A/N: WAAHOOOO!!! RENAISSANCE FAIRE OCT. 7th!!! GOIN WIT MY SCHOOL!!! Haha,
it's gonna be awesome. From 'connections' on the bus, I was informed they
sell STING AND ANDURIL THERE!!! I was told Sting is available only for
$50!!! Haha!! Beat that internet suckers tryin to take our monies from
us!!! HAHAHA!! BUT U GOTS TO BE 18 TO EVEN TOUCH THE SWORDS!!! Arrgh, I'm
goin wit the folks l8er to get 'em. Hehehe.
I made a costume too! Hehe, I have a cloak!! Yay!!! There's a blue satiny fabric inner skirt thing, then an outer piece that ties in the front and has big sleeves made of velvety stuff, then my cloak!! Haha!! HAIL AND WELL MET!!!!
Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I have been writing in Study Hall, just never had the time to type it up. Herez Ch. 2, must read and review if you want the next chapz, which I have written.
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Lossst Preciousssessss
Ch. 2 Valley Gurl Passes Out
"Tampons?" Frodo yelled, alert, "Forget that!! My bag's gone completely!!! OH SHIT!!! I put the ring in there for safekeeping!! Oh F***!!!!!" Frodo yelled even more loudly, alarming the rest of the fellowship too.
"How can you complain about me and my compulsive hygiene habits when you go and lose the one thing that can enable the Dark Lord to destroy this world?! Think of how much money Clairol, Covergirl, L'Oreal, Maybelline, Neutrogena, Revlon, Almay, MAC, and Bonnebelle would lose!!! And that's just to name a few!!" Legolas paused briefly for a breath and to apply some lemba flabored lip gloss. "OH MY GOSH," (s)he continued in sudden realization, going very pale, "All their customers would be gone, AND MY PRECIOUS SEPHORA WOULD HAVE TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!" (S)He stood there, shaking, feeling weak in the knees and sweating a bit.
"Uh oh, here it comes!" Gimli shouted, meaning the orcs, but Frodo thought differently and ducked into an overgrown bush and clamped his hands down over his ears.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Legolas screamed, then passed out. He somehow landed gracefully atop a bed of fresh leaves, by the root of a shady tree.
The first orc appeared all of a sudden from behind the tree Legolas was under and snorted at him ferociously.
"Aaaaahhh! I'm gonna die!!" Legolas screeched, picking up his/her head, then dropping it down again in valley-gurl-had-a-heart-attack-mode.
Aragorn had been prepared and now lept out of another tree, slicing at the orc with Anduril. The orc lept out of the way and Aragorn collided with the tree and fell painfully onto the ground next to Sleeping Legolas and his/her Tommy bag.
"Hey, this stuff could come in handy for once!" He reached over and snatched up the bag. Rummaging through it, he picked up a few things and stuffed them into his pockets.
All the while, the orc stood there, scratching its head, picking at the infection it got form its newest piercing.
"TAKE THAT ORC!!!!" Aragorn roared, lunging towards the orc.
The orc gave a slow "Huh?" (Think Harry & Maude in Home Alone). It was too late for it to duck and soon it and Aragorn were covered in a cloud of powder.
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Haha, yeah. It gets better later, trust me. You will all see. Any ideas? Oh, and if any1z been to the Ren Faire, tell me wut it's like in ur review? I wanna b as prepared as possible! Adios pplz!
I made a costume too! Hehe, I have a cloak!! Yay!!! There's a blue satiny fabric inner skirt thing, then an outer piece that ties in the front and has big sleeves made of velvety stuff, then my cloak!! Haha!! HAIL AND WELL MET!!!!
Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I have been writing in Study Hall, just never had the time to type it up. Herez Ch. 2, must read and review if you want the next chapz, which I have written.
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Lossst Preciousssessss
Ch. 2 Valley Gurl Passes Out
"Tampons?" Frodo yelled, alert, "Forget that!! My bag's gone completely!!! OH SHIT!!! I put the ring in there for safekeeping!! Oh F***!!!!!" Frodo yelled even more loudly, alarming the rest of the fellowship too.
"How can you complain about me and my compulsive hygiene habits when you go and lose the one thing that can enable the Dark Lord to destroy this world?! Think of how much money Clairol, Covergirl, L'Oreal, Maybelline, Neutrogena, Revlon, Almay, MAC, and Bonnebelle would lose!!! And that's just to name a few!!" Legolas paused briefly for a breath and to apply some lemba flabored lip gloss. "OH MY GOSH," (s)he continued in sudden realization, going very pale, "All their customers would be gone, AND MY PRECIOUS SEPHORA WOULD HAVE TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!" (S)He stood there, shaking, feeling weak in the knees and sweating a bit.
"Uh oh, here it comes!" Gimli shouted, meaning the orcs, but Frodo thought differently and ducked into an overgrown bush and clamped his hands down over his ears.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Legolas screamed, then passed out. He somehow landed gracefully atop a bed of fresh leaves, by the root of a shady tree.
The first orc appeared all of a sudden from behind the tree Legolas was under and snorted at him ferociously.
"Aaaaahhh! I'm gonna die!!" Legolas screeched, picking up his/her head, then dropping it down again in valley-gurl-had-a-heart-attack-mode.
Aragorn had been prepared and now lept out of another tree, slicing at the orc with Anduril. The orc lept out of the way and Aragorn collided with the tree and fell painfully onto the ground next to Sleeping Legolas and his/her Tommy bag.
"Hey, this stuff could come in handy for once!" He reached over and snatched up the bag. Rummaging through it, he picked up a few things and stuffed them into his pockets.
All the while, the orc stood there, scratching its head, picking at the infection it got form its newest piercing.
"TAKE THAT ORC!!!!" Aragorn roared, lunging towards the orc.
The orc gave a slow "Huh?" (Think Harry & Maude in Home Alone). It was too late for it to duck and soon it and Aragorn were covered in a cloud of powder.
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Haha, yeah. It gets better later, trust me. You will all see. Any ideas? Oh, and if any1z been to the Ren Faire, tell me wut it's like in ur review? I wanna b as prepared as possible! Adios pplz!
