Disclaimer: I have better things to do with my time than steal
other people's stories; like shave my legs, draw fake tattoos on
me with a sharpie, and um ya, well, uhhh… The point is, is I don't
own him so don't sue me! More fic, c'min' at'cha!
Sitting on Monkeys
"Alright, woman, I'll do it. But don't you think that I won't try
and steal the Jewel afterwards."
"Granted." Kaede conceded to everyone's surprise.
"What…?" Kagome raised an eyebrow in question.
"Trust me, dear, have I ever steered ye wrong?" Kagome thought
back and, for the life of her, couldn't remember a single instance
where the woman had done or said a thing wrong. That's Kaede for
you. Maybe she should have been the Priestess…
"So ye agrees?" she asked once more.
"Yes!" he said a little exasperatedly. With that, Kaede picked
some rosary beads out of her pocket and placed them around
Inuyasha's neck. She turned to Kagome, "Say a spell and ye will
have minimal control over this hanyou. Try it out when ye free
him, but don't do it too excessively, alright?"
"Sure, I can handle that." Kagome said confidently.
"Oh, no…" Inuyasha groaned. These Priestess chicks were pretty
rough (A/n: remember, he is from our time this time). Kagome
beamed.
"Oh, no…" Kaede echoed, she could see what was coming.
"Sit!!!" Kagome yelled; before she had taken out the arrow.
"AAAAAHHHH!" Inuyasha yelped as the arrow dragged it's way up his
torso as some invisible force pulled him closer to the ground.
Kagome looked pleased.
"Okay, we can go now." she chirped.
"Bitch!" he yelled as Kagome pulled the arrow out of his torso and
he fell to the ground in a heap. She merely turned and started
walking off to the secret shrine which held Tetsusaiga. Inuyasha
got up, rather perturbed, and followed.
"We will go get Miroku and Sango from the village and meet ye back
here." Kaede called after Kagome.
"Come on." She told Kouga and they headed off to the Village.
Kouga groaned.
"Why do we have to get Sango and Miroku? I could protect her fine
on my own, even without Inuyasha!"
"Yeah, if ye did not run off all the time I would have half a mind
to do so!" Kaede responded.
"Oh, fine" Kouga resigned, knowing when he was beat. But this
Inuyasha character better not hurt his woman in any way. Kouga's
eyes narrowed. Or he was going to get it.
"Here" Kagome gestured to a hill.
"What? I don't see anything." Inuyasha examined the hillside.
Nope, definitely nothing there.
"Of course you don't, you're a demon." Kagome said as she suddenly
pulled a scroll out of thin air. Actually, she had pulled it off
the door.
"Hmmm…" Inuyasha grunted as a wooden shack materialized before his
eyes. Okay…
"Follow me." Kagome commanded. Inuyasha grumbled but obeyed.
Inside the shack there was a small shrine dedicated to the
Tetsusaiga. It had a scroll written by Kikyou about Inuyasha, how
they had gotten the sword together from his eye, and her hopes
that he would return for it. Inuyasha looked away; there was no
use in getting mushy now, she was gone. He looked at Kagome as she
picked the sword up off of its shelf.
"Hey! Don't touch that!" Inuyasha yelled. Kagome looked at him and
smiled slightly.
"Okay…" she said. Oh this was going to be rich. She set the sword
back down on its shelf and stepped aside. "After you, Inu-san" she
bowed. Kagome had to bite her tongue to keep from bursting out
laughing.
"Thank you." Inuyasha said. This was a bit suspicious but he
didn't really care. He didn't want that wench touching his stuff.
"OUCH!!!" he yelped as his whole body convulsed with energy. He
slammed back against the wall of the shack and almost blew a hole
in it. Kagome picked up the sword and the scroll underneath it.
She giggled.
"It's a scroll used to protect the sword, just in case some pesky
demons actually made their way in here…" she giggled again.
'Damn she is so annoying.' Inuyasha thought. "You know, you're
nothing like Kikyou. She was much more sophisticated, collected,
and-hey! Where are you going?" Kagome had already started heading
out the door and looked back at him with one eye.
"You're right, I'm nothing like Kikyou. But you're nothing like
the man Kikyou spoke of either. So let's just go, okay?" Kagome
started back out the door. Inuyasha was speechless.
'Kikyou talked well of me to her grandchildren?' he thought,
amazed. 'Well I guess I fucked that up' he shrugged and got up to
follow Kagome.
Kaede and Kouga walked through the village looking for
Sango and Miroku. The finally found them. They were running
through the streets; or, more precisely, Miroku was running from
Sango who had her boomerang already flying after the definitely
freaked out monk.
"Throw a scroll at that PERV!" Sango yelled after him as she
cackled. Kaede and Kouga exchanged disturbed looks.
"Aw, shit." Miroku ground his teeth as his face met the dirt. He
had barely managed to dodge the boomerang. He was one lucky monk.
"Allow me to apologize my dear lady." Miroku smiled.
"Your dear nothin' monk," Sango stuck her nose in the air "you'll
pay. Nahahaha…" She laughed maniacally. (A/n: I really do like
Sango, I promise! And Miroku, too.)
"Enough of this, ye two can do this later. Now, both of ye come
here." Kaede filled the strange pair in on the situation.
"Hmmm…" Sango mused. "Okay, we'll help. Uh, is it just me, or does
Kouga have a red fluffy fox tail?" a sheepish smile appeared on
Kouga's face as he turned into Shippo. Kaede rolled her eyes (A/n:
no kidding…)
"Can't I go? Oh please Kaede-san, please!" he looked up at her
with his best moony-eyes. Everyone else rolled their own.
"Oh, I guess that would be alright." Kaede sighed. At least she
wouldn't have to take care of him for a while. "Okay guys, let's
go meet up with Kagome and Inuyasha!" Miroku started walking and
then stopped. Um, where exactly did they go?" he asked, looking at
Kaede.
" They went to collect the Tetsusaiga from Kikyou's shrine." Kaede
started walking the other direction and Miroku hurried to catch
up.
"Wait, so you're telling me that you left Kagome with Inuyasha and
then sent them to get the Tetsusaiga?" Sango asked in disbelief.
"How do you know that you can trust him?" Kaede smiled.
"Oh, ye just knows these things in ye's old age sometimes, dear."
Kaede loved pissing young people off sometimes, just to see them
tick. Nhahahaa…
"The shrine is this way." Kaede directed. They spotted Inuyasha
and Kagome just over the next hill and met up with the disgruntled
duo. Kaede guessed that they where already starting to get under
each other's skin.
"No, I do not have the same scary strong powers as Kikyou did when
you knew her, but I am also younger, so get off my back!" Kagome
yelled.
"Well, I was just saying that we wouldn't be in this mess if you
just had a sharper eye…"
"You don't seem to have figured out how to kill your brother yet
either, so shut your big mouth you half-blooded hanyou!"
"Nobody calls m-!" Inuyasha started to say.
"That is quite sufficient for now." Kaede interrupted calmly.
"This group better be on its way, before Sesshoumaru discovers the
Jewel of Four Souls on Hojo! Ye must be quick about this. Take the
western route and this money. Be gone with you!" Kaede dropped a
small money bag in Kagome's hand and walked back toward the
village.
"Okay, let's get going." Kagome said stiffly and gave Inuyasha a
cold glance, which he chose to ignore. Miroku grabbed for Sango's
butt and ended up with a face full of fist before he could really
grab… Shippo sighed. This was going to be an interesting trip.
(A/n: Okay, I promise it will be a romance! Just give me a little
time. Review please and I might be more inclined to write
faster…hmmm… Anywho, um, tell me if anything is horribly wrong!
Like my speelinng or sumthing…)
*Mwah*
Love,
Mumu
other people's stories; like shave my legs, draw fake tattoos on
me with a sharpie, and um ya, well, uhhh… The point is, is I don't
own him so don't sue me! More fic, c'min' at'cha!
Sitting on Monkeys
"Alright, woman, I'll do it. But don't you think that I won't try
and steal the Jewel afterwards."
"Granted." Kaede conceded to everyone's surprise.
"What…?" Kagome raised an eyebrow in question.
"Trust me, dear, have I ever steered ye wrong?" Kagome thought
back and, for the life of her, couldn't remember a single instance
where the woman had done or said a thing wrong. That's Kaede for
you. Maybe she should have been the Priestess…
"So ye agrees?" she asked once more.
"Yes!" he said a little exasperatedly. With that, Kaede picked
some rosary beads out of her pocket and placed them around
Inuyasha's neck. She turned to Kagome, "Say a spell and ye will
have minimal control over this hanyou. Try it out when ye free
him, but don't do it too excessively, alright?"
"Sure, I can handle that." Kagome said confidently.
"Oh, no…" Inuyasha groaned. These Priestess chicks were pretty
rough (A/n: remember, he is from our time this time). Kagome
beamed.
"Oh, no…" Kaede echoed, she could see what was coming.
"Sit!!!" Kagome yelled; before she had taken out the arrow.
"AAAAAHHHH!" Inuyasha yelped as the arrow dragged it's way up his
torso as some invisible force pulled him closer to the ground.
Kagome looked pleased.
"Okay, we can go now." she chirped.
"Bitch!" he yelled as Kagome pulled the arrow out of his torso and
he fell to the ground in a heap. She merely turned and started
walking off to the secret shrine which held Tetsusaiga. Inuyasha
got up, rather perturbed, and followed.
"We will go get Miroku and Sango from the village and meet ye back
here." Kaede called after Kagome.
"Come on." She told Kouga and they headed off to the Village.
Kouga groaned.
"Why do we have to get Sango and Miroku? I could protect her fine
on my own, even without Inuyasha!"
"Yeah, if ye did not run off all the time I would have half a mind
to do so!" Kaede responded.
"Oh, fine" Kouga resigned, knowing when he was beat. But this
Inuyasha character better not hurt his woman in any way. Kouga's
eyes narrowed. Or he was going to get it.
"Here" Kagome gestured to a hill.
"What? I don't see anything." Inuyasha examined the hillside.
Nope, definitely nothing there.
"Of course you don't, you're a demon." Kagome said as she suddenly
pulled a scroll out of thin air. Actually, she had pulled it off
the door.
"Hmmm…" Inuyasha grunted as a wooden shack materialized before his
eyes. Okay…
"Follow me." Kagome commanded. Inuyasha grumbled but obeyed.
Inside the shack there was a small shrine dedicated to the
Tetsusaiga. It had a scroll written by Kikyou about Inuyasha, how
they had gotten the sword together from his eye, and her hopes
that he would return for it. Inuyasha looked away; there was no
use in getting mushy now, she was gone. He looked at Kagome as she
picked the sword up off of its shelf.
"Hey! Don't touch that!" Inuyasha yelled. Kagome looked at him and
smiled slightly.
"Okay…" she said. Oh this was going to be rich. She set the sword
back down on its shelf and stepped aside. "After you, Inu-san" she
bowed. Kagome had to bite her tongue to keep from bursting out
laughing.
"Thank you." Inuyasha said. This was a bit suspicious but he
didn't really care. He didn't want that wench touching his stuff.
"OUCH!!!" he yelped as his whole body convulsed with energy. He
slammed back against the wall of the shack and almost blew a hole
in it. Kagome picked up the sword and the scroll underneath it.
She giggled.
"It's a scroll used to protect the sword, just in case some pesky
demons actually made their way in here…" she giggled again.
'Damn she is so annoying.' Inuyasha thought. "You know, you're
nothing like Kikyou. She was much more sophisticated, collected,
and-hey! Where are you going?" Kagome had already started heading
out the door and looked back at him with one eye.
"You're right, I'm nothing like Kikyou. But you're nothing like
the man Kikyou spoke of either. So let's just go, okay?" Kagome
started back out the door. Inuyasha was speechless.
'Kikyou talked well of me to her grandchildren?' he thought,
amazed. 'Well I guess I fucked that up' he shrugged and got up to
follow Kagome.
Kaede and Kouga walked through the village looking for
Sango and Miroku. The finally found them. They were running
through the streets; or, more precisely, Miroku was running from
Sango who had her boomerang already flying after the definitely
freaked out monk.
"Throw a scroll at that PERV!" Sango yelled after him as she
cackled. Kaede and Kouga exchanged disturbed looks.
"Aw, shit." Miroku ground his teeth as his face met the dirt. He
had barely managed to dodge the boomerang. He was one lucky monk.
"Allow me to apologize my dear lady." Miroku smiled.
"Your dear nothin' monk," Sango stuck her nose in the air "you'll
pay. Nahahaha…" She laughed maniacally. (A/n: I really do like
Sango, I promise! And Miroku, too.)
"Enough of this, ye two can do this later. Now, both of ye come
here." Kaede filled the strange pair in on the situation.
"Hmmm…" Sango mused. "Okay, we'll help. Uh, is it just me, or does
Kouga have a red fluffy fox tail?" a sheepish smile appeared on
Kouga's face as he turned into Shippo. Kaede rolled her eyes (A/n:
no kidding…)
"Can't I go? Oh please Kaede-san, please!" he looked up at her
with his best moony-eyes. Everyone else rolled their own.
"Oh, I guess that would be alright." Kaede sighed. At least she
wouldn't have to take care of him for a while. "Okay guys, let's
go meet up with Kagome and Inuyasha!" Miroku started walking and
then stopped. Um, where exactly did they go?" he asked, looking at
Kaede.
" They went to collect the Tetsusaiga from Kikyou's shrine." Kaede
started walking the other direction and Miroku hurried to catch
up.
"Wait, so you're telling me that you left Kagome with Inuyasha and
then sent them to get the Tetsusaiga?" Sango asked in disbelief.
"How do you know that you can trust him?" Kaede smiled.
"Oh, ye just knows these things in ye's old age sometimes, dear."
Kaede loved pissing young people off sometimes, just to see them
tick. Nhahahaa…
"The shrine is this way." Kaede directed. They spotted Inuyasha
and Kagome just over the next hill and met up with the disgruntled
duo. Kaede guessed that they where already starting to get under
each other's skin.
"No, I do not have the same scary strong powers as Kikyou did when
you knew her, but I am also younger, so get off my back!" Kagome
yelled.
"Well, I was just saying that we wouldn't be in this mess if you
just had a sharper eye…"
"You don't seem to have figured out how to kill your brother yet
either, so shut your big mouth you half-blooded hanyou!"
"Nobody calls m-!" Inuyasha started to say.
"That is quite sufficient for now." Kaede interrupted calmly.
"This group better be on its way, before Sesshoumaru discovers the
Jewel of Four Souls on Hojo! Ye must be quick about this. Take the
western route and this money. Be gone with you!" Kaede dropped a
small money bag in Kagome's hand and walked back toward the
village.
"Okay, let's get going." Kagome said stiffly and gave Inuyasha a
cold glance, which he chose to ignore. Miroku grabbed for Sango's
butt and ended up with a face full of fist before he could really
grab… Shippo sighed. This was going to be an interesting trip.
(A/n: Okay, I promise it will be a romance! Just give me a little
time. Review please and I might be more inclined to write
faster…hmmm… Anywho, um, tell me if anything is horribly wrong!
Like my speelinng or sumthing…)
*Mwah*
Love,
Mumu
