The Scenelet Collection
-not all of these are Gundam Wing, or even anime
-shounen ai/ yaoi (hehehe...)
-totally pointless
-There's a crazy guy in #5
-Status: on-going, but none of them really have anything to do with any of the others
-Relena-bashing (evil grin...)
-Fine family fun.....ok, maybe not...
-Watch it around #6- it's a little screwy (no pun intended...)
-Before you ask, yes, I have been amusing myself with these
-Purring Gundam pilots...
-With the exception of #5, I don't own any of the characters, I'm just borrowing them for a while
ok, here they are.
~Scenelet #1~
Heero: Hn. Baka.
Duo: YOUR baka, though, right?
Heero: Hai.
Duo: Zutto?
Heero: Nope.
Duo: NANI?!?!
Heero: Much longer.
Duo: ^melt^
Heero: ^grin, cuddle Duo^
Duo: ^grin^ *Purr-purr-Purr...*
Relena: ^pout^ It's just not fair!
~Scenelet #2~
Trowa: Morning, Little One.
Quatre: Hi, koi. ^snuggle^
Trowa: ^grin, snuggle^
Quatre: *Purr-purr-Purr...*
Trowa: ^raise eyebrow^
Quatre: grin *Purr...*
Trowa: ^smile, cuddle Quatre^
Catherine & Dorthy: ^grin, high-5^
~Scenelet #3~
Relena: But I love you!
Heero: Hn. Omae o kosoru.
Relena: But- //**//BANG!!//**//
Duo: Hi, koi.
Heero: Hn. ^grab Duo^
Duo: ^kiss^
Heero: ^kiss, cuddle Duo^
Duo: ^cuddle^ *Purr-purr-Purr...*
~Scenelet #4~
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!
Duo: ^roll eyes^
Heero: Hn. Get over it.
Wufei: But it was the last one!
Trowa: You shouldn't have left the cupcake on the coffee table if you didn't want the dog to get it.
Wufei: ^pout^
~Scenelet #5 -non-GW~
A bum is running back and forth past the window of a cafe like a lunatic screaming, "THE END IS COMING!!!! RUN FRO YOUR LIVES!!!!!"
The people in the cafe look like they are watching a tennis match- left, right, left, right, left, right... watching the nutcase.
A man with orange hair turns to the woman at the next table when the nut seems to vanish and says, "Where'd he go?"
"Around the block."
"Oh."
They all turned the other way and waited for him to finish his lap.
~Scenelet #6!
**WARNING!!!**
**LEMON!**
**REALLY SCREWED UP LEMON!**
Duo: OOOH!! YES!! Harder!!
Heero: ^various grunts, growls and moans^
Duo: I'm gonna- HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOO!!!!!!!
Heero: DUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
both: ^collapse together sticky, sweaty and panting^
Duo: ^looks up to see a rather cranky-looking salesman standing over them^ That was great, Hee-chan, but I think we should at least wait until we get the new mattress home next time.
Heero: ^looks up at the salesman^ Maybe...
* author's note: Gomen! I couldn't resist! It just kinda popped into my hentai lil' brain in the middle of chem lab!*
~Scenelet #7~
Heero: Go away, Relena.
Relena: But Heero, I just want to talk to you!
Heero: ^annoyed^ Go AWAY, Relena.
Relena: But Heero-
Duo: Go away, Relena, or omae o kosoru.
Relena: Eep! ^runs off^
Heero: ^grin^ Thanks, koi.
Duo: ^grin^ No problem.
~Scenelet #8~
Catherine: Trowa! Hold still!! I can't practice if you're moving!!
Trowa: But-
Catherine: Trowa! Just stay still!
Trowa: But Catherine-
Catherine: No! Now hold still!
Trowa: ah... Ah.....AH-CHOOOO!!!!
Catherine: -_-*
Trowa: Well, it's not MY fault I had to sneeze!
~Scenelet #9~
Duo: Oi, Hee-chan! How ya feelin'?
Heero: ^grunt, pout^
Duo: Well, anyway, it's time for-
Heero: O_O Eep! ^dives under the pillow^
Duo: Come on, Hee-chan, just-
Heero: No!
Duo: ^tries to pull off the pillow^
Heero: ^^WHACK^^
Duo: OW! Heero! Just take the damn cough syrup!!
~Scenelet #10~
Duo: ^snort, mutter, mumble, snore^ ^^FLOP^^
Wufei: MAXWELL!! GET OFF ME! YUY'S OVER THERE!!
Duo: ^blink^ Huh...?
Heero: ^pout/glare^
