Chapter 2

Please don't bug me about my crappy version of Scratchy's German accent. I KNOW you will. o_o So I'll stop it and leave his accent up to you happy people. Enjoy! BTW, the actual 'sportage' should start next chapter.

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Fade in to Scratchansniff, standing on the mountain with an arm and leg cast. He looks really miffed but contained.

Dr. Scratchansniff: (pleadingly) Okay, now will you please, please, PLEASE let me continue?

Y,W&D: Mmm..Sure!

Dr. Scratchansniff: Thank you. (clears throat) Now, Plotz and I have devised a new method to keep you three under control for the day (Yakko walks up next to the doctor and shakes his finger at his sibs as if scolding them) (the doctor glances at him out of the corner of his eye). It's really quite simple, but I realize it could be hard to pull off as you constantly-

By now Yakko has begun that trademark.thing that he does. With each phrase Dr. Scratchansniff says, Yakko acts along to it, occasionally making faces at him behind his back, making 'crazy' motions or pretending to gag.

Dr. Scratchansniff: (continuing without noticing Yakko) -and jumping around my office (Yakko imitates a monkey) and terrorizing my patients. But as I have said before, the CEO (makes a gookie) and I have agreed that I am going to keep you sane for a day. And the plan all revolves around-

Yakko: (stops with the motions) The Earth?

Dr. Scratchansniff: .No. Why, sports, of course!

Wakko: (slaps forehead) Of course!

Dot: Why didn't you say so, silly?

Dr. Scratchansniff: (flatly) I was too busy wringing the oil out of my clothes.

Yakko: (rubs hands together) So, what's first on the list, Scratchy?

Dr. Scratchansniff: Well, seeing as we are in a.colder climate, why not start out with the winter-themed sports, ja?

Y,W&D: Ja!

Dr. Scratchansniff: .So, hockey is first then, all righty?

Y&W: All right! (they high hive each other)

Dot: Aww, why such a violent sport? (pouts)

Yakko: Don't worry Dottie, you can be the referee!

Wakko: Yeah! No need to make a girl "violent" (makes the little quotie marks in the air).

Yakko and Wakko snicker. The guys start walking towards an ice rink, which has conveniently appeared out of nowhere, when Yakko is beaned in the head by a snowball. (I assume you all know this is sibling rivalry, correct? We all know they're not that mean ^_~)

Yakko: What the? (rubs his the back of his head and glances around)

Dot is standing in the same place, whistling a tune and secretly bouncing another snowball in her hand behind her back. She winks at the camera. Yakko doesn't notice it, though, and joins his bro and the doctor. A second passes before Wakko's cap flies off his head.

Wakko: Hey! (runs over and picks up his hat and looks around as well, dusting off the snow. Yakko turns around)

Dot is still whistling, looking innocent. She notices her brothers' suspicious glances and looks hurt.

Dot: (pitifully) What? You think a little girl like me would toss a snowball at her big strong brothers? Now why on Earth would I do such a mean, cruel thing like that? (accent on the 'mean' and 'cruel') (sad puppy dog eyes)

Her brothers glance at each other and sigh. Yakko motions for her to join them as they continue over to the rink. Dot skips contentedly over the snow to her sibs. Dr. Scratchansniff is waiting for them.

Dr. Scratchansniff: Tsk, tsk. All that and we haven't event gotten inside.

Dot: Let's go then! (she pushes open the doors and heads in)

Yakko: (following suit) Dot, I didn't think you were so eager to play.

Dot: Oh, I figure I ought to prove to you that girls can, too, play hockey. Just as well as you guys. Or better.

Wakko: We never said you couldn't.

Yakko: Yeah, we just implied it.

The two start cracking up again. Dot leaves the rink in a huff. Dr. Scratchansniff holds the door open for her with a quizzical look on his face.

Dr. Scratchansniff: Okay, now that we're here, why not change into your uniforms?

Yakko: (stupidly) Duhh.I think that sounds like a good idea!

Wakko: (stupidly) Yeah, mee tooo. Huhh!

They both slouch over like cave people and laugh like idiots. Dr. Scratchansniff does not look amused.

Dr. Scratchansniff: (throws their hockey clothes at them) I'll be waiting for you monkies out on the ice.

The brothers make monkey noises and whap each other with sticks. Dot returns with a huge pile of snow in each hand. She has a devious look on her face.

Dot: Since you two are a bit preoccupied, I think I'll just exact my revenge right now.

Dot stuffs a pile of snow down Wakko's shirt, then grabs Yakko's pants and shoves down the rest. The two boys pause a moment.

Dot: Three.two.one.negative one.

Yakko and Wakko start hopping around wildly, shaking themselves and pulling the openings in their clothes wider to disperse more snow. Dot giggles and walks over to where the psychiatrist put down her clothes. She puts them on over her skirt, straps on her ice skates and glides out onto the rink, hockey stick in hand. When the two are settled down, they mutter stuff, and put on their uniforms, realizing their sister had beaten them and remembering the grudge she had against the name "Dottie."

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Woo! Now we're actually getting somewhere!