Alriiiighty, here I am. I had to write My Sephiroth story a bit (which is not humor; I write all kinds of stuff.) I want to say thank you to all of my reviews! You guys write some good stories, too! Anyways.It's early morn again, I'm hoping I can still be funny. Let's see what happens, K?

Link sat on a rock by the Lake of Hylia and threw pebbles in the water. He was waiting for Angisora to quit banging her head against the T.V. screen.

"Sooo. . .I would have imagined you would gave gotten a headache, but then I remembered YOU DON'T HAVE A BRAIN."

Link glared at the squished up face of Angisora against the screen. Drool dribbled down and plopped onto him.

Link = Ô__o

"No.NO! What have I done to deserve this!?"

"Remember that one tiiime, you were throwing rockies into the waaaater?"

". . .I was JUST NOW doing that. Idiot."

"AHWAHWAHWAH"

"Just. . .shutup."

Then Angisora's faithful dog 'Stupid' came running in.

"What the..what the heck is that?" Link asked staring at Stupid. Stupid just happened to have 1 leg and 2 heads.

"Stuuuuupiiiid!"

"Obviously."

"Garf garf." Stupid barked.

Link thinks. .oO(I think that maybe should have been HER name)

"Well.get it out of here! He's. . ." But before Link could finish Stupid came jumping into the T.V.

"What the!?!" * sigh* "should I even ask how that happened?"

Stupid jumped on Link and started bashing one of its heads against Link's leg.

"What the heck are you doing!?"

"RAR ARE ARE ARE ARE!"

". . .That must mean 'I'm an Idiot' In dog language."

"OHOHO that wasn't Stupid talking, that was meeee!" Angisora corrected him.

"You know . . .I should have known that. . ."

Then all of a sudden Link turns his head to the screen, and one of Angisora's legs is hanging out ( inside the T.V.)

"Oh no, OOOOH NO YOU DON'T!" So Link tries to shove her back out, but she topples inside the land of Hyrule anyways.

"This isn't fair!! WHY!?!? Let's just hope she doesn't realize she can do anything she wants since she's the game player. . ."

"I caaaaaaannnnn?!?!"

". . .no. . ."

"Whooo!" Angisora decides to grow 30 feet tall.

"God. . .this sucks. . ."

So Angisora gets on her hands and knees and starts rapidly crawling after Link. Link runs for dear life.

It's gunna EAT ME!" he yells in a little pouty voice.

"Arhar! I don't eat Links!" *stops*

"You don't?" *Stopping*

"NU UH."

"Then what do you do to them?"

"EAT THEM!" *she starts to crawl after him again*

". . ." *runs away*

He gets to a tree and starts to circle it, still running. . . aaaaand she still chases him.

Link = ¬_¬

Link stops and runs away from the tree. Angisora however, continues to crawl around the tree. Stupid appears and follows her close behind.

Link = e_e

"Hey! Quit! I'm over here!"

Angisora stops and stares at him . . . Then continues to crawl around the tree.

"You're kidding me . . ."

Stupid stops running and hops over to Link. He then falls over dead.

"What the . . ." Link crouches over to him. Angisora glances over.

"Stuuupid!" She crawls over to Stupid. "Nooo Stupid!" She starts to bawl.

"Oh god! Don't cry!"

"Waaaahahahha!"

"Please?"

"Whahahhaha!"

"He's uhh...not dead!"

"No?"

"No! He's playing a game! The sleep game."

Angisora starts to laugh and Link plugs his ears.

"Me play toooooo!" Angisora starts to fall over.

"AH!" Link using his super effective roll of doom and dodges the falling Angisora, who resembles a cow when pushed from the side. "Will you just do me a favor?!?"

"HEEHEEHEE! Huh?"

"Shrink back to normal size. Just.please."

"No!"

Link thinks for a moment.

"Say 'I wanna shrink back to normal size', okay?"

"Okay!" *does and does*

*Link feels accomplished* . . . *and smart,* . . . * . . *.then remembers that she is just an ox of a moron, and frowns* . . . BUT at least she is back to normal size! *Link smiles again* *Link looks toward the computer screen* "Hey! Quit with the excessive amout of stars already!"

Narrator/writer: Oh . . . sorry . . .

"Thank you!"

. . .*

"Oh that's just funny . . .reeeaaalll funny."

Narrator/writer: *smiles cheesily :D* Sorry I had to do it.

"Well use something else for an action!"

N/W: alright. &$%#^@so the narrator/writer uses something else for an action&$%^@

&$%#^@Link sighs&$%#^@ "Let's just get back to the story."

N/W: kay.

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Angisora starts to gnaw on her toe.

"Will you quit that?!" The mail-man guy from LoZ:MM comes up.

"telegram for Mr. uhhh..The last name is sploched out. Is there a First name Link here?

"Yeah . . .hey wait aren't you supposed to be in the second 64 game?"

" . . ." The mail-man steals Link's hat and runs far, far away.

"Hey! Oh god just forget it." Link picks up the telegram he drops and reads it.

Deliver to: Link Splotched Out

You're test results came in. Stop. You DO have a learning disability. Stop
HAHA. Stop. No you idiot! Don't type "stop" when I say it! . .stop

"Noooooooooooooo(gasp)oooooooooo(gasp)oooooooooo!!!!"

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Will Angisora quit chewing her toe? Will Stupid quit juggling? . . . wait . . . Does Link really have a learning disability? (and why the hell for, you ask? He has so far proven he is smarter than a broken tree made of . . . dumb.{Angisora}) Is the guy that typed the telegram really an idiot? Will Link ever see his hat again? Will the guy that made off with his hat ever return? If so, will he want to give it back? If so, would he steal it back afterwards? If he was streaking across the field at an acceleration of 3.2 while singing the theme to Happy Days, would he be able to count the licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Will I ever stop asking these really pointless questions? NO!

-Angisora Enjoy =)