Angisora: It's 3:00 in the morning and I'm tired. But I can't go to bed because I'm not tired. So there. I'm listening to Dashboard Confessional and it's not really aspiring any ideas. Someday. . . I'll . . . be dead. On to the story. Wait.I'm not listening to Dashboard Confessional anymore. . .the song changed. Now it's All-American Rejects. So there. Oh yes. . . I sort of have nothing to do with the ownership of Zelda. . .I also don't have anything to do with the word, "Intelligence".

One day Angisora turned on her television and popped in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. She stood there poking at her eye for quite a while, until someone walked in and reminded her not to do that anymore as they pulled her finger out of her eye socket.

"Angisora, the "on" button is not your eye, remember? We talked about that yesterday. . .and the day before. . .and. . . " They walk out.

She turned on the game and opened up her file. There stood Link.
Yes. Link. (I have issues) So she made Link walk away from the
Evil Temple of Doooom and randomly picked walls to run into.

"nehehehehehhe, nyarhyarhyarhyar" She said, drooling at the television screen.

Finally after about ten minutes, She stops. . . .and the starts again.

"What the heck are you doing?!?"

".Who are Juu!?!?"

"It's me, Link"

"Link is talking to Angisora?"

"Obviously"

So then.she starts making him run into the wall again, and watches him bounce back and make his little "oof" noise.

"Hey! Stop! I don't like that! Plus, aren't you supposed to be kind of amazed that I'm talking to you?"

"..."

"Even though you are very tired and I'm just a figment of your imagination, It's still freaky and means your kind of schizophrenic"

"shpitzoplantif.."

".You're an idiot"

"HUHUHUH I know."

"Riiight. . .well, what are we going to do today. . .I'm actually amazed that you got me into adult form. You have been working on this game for 9 years now. Proving even more that you are just a moron."

":D Let's go to the tree full of monkeys that throw coconuts at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

". . .There IS no tree with monkeys that throw coconuts at you . . .That was in my 3rd game The Legend of Zelda: My Awakening. Not in this game."

"Let's go to the tree full of monkeys that throw coconuts at you!!!"

"I SAID there is no tree! That's in. . ."

"Let's go to the tree full of monkeys that throw coconuts at you!!"

". . .was your brain surgically removed with a spork?"

"Let's go to the tree. . ."

*interrupting* "THERE IS NO DAMN TREE!!"

"Well gosh.duh."

"Oh.my.god."

Angisora makes him start to move.

"Wha.he..hey! Where are you taking me you brainless insult to retarded rocks!?"(where did I come up with that one????)

"Uhhh..uhmmmm...uhhh..."

"*Sighs* Just..nevermind. Just forget it. So what's your name anyways? I might as well be nice enough to call such a stupid moron by its name."

*Scratches her head* "I like guessing games! Ask me another one!!"

"What the. . .!? I just asked you your name. Can you even tell me THAT?!?"

"I like cheese."

"Really. I guess I better talk about something you can relate to . . . since you are a retarded piece of dirt. Ok so . . .what about cheese do you like?" "uuuhhh...uhhhm...uuuugghhh..AAARGH."

*Sighs* " You know what? Don't even think.you might hurt yourself, even though whoever had to raise YOU is probably hurting more that you EVER will. Ooh, the sympathy I feel for them."

"I can blow bubbles out of my nose!!"

"That's just. . .great. . ."

"Wanna see?!?!"

"Not in particular"

"Okay!!!" *Does*

"What is wrong with you!?!?!!! He.HEY! WATCH OUT!" *runs into a tree*

"GGGGAAAAAAHAHHAHAHA!"

"Watch it! What do you think you're doing, anyways? Why are we in the middle of the field?"

"It's the monkey tree!"

"Oh god. . .not that again. . ."

*Angisora mindlessly stares at the tree* "GGGAAAhhhhh."

"Okay. . .aaaare we. . .going to move now? What the heck are you staring at, anyways?" *Looks behind him* "There's.nothing there."

"GGAAHHH" *points*

"What. . . ? This?? *Walks up to a bush and points to it*

*nods* "uuhuuuuuuuuh" *drools*

"Ok. . .question. . .WHY!?!?!?"

". . .I name it snookie"

"You're naming a. . .bush? I should have figured. Typical of an idiot. Well, you done staring moronically at a stupid bush?"

"aaahhahahahahh!" *points to it*

"What now??" *looks at the bush*

"It moooooved! Snookie moved!!"

"NO IT DIDN"T! IT'S A BUSH!"

"Why aren't you moving, Link?" *pokes the bush*

"THAT"S A BUSH! I'm Link! Oooover here!"

". . .really? whhhoooooahhh"

"She actually listened to me."

"My name? Angisora."

"What the. . .I didn't ask you your name."

"Angisora"

"No. . .I already know your name now."

"My name? Angisora."

"NO! I know your name!"

"My name? Angisora"

"SHUTUP!"

"My name? Angisora."

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?"

2 B continued. . . .

Ok guys, that's all for now. Sorry if you didn't like it. I'm a moron and I'm tired. So this is what pops out. Anyways, I hope you thought it was funny.

~Angisora