles::
Snape::in confessional:: "That poor, innocent lady?"
::Bathroom. The shower is running. The glass is fogged. Lily giggles and then::"Oh, James!"::A hand presses against the glass, leaving a hand print::
Snape::in confessional:: "I bet she's never seen a man without his shirt. That's how innocent she is. He doesn't deserve her."
Peter::in confessional:: "I don't know why I'm in here...I don't have an opinion about anything"
Snape's "Love"::in confessional::"Sevy is soooo sweet!"
::Snape is in the kitchen washing dishes::
"Love"::walks in:: "Oh, Seeeeeevy!"
Snape: "Go away, you worthless girl!"
"Love"::in confessional,nodding:: "I think we have something really special"
::Living room. James and Lily are making out on the sofa. Remus, "Love", and Sirius are playing cards at the coffee table. Peter is at the computer. Snape is sweeping the floors, grumbling to himself. Lucius runs into the room::
Lucius:"I just scored!"::pumps his fists in the air::
Snape::drily:: "Oh, goodie"
Remus: "Who with?"
Lucius: "She's...er..really nice."
Sirius: "What's her name?"
Lucius::doesn't notice the girl walking up behind him:: "I don't know, but she's really hot!"
Girl: "My name is Candy!"::smacks him and leaves::
Lucius::stands for a moment and then shrugs:: "Like I care. I just scored!"::pumps his fists in the air::
Lucius::in confessional:: "That Snape! Man...that guy needs a girl. I mean...whoa! There's a bit of built up tension if you know what I mean"
Snape::voice muffled throught the confessional door:: "We ALWAYS know what you mean, you twit!"
Lucius::in confessional:: "You see?"
Snape::in confessional:: "Forget this! I'm moving out!"
Note: Can anyone explain why "The Real World" is still around? Nothing new ever happens.
Dedicated to my buddy Aroracle who will never look at Wes Crusher the same way again.
Fractured Fairytales Fingerpuppet Players Presents:
The First Annual Marauders' Special.
"The Surreal World"
Eight ex-classmates are chosen to live together and have their lives written in play form. Find out what happens when people stop being real and start laying the smack down!
Snape::in confessional::"I hate how James never gives Lily a chance to come up for air. What kind of girl does he think she is?"
::Living room. James and Lily are sitting on a sofa. Snape is standing over them, wearing an apron::
Snape:"I feel that I'm the only one who cleans up around here."
James: "That's not true. Peter helps you clean."
Snape: "Who?...Oh! That guy. Anyway, how would you know? All you do is make out!"
Lily: "Well, that's not all we do" ::giggles::
Snape::in confessional:: "That poor, innocent lady?"
::Bathroom. The shower is running. The glass is fogged. Lily giggles and then::"Oh, James!"::A hand presses against the glass, leaving a hand print::
Snape::in confessional:: "I bet she's never seen a man without his shirt. That's how innocent she is. He doesn't deserve her."
Peter::in confessional:: "I don't know why I'm in here...I don't have an opinion about anything"
Snape's "Love"::in confessional::"Sevy is soooo sweet!"
::Snape is in the kitchen washing dishes::
"Love"::walks in:: "Oh, Seeeeeevy!"
Snape: "Go away, you worthless girl!"
"Love"::in confessional,nodding:: "I think we have something really special"
::Living room. James and Lily are making out on the sofa. Remus, "Love", and Sirius are playing cards at the coffee table. Peter is at the computer. Snape is sweeping the floors, grumbling to himself. Lucius runs into the room::
Lucius:"I just scored!"::pumps his fists in the air::
Snape::drily:: "Oh, goodie"
Remus: "Who with?"
Lucius: "She's...er..really nice."
Sirius: "What's her name?"
Lucius::doesn't notice the girl walking up behind him:: "I don't know, but she's really hot!"
Girl: "My name is Candy!"::smacks him and leaves::
Lucius::stands for a moment and then shrugs:: "Like I care. I just scored!"::pumps his fists in the air::
Lucius::in confessional:: "That Snape! Man...that guy needs a girl. I mean...whoa! There's a bit of built up tension if you know what I mean"
Snape::voice muffled throught the confessional door:: "We ALWAYS know what you mean, you twit!"
Lucius::in confessional:: "You see?"
Snape::in confessional:: "Forget this! I'm moving out!"
