All righty, back by semi-popular demand, I give you Scratchy's accent! So
enjoy it until I embarrass myself again. On with the chapter! (oh yeah by
the way, I don't know much about any sport, so bare with me if I'm missing
some rules =P)
Another thing: Sorry this took SO long to update. And a very *special* thank you to the reviewers. I LERVE YOOOOOSS! ^_^
I do not own Animaniacs...I think you know that, by the way.
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Out on the ice rink, Dot stands on one side and her brothers on the other (they didn't need words to decide the teams). Scratchy stands between them, holding the puck in one hand and his stick in the other. The three siblings finally stop snarling at each other and look at him skeptically. Uh, oh, I dunno, seeing this guy in a hockey getup would probably just look funny. *shrug*
Dr. Scratchansniff: Vhat? Vhat's with the funny looks you're givink me?
They look around and at the floor, whistling. He glares at them.
Dr. Scratchansniff: ...Ooh, you know vhat I think, I think that you think that I look funny, is that vhat you're thinking?
Yakko: I think that's what we think.
Wakko: Me too.
Dot: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Scratchansniff: ...
Wakko: (banging stick on the ice) C'mon! Let's get to playing!
Dr. Scratchansniff: But the teams are uneven.
Dot: (hotly) So?!
Dr. Scratchansniff: (backs away slowly) Ehh...
Yakko: Come on, Dot, don't let your emotions get in the way.
Wakko: Yeah, you're scaring Dr. Scratchansniff.
Dr. Scratchansniff: (cowering behind the walls of the rink) I didn't mean to be sexist...
Wakko: Heh heh.
Dot: (sighs) All right, but who's gonna be my partner?
Wakko: o_O
Yakko: (puts his hand to his lips and kisses the air) Good night, everybody!
Dot: Uh, teammate.
Yakko: Weeelll...(pulls someone from off-screen) @@@@hhhhhhh...How 'bout him? (points)
It's Ralph.
Dot: Mmm, no. (shoves Ralph off-screen)
Ralph: Daah, hey!
Wakko: How 'bout Scratchy? (jerks his thumb in Scratchansniff's direction)
Dot: Ehm, I think I scared him too much...
Yakko: Well fine then, jeez, ya wanna be by yourself?
Dot: Um.more girls to beat you!! 'Kay?
Yakko and Wakko exchange annoyed looks.
Dot: And I know just the girl! (takes a phone from nowhere and dials a number) Hi? It's Dot. ... We're playin' hockey! Wanna join us? ... No? But we can beat my brothers! ... Okay! See you in a few!
Her brothers stare at her for a sec.
Dot: What? You think she can just travel by phone or something?
Before they can answer, the doors fly open. Everyone looks over to see who it is.
Minerva: Hey! (is already in hockey attire)
Dot: Hi, Minerva! (they high-five)
Yakko: O.O
Wakko: O.O
Minerva: ...oh, boys...(sigh)
Dot: Yeah, I know. Anyways, on with the game!
Yakko: Whooooaaa, wait a second! She's gonna be on your team?!
Dot: ...yes...
Dr. Scratchansniff skates out onto the ice, now in a ref's uniform.
Dr. Scratchansniff: Dot against Yakko. Best two out of three. All righty?
The two nod and stand before each other.
Dr. Scratchansniff sets the puck down and blows the whistle. Then gets the heck outta there. Dot and Yakko smack their sticks together three times. Yakko whaps it after the third touch to Wakko. He heads on down the rink.
Wakko: (tongue sticking out.in concentration!) No one in my way now...
He is about five yards from the goal when Minerva skids in front of him. He stops suddenly and stares.
Wakko: Daaahhh...(drools)
Minerva smirks and slaps the puck away, and chases after it.
Wakko: (shakes his head quickly) 'Ey! Um...(follows her...somewhat happily)
Yakko: (blows a sharp whistle using his fingers) Hey, hold on!
Everyone stops.
Dot: What now?
Yakko: ...That was an interference.
Dot: Oh, please...
Minerva: (shakes her head slowly)
Dr. Scratchansniff: Back to ze game! (blows whistle)
While they're distracted, Yakko zooms up and hits the flat black thing away from the mink. She blinks, and huffs.
Dot: I'll get him, you guard the goal.
Minerva complies and flies ahead of the oldest Warner. Yakko looks confused for a moment, but realizes that she's not after the puck.
Yakko: (looks over his shoulder to see Dot coming up fast) I'd like to see you take it from me! (speeds up)
Dot: (pouts angrily and accelerates)
The two near the female team's goal. Wakko just stops and watches them.
Yakko: Almost there...
Just as Minerva's about to get out there and stop him, Yakko sticks his right foot horizontally, spraying up shaved ice.
Minerva: Oh! I'm all.WET! Boo hoo!
Yakko: I didn't wanna do that...(sighs) Oh well.
Again, Yakko takes advantage of Minerva's distracted-ness, and scores a point for his team.
Wakko: Faboo! (he skates over and high-fives his bro. Wow, everyone sure does a lot of high-fiving in this here fic. o.o)
The psychiatrist blows the whistle.
Dr. Scratchansniff: One point for ze.um, boy's team!
The two cheer. Dot and Minerva take their places in front of the half- 'court' line.if there is a half-'court' line, of course. Heh!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Zis time, Minerva versus Vakko. (sets down puck and blows whistle)
The two touch sticks, and again, the boy's team wins the.um, stickoff?
Wakko: (zips down the rink again. Again.) No distractions now...(trips over Dot's stick) WAAAAAGHHH!! (plop!)
Dot: Gasp! T'weren't me!
Yakko: (glowers at her as Wakko rises to his feet)
Dr. Scratchansniff: Dot, no uzink (XD) ze sticks as veapons.
Dot: Aww...
Wakko: Awww...!
Dot: o.o;
Dr. Scratchansniff: Carry on.
Minerva swiftly skates in and steals the puck. Yakko gives chase, as does Wakko.
But it's too late. Minerva smacks the puck into the net before they can reach her.
TWEET!!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Score is even, with ze boy's team with one point and ze girl's team with one point. Final point. Who vould like to face off?
Yakko: (shooting a glance at his sister) Give me one more go...against Dot.
She nods.
Dr. Scratchansniff...oh you know the drill.
TWEET!!
The two touch sticks three times and both go for the puck.
WHAM!
Both hit the black rubber thingie at the same time, and now it's a power struggle. Dot jerks her stick at a downward angle, and the puck breaks free, skidding towards Minerva.
Minerva: I've got it!
She lets it hit her stick and softly bounce off, and takes it down the...um, court? Wakko flies in front of her though, before she gets too far.
Minerva: Not this time, buddy!
She whacks the puck hard, to Dot, who has gotten ahead of her brother. She receives the pass, and heads for the goal.
Yakko: Wakko, the net! (or whatever it's called!) (skates as fast as he can, over to defend)
Wakko: (dreamily) She called me "Buddy"...
Yakko: WAKKO!
Wakko: Gasp! That's my name! (wheels around to find Yakko trying to get ahead of his sister)
The two are just about even. They glare nastily at each other.
Dot: (in a low whisper) What happened to your goalie?
Yakko: (in a low whisper) We don't have enough teammates for goalies, remember?
Dot: Oh, that's right! ^_^;
Dot speeds up. Yakko does to. It's gonna be a photo finish! *gets tomatoed*
Okay, well, I won't keep you waiting.
Yakko lashes out with his hockey stick to avenge his brother for a similar attack, but Dot is faster. She hits the puck into the net, and trips over the stick.
TWEEEEEEETTTTTT! TTTT!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Game over! The girls vin!
Minerva: (jumps around) YAAY!
Dot: (slowly slides into the net) Woo hoo!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Now line up and shake hands.
Dot and Minerva shake hands with Yakko and Wakko.
Wakko: Y'know, I didn't mind that as much as I thought I would.
Yakko: Ditto.
Dot: ...(sighs loudly)
Minerva: (nods)
Dr. Scratchansniff: (under his breath) Now, let's see how much time that ate up...Eight forty-five?!?!
Yakko: (looks up) You say somethin', Scratchy?
Dr. Scratchansniff: ...ohh, it's going to be a loooong day.
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How'd ya like it? I had to freaking force myself to write it though. Oh well, sorry it's so late. Uhm, better late than never? ^_^; ???
Another thing: Sorry this took SO long to update. And a very *special* thank you to the reviewers. I LERVE YOOOOOSS! ^_^
I do not own Animaniacs...I think you know that, by the way.
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Out on the ice rink, Dot stands on one side and her brothers on the other (they didn't need words to decide the teams). Scratchy stands between them, holding the puck in one hand and his stick in the other. The three siblings finally stop snarling at each other and look at him skeptically. Uh, oh, I dunno, seeing this guy in a hockey getup would probably just look funny. *shrug*
Dr. Scratchansniff: Vhat? Vhat's with the funny looks you're givink me?
They look around and at the floor, whistling. He glares at them.
Dr. Scratchansniff: ...Ooh, you know vhat I think, I think that you think that I look funny, is that vhat you're thinking?
Yakko: I think that's what we think.
Wakko: Me too.
Dot: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Scratchansniff: ...
Wakko: (banging stick on the ice) C'mon! Let's get to playing!
Dr. Scratchansniff: But the teams are uneven.
Dot: (hotly) So?!
Dr. Scratchansniff: (backs away slowly) Ehh...
Yakko: Come on, Dot, don't let your emotions get in the way.
Wakko: Yeah, you're scaring Dr. Scratchansniff.
Dr. Scratchansniff: (cowering behind the walls of the rink) I didn't mean to be sexist...
Wakko: Heh heh.
Dot: (sighs) All right, but who's gonna be my partner?
Wakko: o_O
Yakko: (puts his hand to his lips and kisses the air) Good night, everybody!
Dot: Uh, teammate.
Yakko: Weeelll...(pulls someone from off-screen) @@@@hhhhhhh...How 'bout him? (points)
It's Ralph.
Dot: Mmm, no. (shoves Ralph off-screen)
Ralph: Daah, hey!
Wakko: How 'bout Scratchy? (jerks his thumb in Scratchansniff's direction)
Dot: Ehm, I think I scared him too much...
Yakko: Well fine then, jeez, ya wanna be by yourself?
Dot: Um.more girls to beat you!! 'Kay?
Yakko and Wakko exchange annoyed looks.
Dot: And I know just the girl! (takes a phone from nowhere and dials a number) Hi? It's Dot. ... We're playin' hockey! Wanna join us? ... No? But we can beat my brothers! ... Okay! See you in a few!
Her brothers stare at her for a sec.
Dot: What? You think she can just travel by phone or something?
Before they can answer, the doors fly open. Everyone looks over to see who it is.
Minerva: Hey! (is already in hockey attire)
Dot: Hi, Minerva! (they high-five)
Yakko: O.O
Wakko: O.O
Minerva: ...oh, boys...(sigh)
Dot: Yeah, I know. Anyways, on with the game!
Yakko: Whooooaaa, wait a second! She's gonna be on your team?!
Dot: ...yes...
Dr. Scratchansniff skates out onto the ice, now in a ref's uniform.
Dr. Scratchansniff: Dot against Yakko. Best two out of three. All righty?
The two nod and stand before each other.
Dr. Scratchansniff sets the puck down and blows the whistle. Then gets the heck outta there. Dot and Yakko smack their sticks together three times. Yakko whaps it after the third touch to Wakko. He heads on down the rink.
Wakko: (tongue sticking out.in concentration!) No one in my way now...
He is about five yards from the goal when Minerva skids in front of him. He stops suddenly and stares.
Wakko: Daaahhh...(drools)
Minerva smirks and slaps the puck away, and chases after it.
Wakko: (shakes his head quickly) 'Ey! Um...(follows her...somewhat happily)
Yakko: (blows a sharp whistle using his fingers) Hey, hold on!
Everyone stops.
Dot: What now?
Yakko: ...That was an interference.
Dot: Oh, please...
Minerva: (shakes her head slowly)
Dr. Scratchansniff: Back to ze game! (blows whistle)
While they're distracted, Yakko zooms up and hits the flat black thing away from the mink. She blinks, and huffs.
Dot: I'll get him, you guard the goal.
Minerva complies and flies ahead of the oldest Warner. Yakko looks confused for a moment, but realizes that she's not after the puck.
Yakko: (looks over his shoulder to see Dot coming up fast) I'd like to see you take it from me! (speeds up)
Dot: (pouts angrily and accelerates)
The two near the female team's goal. Wakko just stops and watches them.
Yakko: Almost there...
Just as Minerva's about to get out there and stop him, Yakko sticks his right foot horizontally, spraying up shaved ice.
Minerva: Oh! I'm all.WET! Boo hoo!
Yakko: I didn't wanna do that...(sighs) Oh well.
Again, Yakko takes advantage of Minerva's distracted-ness, and scores a point for his team.
Wakko: Faboo! (he skates over and high-fives his bro. Wow, everyone sure does a lot of high-fiving in this here fic. o.o)
The psychiatrist blows the whistle.
Dr. Scratchansniff: One point for ze.um, boy's team!
The two cheer. Dot and Minerva take their places in front of the half- 'court' line.if there is a half-'court' line, of course. Heh!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Zis time, Minerva versus Vakko. (sets down puck and blows whistle)
The two touch sticks, and again, the boy's team wins the.um, stickoff?
Wakko: (zips down the rink again. Again.) No distractions now...(trips over Dot's stick) WAAAAAGHHH!! (plop!)
Dot: Gasp! T'weren't me!
Yakko: (glowers at her as Wakko rises to his feet)
Dr. Scratchansniff: Dot, no uzink (XD) ze sticks as veapons.
Dot: Aww...
Wakko: Awww...!
Dot: o.o;
Dr. Scratchansniff: Carry on.
Minerva swiftly skates in and steals the puck. Yakko gives chase, as does Wakko.
But it's too late. Minerva smacks the puck into the net before they can reach her.
TWEET!!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Score is even, with ze boy's team with one point and ze girl's team with one point. Final point. Who vould like to face off?
Yakko: (shooting a glance at his sister) Give me one more go...against Dot.
She nods.
Dr. Scratchansniff...oh you know the drill.
TWEET!!
The two touch sticks three times and both go for the puck.
WHAM!
Both hit the black rubber thingie at the same time, and now it's a power struggle. Dot jerks her stick at a downward angle, and the puck breaks free, skidding towards Minerva.
Minerva: I've got it!
She lets it hit her stick and softly bounce off, and takes it down the...um, court? Wakko flies in front of her though, before she gets too far.
Minerva: Not this time, buddy!
She whacks the puck hard, to Dot, who has gotten ahead of her brother. She receives the pass, and heads for the goal.
Yakko: Wakko, the net! (or whatever it's called!) (skates as fast as he can, over to defend)
Wakko: (dreamily) She called me "Buddy"...
Yakko: WAKKO!
Wakko: Gasp! That's my name! (wheels around to find Yakko trying to get ahead of his sister)
The two are just about even. They glare nastily at each other.
Dot: (in a low whisper) What happened to your goalie?
Yakko: (in a low whisper) We don't have enough teammates for goalies, remember?
Dot: Oh, that's right! ^_^;
Dot speeds up. Yakko does to. It's gonna be a photo finish! *gets tomatoed*
Okay, well, I won't keep you waiting.
Yakko lashes out with his hockey stick to avenge his brother for a similar attack, but Dot is faster. She hits the puck into the net, and trips over the stick.
TWEEEEEEETTTTTT! TTTT!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Game over! The girls vin!
Minerva: (jumps around) YAAY!
Dot: (slowly slides into the net) Woo hoo!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Now line up and shake hands.
Dot and Minerva shake hands with Yakko and Wakko.
Wakko: Y'know, I didn't mind that as much as I thought I would.
Yakko: Ditto.
Dot: ...(sighs loudly)
Minerva: (nods)
Dr. Scratchansniff: (under his breath) Now, let's see how much time that ate up...Eight forty-five?!?!
Yakko: (looks up) You say somethin', Scratchy?
Dr. Scratchansniff: ...ohh, it's going to be a loooong day.
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How'd ya like it? I had to freaking force myself to write it though. Oh well, sorry it's so late. Uhm, better late than never? ^_^; ???
