Hey all. Yay, I'm beginning to really like this story! I have to warn you about this chapter though. I know most of you will be disappointed, but no yaoi is gonna be going on in this chapter. This chapter is pure silliness. Just look for the next chapter! Oh, but there's this one, you should all read if you haven't, called An Untitled Fairy Tale by syaoran no hime. It's like, my fave story now, and it took a while to finish reading it, but it was worth the wait. Ok, on with this story, I had to change the rating from PG-13 to R, because I'm not sure how its gonna.turn out. So kiddies, stay away! Ok, that's enough babbling, on with the fic! ^_^

Chapter three

"Four weeks." Kyou murmured out loud. "It's been four weeks since Tohru left. And it's been three weeks since Yuki and I spoke." His heart felt a little heavy, maybe he should go speak to the boy today. Maybe I c-

"Kyou-kun!" Shigure's shouts could be heard all through the house. "Kyou- kun, where are you? Kyou-kun, wwwwhhhheeerrreee aaarrreee yyyooouuu? Kyou- kun! Kyou-kun! Kyou-kun! Kyou-kun! Kyou-ku-"

He stopped as a fairly recognizable hand was placed over his mouth.

"Damn you Dog." Kyou seethed, "You say my name one more God Damn time and I'll-"

"Hey now! What's with this negativity?" Shigure pouted. "I only wanted to ask you for a little favor!" Shigure took a closer look at the young boy's face. Lately it seemed as thought both Yuki and Kyou where ignoring each other. He knew that Tohru's absence was taking a hard toll on Yuki, but standing before Kyou, it seemed that he also looked a bit depressed. 'These young boys.' he thought to himself amusingly. 'I think I'll just have to fix this problem myself!'

"Kyou-kun, I need you to go to the store with Yuki-kun. I have some packages that need to be picked up, and there are far too many for one person." He stopped, looking at Kyou closely. When Shigure said Yuki's name, he saw Kyou tense up ever so slightly. 'Oh yeah' he thought, 'something's definitely going on. Hee hee hee, here comes Shigure the matchmaker!'

"Hey dumbass! Why don't you go pick up your stupid packages your own damn self" Kyou retorted. "I've got better things to do!"

"Oh Kyou-kun, the most dreadful thing happened!" Shigure exclaimed, eyes wide with innocence. "As I was diligently working on the next scene in my book, I came across a magazine in the mail! And not just any magazine, a BIG and TALL magazine! You know how hard it is for me to find clothes that fit properly." He blinked his eyes at Kyou a couple of times.

"Ok, ok, and.?" Kyou said impatiently.

"Oh yeah. Ok, so I stopped working for just a few precious moments to see if I saw anything in the magazine I liked!" Shigure stopped and batted his eyelashes at the Orange-haired boy. "You know what that's like, right? (Blink Blink)."

"Ummm, yeah Shigure, that's real nice, but-"

"And I SAW," grabbing Kyou's shirt and pulling him down next to him. "The most beautiful Kimono, just my size, and in an array of colors! Must have been about 57. or 58. not quite sure. But anyways, I bought them all! Isn't that wonderful? (Blink Blink)."

"Get to the F***ING point old man!" Cried Kyou, trying and failing to get away.

"Well" Shigure started slowly. That was the point! That's what you all are picking up today!"

Kyou's eyes nearly popped out of his head.

"WHAT?!?!?" Kyou screamed. "You made me listen to that story?! I thought you where going to tell me why you weren't going to pick up your stupid packages!"

"Duh Kyou, why would I need to go? I have two young boys here to do it for me." Shigure shook his head and returned to his writing, oblivious to Kyou's body shaking behind him.

"BBBAAAKKKAAA!!!!!!" Kyou screamed, and started chasing Shigure around again.

"Kyou-kun, I was just-"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"

"But Kyou-kun, I was kidding! Please stop chasing me, I'm an old feeble man, I-

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"

Kyou finally got Shigure, and repeatedly kicked him in gut.

"Kyou-kun!" Shigure whispered feebly. "Don't forget. Chicky waa waa. from summer camp!"

Kyou stopped and stared at Shigure. Then he stood and cleared his throat.

"So," Kyou started. "We have an understanding."

"Yes". Shigure eyes gleamed "Please go with Yuki-kun now, okay?

"Whatever." Kyou started walking away.

Shigure watched as Kyou walked away. 'Hmmmmm, I wonder how long I can use that on him? I hope he doesn't realize that Chicky waa waa was the name of HARU's baby doll... "

tbc.

Ok, shoot me now; this chapter was just meaningless crap. I know, it's supposed to be Romance and Angst, but I just couldn't help myself when this idea popped into my head. So it's just a lightening mood. The next chapter will be pretty heavy, so watch out. Ok, that's all; I hope you enjoyed this dumb side-plot. Oh, and please review! ^_^ (Oh, and I apologize to syaoran no hime for putting her name in my fic. I don't know if she'll like that. But you should still read her work!)