Animaniacs - "Sports Shorts"

I've never written an Animaniacs fic before. Plus, I had no idea what I was writing until one just kinda popped into my head. So pardon this. It's got a slow start and it might feel rushed but I wanted to get part of it up, at least, first.

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Int. Water Tower, 7:12 AM

The Warner siblings are taking a siesta in their bunk beds (Don't you just love thesauruses? Really). Yakko is sleeping on his side. Dot is sleeping on her back, looking sickeningly adorable holding a teddy bear with a content smile on her face. Wakko lies on his stomach, crosswise on his bed, clutching the blankets that are dangling over the side. The scene actually looks quite peaceful.

There is a loud knock at the door. The gears on the back side of the mechanical door churn and it opens, revealing Dr. Scratchansniff. He hurries inside without bothering to close it.

Dr. Scratchansniff: Okay, keedz, up and at 'em. Vakey-vakey time, now, ja?

Yakko is the first to stir. He sits up sleepy-eyed.

Yakko: Hunhh?

He gets blinded by the light outside (Shut up about my logic).

Yakko: Yah!!! *shields the light from his eyes*

Dr. Scratchansniff: Yakko, get your siblings up, ve're having a busy day today.

The psychiatrist walks over to the Warner's kitchen area and grabs a box of cereal and a carton of orange juice. Yakko juts out his bottom lip, rubs his eyes and steps out of bed. He balls a gloved hand into a fist and pounds on the side of his sister's bunk. She instinctively yanks her covers and rolls over onto her side. Yakko blinks, shrugs and heads off.

Her sleep perturbed by her brother's rude awakening, Dot awakens moments later. She yawns and stretches, feeling something soft touch the back of her hand. Dot turns around.

Dot: (knowing what it is) Wakko, do we need to belt you into bed at night or you do like getting imprints of the sides of your bunk on your stomach and face?

Not receiving and answer, she tugs on the blanket. It slips easily out of Wakko's slackened grip. This not waking him up, she pokes her brother's feet. They twitch, but he's still sleeping. Frustrated, Dot forms the blanket into a ball, swings her legs over the side of her bunk and heads up the ladder. She gets a nice view of her brother's pantless butt.

Wakko: *snore snore*

Dot grabs her brother's tail and mildly yanks it. Wakko's ears immediately jump up.

Wakko: AAEEII! Clowns eating my pants!!

Dot: Wakko, you don't wear pants.

She throws the blanket at him. It hits him in the head and covers his face.

Wakko: (muffled) Good morning to you, too, Dot.

She backs off the ladder. Meanwhile, Yakko plops down into a chair at their table. He blinks slowly. Dr. Scratchansniff sets a bowl of Sugar-Coated ACME Snacks and a glass of juice down in front of him. He stares blankly.

Dot: (walking over) Why did you get us up at seven o' clock, Mr. Early Bird?

Dr. Scratchansniff: Ve haf a very busy day today. Besides, it's not seven o' clock, it's 7:15.

Dot: Why?

Dot pulls back a chair and sits down. Wakko is making his way over to the table.

Dr. Scratchansniff. It's unanimous that you three are still causing vaaayy to much mayhem around heere! So -

Wakko: Don't you mean "anonymous?"

Dr. Scratchansniff: No. So, Plotz und I have decided to come up vith -

Yakko: @@@@@@hh, I think you meant "anonymous."

Dr. Scratchansniff: No I didn't. Ve've come up vith a vay to keep you three under-

Dot: Come on, you know you really were going to say "anonymous."

Dr. Scratchansniff: No I didn't!! Now please let me continue!

Y,W&D: OKAY!

Dr. Scratchansniff: (looking like he was about to scream something) Uhhhh, okay. Anyvays, the CEO and me shall-

Yakko: Oh, please! "The CEO and ME shall?" What kind of proper sentence is that?

Dot: Go back to school!

Wakko: Yeah, give us a break!

Dr. Scratchansniff: AAAGHH!! SHTOP correcting my GRAMMER!

Yakko: "Grammer?" What's with the spelling??

Dr. Scratchansniff: (trying to contain his anger) You.

Wakko: You know, it's not good to keep in all your anger.

Dr. Scratchansniff: .little.

Dot: Yeah! You should take a relaxing bath.

Dr. Scratchansniff: .br - huh?

Yakko: Warm water is just what the man needs!

Yakko pulls down the screen like you would an overhead projector screen. They are now standing on a mountain. The sibs spin around rapidly and when they stop they are wearing the perfect winter attire. The psychiatrist just stands there stupidly, rubbing his arms and shivering in the cold.

Yakko: Well, here we are!

Dot: Yup!

Wakko: (is building a snowman) On Mount EVEREST!

"Everest" echoes as the camera pans out.

Dr. Scratchansniff: AGH!

Yakko: Now all we need to do is dig up a hot spring!

Wakko and Dot run off-screen and return with four shovels.

Dr. Scratchansniff: Uh? *shiver* Ve're going to dig for zem?

The Warners nod their heads and grin. They thrust their shovels into the snow and begin digging.

Dr. Scratchansniff: *stares at his shovel sticking out of the snow* .

Minutes later.

The siblings strike the ground one final time in unison. A rumbling sound is heard (and felt) and a decent-sized crack splits the ground under the doctor's feet. Yakko, Wakko and Dot gawk as a huge jet of oil shoots from the ground and bounces Scratchy into the stratosphere.

Y,W&D: Oops.

Yakko: Heh, who knew?

Wakko: I sure didn't!

Yakko and Dot stare at Wakko as the camera fades out.

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I promise, the next chapter should be more interesting! Really! o.o;