Trunks and Goten: The Teenage Years

Chapter Three: That 'Special' class/Get Over It Goten!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Dragonball Z characters, yadda, yadda, yadda…

A/N: Okies, Heaven's Angel was the first one to guess correctly. Remy's nickname is from the Cajun badass himself, Remy LeBeau AKA Gambit from the X-Men. So, he'll have a guest appearance in the next chapter. Oh yah, this chapter isn't going to be in anyone's POV k?

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"This is absolutely ridiculous!" Juliana cried.

"Look, if it were up to me then I'd wait until you were in 10th grade. But with the new government and stuff like that you have to take this class." Ms Watton, the principal, said. Juliana narrowed her eyes.

"What if I don't attend the class?" Juliana said.

"Then you'll have to repeat the grade over and over until you do."

Outside the Principal's office…

"I wonder how she's doing in there." Trunks wondered.

"There is no way that they're going to change the school's curriculum just because you boys and Jules get squirmy about…" CJ said.

"Don't say it!" Trunks cried. CJ rolled her eyes.

"You are such a pansy!" CJ said. Trunks frowned.

"I am NOT a pansy!" Trunks retorted.

"Ooh, nice comeback. It left my head spinning so fast I think I'm going to throw up. Oh no, it's not the comeback that's making me sick. It's you and your pansy ways." CJ replied. Goten and Lil Tak looked blankly at the two of them.

"Geez, the two of you fight like a married couple." Remy commented. Goten's face fell and CJ and Trunks both looked furious. "Oops. Bad figure of speech?"

"You could say that." Lil Tak said, trying hard to repress his laughter.

"AAH!! THAT IS SUCH AN INJUSTICE!!" Juliana came out of the office looking pale.

"Look out, Wufei has entered the building." Remy said. The others looked at her puzzled. "Okay, my fault. That show was a little ahead of your time."

"What did she say? Do we have to take the class?!" Trunks asked.

"We have to or else we…we…we get held back until we do." Juliana said.

"Woo hoo! I'm okay for another year. I'm already one ahead anyway." Goten said grinning. Trunks grabbed his collar.

"You are NOT leaving me alone in that class Goten. If I have to suffer then so do you." Trunks said.

"Oh for crying out loud!! It's just a class like any other!" CJ said. "Sheesh, you'd think it was the end of the world or something."

"It is!! They're gonna rob us of our innocence!!" Juliana cried.

"What innocence?! Goten's the only one who has any left!" CJ retorted.

"Hey!" Trunks said.

"She's right." Goten said.

"Still…it was a cheap shot."

"Well like it or not, 5th period today we are going to that class." CJ said.

"Well, this isn't surprising." Lil Tak said, looking at a sheet of paper. "They've changed the name of the module."

"Really? To what?" Remy asked.

"Health And Science: Human Reproduction." Lil Tak said.

"They make it sound like we're studying frogs from the Amazon or something." Remy laughed.

"It says here that they changed it so that the students wouldn't feel distressed." Lil Tak said.

"Yah right. They changed it so that some overprotective parent doesn't cause trouble or try to sue them." CJ said.

"Well in any case, it makes me feel better." Goten said.

"But Goten, we still have to learn the same stuff…" Trunks tried to say but Goten plugged his fingers in his ears.

"Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!! I am not listening!" Goten said.

Later on…

"This is so stupid." CJ sighed.

"CJ's right. Will you just go inside?!" Lil Tak yelled.

"No way! Nuh uh! There is no way you are going to get me into that classroom!!" Juliana shrieked. A tall, good-looking guy walked pass.

"Excuse me." He said. Juliana took one look at him and rushed into the classroom after him. The rest of the gang sweat-dropped and walked in after her. Soon after, the class settled and awaited their teacher.

"I wonder where the teacher is?" Juliana said.

"Jules, take it as a good thing." Trunks said.

"If she's not here in ten minutes, then we can leave." Lil Tak grinned.

"Who told you that?!" Trunks demanded.

"I did, got a problem?" CJ said, scowling at Trunks. Trunks rolled his eyes at her.

"Let's just leave now, it doesn't look like she's coming." Trunks said as he got up. Just as he was about to leave, a woman in her early forties walked in the door.

"Sit down young man, I can't escape from this class and neither can you." The woman said.

"See?! Even our teacher doesn't want to be here." Juliana pointed out. Trunks sat down and the woman cleared her throat.

"Good afternoon, I am Ms Langdon. I would've been Mrs Sharp but it didn't work out that way." Ms Langdon said bitterly. "Welcome to forty embarrassing minutes you will never forget. We shall start with the process."

"Um, Trunks? Do you think that I could hide in your desk?" Goten said.

"Hide in your own desk!" Trunks retorted.

"That's too obvious! She'll find me in there!" Goten said. Lil Tak couldn't help but laugh at them.

"Now, this part of the course used to start when a man and a woman yadda, yadda, yadda but now it's all changed. You can just shank any member of the opposite sex that just happens to walk by. You can ask my ex-fiancé if you don't believe me." Ms Langdon said.

"Well this is going to be interesting." CJ said putting her hands behind her head.

Forty Minutes Later…

"I will see you all on Thursday." Ms Langdon said as the bell went. The gang came out of the room embarrassed, except CJ, who just looked horrified.

"I can't speak…at all." Juliana said.

"Well then, I guess this class had some uses." Trunks said. He looked over to Goten and his face was crimson red. "Heh, Goten you look like a tomato man."

"Sh-sh-shut up!! That was absolute horror! And we have to go back the day after tomorrow." Goten said, filled with fear. CJ put her hand on Goten's shoulder.

"Don't worry Goten, it'll be fine. We had to learn about this sometime I suppose…still, we can go on a destruction spree if you like." CJ said. Goten looked at her and smiled.

"Thanks but I think my mom would kill me if I wrecked anymore stuff." Goten replied.

"Ceej, we gotta get going. Sensei will kill us if we're late again." Lil Tak said. CJ sweat-dropped and nodded. The two of them took off.

"I'm hungry. Anybody up for junk food?" Remy asked. Everyone agreed and they went on their way to Burger King.

At Burger King…

"So Goten, how's the whole CJ crush thing going?" Trunks asked. Goten sighed.

"It's not going at all. I don't wanna ruin our friendship but…oy vey." Goten sighed again.

"Woah, woah, woah! Goten has the hots for CJ?!! As in 'everybody get the hell outta my way and you may not get hurt' CJ?!" Remy asked. "And you all know about this?!"

"Yep, everyone except Ms Fujitaka." Trunks replied. Remy raised her eyebrows.

"Yowza, that's hard." Remy said. "You got strange choices Goten."

"Hey, don't say that about her! I like CJ! And I don't know what to do about it!" Goten said, as he proceeded to stuff a Whopper into his mouth.

"Ew." Juliana said. "You know what you need?"

"A gun?" Goten suggested.

"No!" Juliana replied, shocked.

"You're right. That wouldn't even scratch my skin. Nuclear?"

"What I meant was you need to get over CJ!" Juliana said.

"It's not as easy as you think!" Goten retorted.

"He's right you know. He can't just wake up one morning and say 'you know what? I'm not gonna pine over CJ today'." Trunks said sarcastically. Juliana narrowed her eyes.

"Yes he can!! Girls like you Goten!" Juliana said.

"For some reason, they're attracted to you…" Trunks muttered.

"Weren't you paying attention in class? There is a reason Trunks." Goten pointed out. Trunks spat out his cola.

"SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER THAT DAMNED CLASS!" Trunks yelled, causing everyone in the place to look at them. Trunks blushed embarrassed and cleared his throat.

"We need to get you a girlfriend. It doesn't have to be serious since we're only in the Freshman year of high school…" Juliana said, tapping her fingers on her head as if she were accessing a mainframe computer inside her head.

"I can't just date somebody just because it's convenient Jules!" Goten protested.

"Somebody should've told that to J-Lo before she divorced Ben Affleck the second time…" Remy commented, chewing on some fries.

"I don't agree with you Jules. I don't think Goten should have to date another girl." Trunks said. The others looked at him in shock. "What?"

"You think that I should keep on liking CJ?!" Goten asked.

"Hell no! I think you should give up girls altogether!" Trunks said. The others face-faulted.

"Figures." Juliana said.

"Well I think that both of you are wrong." Remy added. "If Goten truly loves CJ then let him be. She probably hasn't hit her time yet."

"What in the hell are you talking about?" Trunks asked.

"She probably isn't interested in guys yet. You know, 'everyone develops at his or her own rate'. That kinda crap." Remy explained. Goten's face lit up.

"Now you've gone and done it." Trunks sighed.

"Done what?"

"Given him hope. For Goten, hope is like an anti-depressant drug." Trunks replied.

"Goten, why don't we work out a compromise? You can date other girls until CJ hits her time or whatever the hell Remy said." Juliana said.

"That could work, I don't agree, but it could work." Remy said.

"Hmph." Trunks stated.

"What about you?" Goten asked, with a sly grin on his face. "When will you get together with a girl?"

"I have my reasons Goten!" Trunks replied. "Women are very scary creatures. And they can't control themselves around me. Therefore, until I find a sane member of their species I will remain a bachelor." Trunks got up and Goten followed after.

"See ya girls." Goten said, turning to Trunks. "I don't know what to do with you guys. You're acting as if I could pick up any girl I wanted! Trunks, can you point out even one girl that likes me for me?" Goten said. Before Trunks could reply, the boys found themselves in a heap on the floor. They got up and saw that they had bumped into a blonde girl.

"Hey Sadie. Sorry we bumped into you." Goten said.

Sadie blushed and shyly uttered. "Hi Goten."

"Damn girls! You never look where you're going!" Trunks seethed.

"Hi Goten." Sadie repeated.

"Um, yeah. Hi." Goten said, raising an eyebrow. Trunks smirked mischievously as if a light bulb had appeared above his head.

"Thank you Dende." Trunks said. "We gotta go now Sadie. Bye!" Trunks grabbed Goten by the arm and sped off.

"Hi Goten."

At Trunks' House…

"She does NOT Trunks!" Goten protested.

"Oh come on Goten! The girl was practically drooling when she saw you! She has the hots for you!" Trunks said. His parents walked in.

"Who has the hots for who?" Bulma asked. Trunks looked at his parents and shook his head.

"I don't even know if I can look at you the same way anymore." Trunks said.

"What the hell are you talking about boy?" Vegeta asked. Trunks just shook his head, grabbed Goten and went up to his room. "What the hell is wrong with him?"

"Anyway! Goten, Sadie obviously likes you. Why don't you ask her out?" Trunks asked.

"Hmm, maybe it's because I have no feelings for her whatsoever!" Goten replied.

"Don't try sarcasm Goten, it doesn't suit you."

"Trunks…"

"Look Goten, I'm not saying this to upset you but you can't go pining over CJ for the rest of your life! She may never be interested in you and that's her loss but…you need to forget about her for now. Maybe you two will get together in the future." Trunks said. Goten sighed.

"Alright, I'll give it a shot." Goten said. "But if this doesn't work I'll kill you!"

"Ha! Like you could!" Trunks said haughtily.

Thursday…

"I can't face this class again! I just can't take it!" Trunks said. "I can't even look my parents in the eye!"

"Same here, not that I could before anyway." CJ stated. "But I'm not a wimp like you so I'm going in anyways." Reluctantly, the rest of the gang followed suit. Ms Langdon walked in, wheeling in a TV.

"Oh my…" Juliana said, with a pale face. She started poking Lil Tak in the back.

"What is it?!" Lil Tak asked.

"She's gonna show us porn!!" Juliana hissed.

"THE HELL??!!" Lil Tak yelled.

"Yes Mr Yamamoto. This is a TV set." Ms Langdon said. Lil Tak blushed, embarrassed. "Now, on Tuesday we studied the process. Now we will discuss the result. Babies."

"Eeew!" Juliana said. Ms Langdon switched on the tape to a woman who was screaming and yelling in a hospital.

"Boys and girls, here we have a woman delivering a baby." Ms Langdon said.

'Keep pushing Miss."

'I AM PUSHING YOU QUACK!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGG!'

'Dr, we have a head.'

"Kami-sama! Is that where that things pops out from?!" Trunks squeaked.

"So, this is the reason my mother loathes me so much. Better add it to the list." CJ remarked.

"There's a list?" Remy asked.

"Of course. Though, I've lost count of how many reasons are on it. I've been writing that list since I was five." CJ replied. Remy sweat-dropped.

"And there is the baby." Ms Langdon said.

"Woah! You mean our mothers had to go through that just because our dad's couldn't control themselves?!?!" Goten exclaimed.

"It's not exactly like that…" Remy tried to say.

"Dude! When I go home, I'm so gonna kick my dad in the leg!" Trunks exclaimed.

"Oy…" Remy sighed.

'Waaaaaaah! Wahhhhh!'

'Aww, that's my little boy! He's beautiful.'

"Typical. I knew it was going to be a boy." Juliana said.

"How can a boy be beautiful?" Goten wondered.

"Hey Goten, that Sadie chick's been staring at you." Trunks said. "It's creepy man."

"She's not staring baka, she's making eyes. It's so romantic." Juliana gushed. "You should ask her out Goten."

"And why should he?! Is my best friend not good enough for him?!" Lil Tak hissed.

"Nobody said that! She's just not paying attention to him now. Guy!" Juliana replied. "It's now or never Goten."

"Um…" Goten looked at his friends. Juliana seemed to be the only one pushing this. He looked over at CJ and sighed. Trunks, Remy and Juliana did agree on one thing, CJ wouldn't notice him and he was starting to see that they were right.

"Son? You okay?" CJ asked.

"Yeah. I am now." Goten said as he walked over to the girl that was staring at him.

"Geez, finally! I was starting to worry about that boy." CJ remarked.

"CJ!" Lil Tak said.

"What? He was walking around like a wounded dog or something." CJ said.

"Hi, your name is Sadie right?" Goten asked slyly.

"It begins." Remy said.

"What in the hell are you talking about woman?" Trunks demanded.

"You shall see."

The next week…

"Hey Trunks. What's up?" Lil Tak greeted.

"I'm still grounded cos I kicked my Dad. Goten got off easy! His mom thought he was sweet." Trunks said.

"Figures." CJ remarked.

"Where in the heck is Goten anyway? I can't find him anywhere." Trunks said.

"As usual Trunks, it's like you live under a boulder." Juliana said. "Goten is at lunch."

"Why didn't he tell us?" Trunks asked.

"Coz he's at lunch with his harem, that's why." Lil Tak replied.

"…Did you just say harem?!" Trunks said.

"Look, here they come now." Juliana pointed. Trunks turned around and sure enough Goten was surrounded by loads of good-looking girls. Trunks couldn't believe his eyes.

"I can't believe my eyes." Trunks said. "The poor soul, he doesn't know what he's in for."

"I told you. It has begun. And it is only going to get worse." Remy said.

"I don't see what your problem is. He's just having fun. If those girls are sheep-like enough to follow him that's their fault." CJ said. "It's not like he was saving himself for anyone." The gang all sweat-dropped.

To Be Continued…

Woooo!! It has been a long time, hasn't it? Next chapter will be coming up shortly. I hope ^_^()