Now That's Just Silly!
Chapter 3, Look at Me!
To think you thought *I* was the Mary Sue we were parodying....snicker.
Tee hee. I bet you thought this was never coming. But it's already come! AHAHAHAHA!
Er, never mind.
I'm surprised this has gained popularity like he has. What with all the R/R fics--Rescue/Romance--I thought that this parody would never get a foothold. But it has. Wow. Read and Review, peeps!
~*~*~*~
In Thunderbird 5, NovaGirl and John were tracking the SKY BLUE FABRIC.
NovaGirl *fluttering eyelashes and posing dramatically*: It's so nice to be alone…isn't it..
John *taking a step back*: Er….Let's find that fabric now?
NovaGirl *getting the hint…sort of*: Of course!
NovaGirl walked up to the nearest machine only to hear a NOISE!
NovaGirl: Hey! What the bleepities is this?
John: International Coffee! International Rescue's coffee machine of choice!
Must you sound like you're advertising?
John: No adverts, no airtime. So no complaints!
Eeperz.
NovaGirl: Shaddup!
It was then she remembered that around her Tracy of choice, she was supposed to be NICE.
NovaGirl: Well..er…Would you like some coffee?
John *grins*: Of course! I always have coffee with my radar!
NovaGirl: Yay!
And so, drinking their International Coffee with their International Radar, they finally found the sky blue fabric!
Both: Yay! We finally found the sky blue fabric!
And now, they were to leave the station completely unattended. Except for a dippy bird and Braman. Because after all, isn't that all you need?
John: I am shocked and insulted.
NovaGirl: Watch it narrator--you're on thin ice!
Gulp.
~*~*~*~
So, shortly after all the fuffle and cafuffle, they got into...THE FLYING CAR!
All: We have a flying car?
Brains: W-well, w-why n-not? We have e-everything else i-imaginable.
They were forced to admit that he had a point. However, NovaGirl did not care about points.
NovaGirl: I'M RIDING IN A FLYING CAR! WHEEEEEE!
Brains: You k-know, technically t-there's no point in s-saying whee. The c-car hasn't s-started yet.
NovaGirl, blinking while filing her nails: Stutter one more time and I eat your soul.
Brains: Gulp.
And so, they prepared to drive their flying car.
Scott: Preparing to drive the flying car!
NovaGirl: What's there to prepare for!? Just go!
Just go.
Scott: Shouldn't you sit--
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
NovaGirl: @.@ Shaddup.
Err....not to sound like I'm not interested, but isn't it going to be boring just waiting till we get there.
That caused the people on board to blink in wise, acknowledging thought.
Jeff: I wasn't nodding in anything!
YES YOU WERE.
Jeff: But--
YES YOU WERE! SILENCE, FOOLISH MORTAL!
Jeff: Gulp.
NovaGirl: Man, afraid of Chia pets and whipped by the narrator. That's gotta suck.
Jeff, sending her his Glare of Doom: Oh, shut up.
NovaGirl: Just try....
Everyone! Stop this! We're getting distracted. We need to GO.
Gordon: Hey, the omnipotent being has a point! And I get a line!
You sure do, Oh Favoured One....
Gordon, bright red: And what is THAT supposed to mean?
Absolutely nothing. Now how are we going to zoom to the Sky Blue Fabric Place?
NovaGirl: We could do the Time Warp!
Gasp-a-roo!
Alan: Gasp-a-roo?
Well, yes. I need SOME zany phrase.
Alan: Yes, but 'gasp-a-roo'? I mean...
Jeff: We'll have no more of that. We need to do the time warp. ;;pause;; Though I admit, that was quite zany.
See? HAH!
Alan: Shaddup.
Now, on the count of Sing!...wait for it......SING! Everybody! (And so, everybody did!)
It's just a jump to the left!
And then a step to the right!
With your hands on your hips!
You bring your knees in tight!
But it's the pelvic thrust!
That really drives you insane!
LET'S DO THE TIME-WARP AGAIN!!!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!
~*~*~*~
The Count Von Groovy, grinned. Except evilly. Because the Count Von Groovy, was not groovy at all! JUST EVIL!
Count Von Groovy: You mean you just noticed?
Of course not. But the readers just did.
This made him blink.
CVG: So they did. Hoodie, methinks we should try our evil plan out.
Hood: I am NOT a sweatshirt!!!
Yeah. You're not comfy enough.
Hood: _ Your foolishness irates me!
Yes, it tends to do that.
Hood: No matter! I agree with your plan, Von Groovy. I agree!
And so, they all laughed together.
All: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hood: But narrator...
Yes?
Hood: Why did YOU laugh?
I'm the narrator. I'm allowed to. GOT IT?
Hood: Eep.
Neener neener.
~*~*~*~
And so, thanks to the TIME WARP! they reached the location of the SKY BLUE FABRIC!
Scott: I sure am glad we finally reached the...
But then, something HAPPENED.
Scott: Hubbity flubbity?
Yes! It was then he laid eyes on HER. Her silky raven hair, eyes that put emeralds to shame...
Hey! Wait a second! What the hell am I reading!?
TOO BAD. THIS MY FIC NOW.
Who the hell are you!?
NARRATOR OF DOOM.
Grandma, may I borrow your frying pan?
Grandma: Of course. Just be careful not to put any dents in it.
I will be. AIIIYAA!
OW. I'M OUT OF HERE.
NovaGirl, blinking.: Well that was random.
Virgil, who was extraordinarily happy he got a line: Not as random as Scott right now?
Scott: Hubbity flubbity....subbity?
It was then he WALKED UP TO HER. She turned her head,a shocked look in her eyes at the exquisite company who had joined her.
Scott: Hey there....
???: Oh, hello!
Scott, trying to be smooth: I don't think I, ah, caught your name.
???: It's Mary. Mary Su---Shoebox.
Oh SHIT.
NovaGirl: Not even the shiniest sword can save us now!!!
Virgil: Well, she is cute.
....
NovaGirl: Speak like that again and I kill you.
Virgil: Gulp.
Meanwhile, Mary "Shoebox" was flirting her butt off. Which should be a crime against humanity. It was then she fainted!
Mary: Oh no! I have fainted! Save me!
Alan: Please don't tell me he's going to fall for that.
Okay. We won't tell you.
NovaGirl: Scotty! Get out of there!
Scott: What's in it for me?
It was then she began to whisper. Something about special, Tally, and bed. Hell if I get it. Needlesss to say, it worked. Needless to say, they got the hell outta there.
And needless to say, Mary Su--Shoebox, was pissed.
Mary: YOU BASTARD! GET BACK HERE! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME, I"M YOUR TRUE LOVE!
A moment passed.
Mary: SHIT.
Chapter 3, Look at Me!
To think you thought *I* was the Mary Sue we were parodying....snicker.
Tee hee. I bet you thought this was never coming. But it's already come! AHAHAHAHA!
Er, never mind.
I'm surprised this has gained popularity like he has. What with all the R/R fics--Rescue/Romance--I thought that this parody would never get a foothold. But it has. Wow. Read and Review, peeps!
~*~*~*~
In Thunderbird 5, NovaGirl and John were tracking the SKY BLUE FABRIC.
NovaGirl *fluttering eyelashes and posing dramatically*: It's so nice to be alone…isn't it..
John *taking a step back*: Er….Let's find that fabric now?
NovaGirl *getting the hint…sort of*: Of course!
NovaGirl walked up to the nearest machine only to hear a NOISE!
NovaGirl: Hey! What the bleepities is this?
John: International Coffee! International Rescue's coffee machine of choice!
Must you sound like you're advertising?
John: No adverts, no airtime. So no complaints!
Eeperz.
NovaGirl: Shaddup!
It was then she remembered that around her Tracy of choice, she was supposed to be NICE.
NovaGirl: Well..er…Would you like some coffee?
John *grins*: Of course! I always have coffee with my radar!
NovaGirl: Yay!
And so, drinking their International Coffee with their International Radar, they finally found the sky blue fabric!
Both: Yay! We finally found the sky blue fabric!
And now, they were to leave the station completely unattended. Except for a dippy bird and Braman. Because after all, isn't that all you need?
John: I am shocked and insulted.
NovaGirl: Watch it narrator--you're on thin ice!
Gulp.
~*~*~*~
So, shortly after all the fuffle and cafuffle, they got into...THE FLYING CAR!
All: We have a flying car?
Brains: W-well, w-why n-not? We have e-everything else i-imaginable.
They were forced to admit that he had a point. However, NovaGirl did not care about points.
NovaGirl: I'M RIDING IN A FLYING CAR! WHEEEEEE!
Brains: You k-know, technically t-there's no point in s-saying whee. The c-car hasn't s-started yet.
NovaGirl, blinking while filing her nails: Stutter one more time and I eat your soul.
Brains: Gulp.
And so, they prepared to drive their flying car.
Scott: Preparing to drive the flying car!
NovaGirl: What's there to prepare for!? Just go!
Just go.
Scott: Shouldn't you sit--
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
NovaGirl: @.@ Shaddup.
Err....not to sound like I'm not interested, but isn't it going to be boring just waiting till we get there.
That caused the people on board to blink in wise, acknowledging thought.
Jeff: I wasn't nodding in anything!
YES YOU WERE.
Jeff: But--
YES YOU WERE! SILENCE, FOOLISH MORTAL!
Jeff: Gulp.
NovaGirl: Man, afraid of Chia pets and whipped by the narrator. That's gotta suck.
Jeff, sending her his Glare of Doom: Oh, shut up.
NovaGirl: Just try....
Everyone! Stop this! We're getting distracted. We need to GO.
Gordon: Hey, the omnipotent being has a point! And I get a line!
You sure do, Oh Favoured One....
Gordon, bright red: And what is THAT supposed to mean?
Absolutely nothing. Now how are we going to zoom to the Sky Blue Fabric Place?
NovaGirl: We could do the Time Warp!
Gasp-a-roo!
Alan: Gasp-a-roo?
Well, yes. I need SOME zany phrase.
Alan: Yes, but 'gasp-a-roo'? I mean...
Jeff: We'll have no more of that. We need to do the time warp. ;;pause;; Though I admit, that was quite zany.
See? HAH!
Alan: Shaddup.
Now, on the count of Sing!...wait for it......SING! Everybody! (And so, everybody did!)
It's just a jump to the left!
And then a step to the right!
With your hands on your hips!
You bring your knees in tight!
But it's the pelvic thrust!
That really drives you insane!
LET'S DO THE TIME-WARP AGAIN!!!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!
~*~*~*~
The Count Von Groovy, grinned. Except evilly. Because the Count Von Groovy, was not groovy at all! JUST EVIL!
Count Von Groovy: You mean you just noticed?
Of course not. But the readers just did.
This made him blink.
CVG: So they did. Hoodie, methinks we should try our evil plan out.
Hood: I am NOT a sweatshirt!!!
Yeah. You're not comfy enough.
Hood: _ Your foolishness irates me!
Yes, it tends to do that.
Hood: No matter! I agree with your plan, Von Groovy. I agree!
And so, they all laughed together.
All: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hood: But narrator...
Yes?
Hood: Why did YOU laugh?
I'm the narrator. I'm allowed to. GOT IT?
Hood: Eep.
Neener neener.
~*~*~*~
And so, thanks to the TIME WARP! they reached the location of the SKY BLUE FABRIC!
Scott: I sure am glad we finally reached the...
But then, something HAPPENED.
Scott: Hubbity flubbity?
Yes! It was then he laid eyes on HER. Her silky raven hair, eyes that put emeralds to shame...
Hey! Wait a second! What the hell am I reading!?
TOO BAD. THIS MY FIC NOW.
Who the hell are you!?
NARRATOR OF DOOM.
Grandma, may I borrow your frying pan?
Grandma: Of course. Just be careful not to put any dents in it.
I will be. AIIIYAA!
OW. I'M OUT OF HERE.
NovaGirl, blinking.: Well that was random.
Virgil, who was extraordinarily happy he got a line: Not as random as Scott right now?
Scott: Hubbity flubbity....subbity?
It was then he WALKED UP TO HER. She turned her head,a shocked look in her eyes at the exquisite company who had joined her.
Scott: Hey there....
???: Oh, hello!
Scott, trying to be smooth: I don't think I, ah, caught your name.
???: It's Mary. Mary Su---Shoebox.
Oh SHIT.
NovaGirl: Not even the shiniest sword can save us now!!!
Virgil: Well, she is cute.
....
NovaGirl: Speak like that again and I kill you.
Virgil: Gulp.
Meanwhile, Mary "Shoebox" was flirting her butt off. Which should be a crime against humanity. It was then she fainted!
Mary: Oh no! I have fainted! Save me!
Alan: Please don't tell me he's going to fall for that.
Okay. We won't tell you.
NovaGirl: Scotty! Get out of there!
Scott: What's in it for me?
It was then she began to whisper. Something about special, Tally, and bed. Hell if I get it. Needlesss to say, it worked. Needless to say, they got the hell outta there.
And needless to say, Mary Su--Shoebox, was pissed.
Mary: YOU BASTARD! GET BACK HERE! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME, I"M YOUR TRUE LOVE!
A moment passed.
Mary: SHIT.
